zest has no curfew

ally | 23 | she/her | we stan kravitz adventurezone

[rilenite]

hi everyone i've never really. don't this before but covid got me and my roommates putting us all out of work after an already really rough month. we're moving into a new place next month but wont be able to move in until the 8th, and will need to come up with money to cover a motel for the gap between housing as well as to cover our first months rent. if anyone is able to send some help our way/reblog that would be. very appreciated.

my v/enmo is Riley-Ziesmer

[transformersweatpants]

Lucretia meeting the Tres Horny Boys as the Director

[angry-eevee]

I know TAZ has some completely epic lines that resonate with people like the “I saw seven birds” speech and “Our capacity for love increases” speech but what’s everyone’s favorite stupid line that for some reason lodged in your head beyond the others I’ll start 

Mine is when Taako and Barry are talking in the Beach Episode and Taako says “Barold… Barold…. I rolled an Eleven Barold, you have to tell me.”

[riotworkshop]

“The late Merle Highchurch rolled a five”

[bridgesquid]

Griffin: “Are you using the umbrella like Mary Poppins-style? You don’t need to.” Justin: “Oh, natch. And I don’t need to. For sure. But I deffo am.”

[rumtumteddy]

“I can fuck any onion I want!”

[bartmobile]

“the memory of my grandfather’s name died long before i was born”

[dawhitebag]

“hot diggity shit that is a baller cookie”

[imacingthis]

“How do you not have a d6 it comes with every game?!” “My daughter…” “Eats them for power????”

[badgersandbees]

“You haven’t seen this ass!”

[timeforlupsopinion]

“what’d you do merle?” “laid down in the road”

[whatifididsomethingnew]

“I love you guys. You just set my fucking dog on fire”

[acheemient]

“Hey, you calm the fuck down, sir! There’s no yelling in the Fantasy Costco!”

[eyesofthesunflower]

“Oh! I landed on Bryan!… Bryan I’m so proud of zem.”

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

might i add

[mcnuggyy]

just wanted to pay a quick tribute to the Argo design that inspired me to get into making TAZ fanart ;;w;;

@accesscodex has the best designs,, please check out his stuff!!!

[emiko-matsui]

concept: taako in faerun but it's tony hawk

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kid: are you taako?

taako: i am

kid: no you're not

taako: ok, i'm not

kid: but are you, FOR REAL

taako: i am for real

kid: i thought you'd be prettier

taako: ME TOO

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tsa agent, checking his id: taako, like that guy who saved the world taako

taako: exactly

tsa agent: cool, i wonder what he's up to nowadays

taako: this

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taako: [at the rental wagon agency, can't find his name on the monitor, goes inside, waits in line & finally gets up to the front]

agent: you really are taako

taako: yeah, i looked for my name on the list outside but couldnt find it

agent: i deleted it because i thought it was fake

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guy at fantasy costco: do you ever get mistaken for taako? or are you taako?

taako: both!

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guy, in line at fantasy starbucks: my friend says you're famous, is that true?

taako: depends on your definition of fame

guy: will your name show up if i fantasy google it?

taako: yes

guy, typing into phone: you are tacos?

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tsa agent, staring intently: i'm trying to figure out who you look like before checking your id

taako: ok

tsa agent: that cyclist, armstrong

nearby agent: that ain't lance armstrong

taako: he's right

tsa agent: oh you look like that guy who saved the world [checks id] and have the same name too, crazy

taako: crazy

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woman nearby after a guy asks for an autograph: i don't know who you are

taako: i don't expect you to

woman: what have you done

taako: i saved the world

woman: are you from raven roost?

taako: no i'm from new elfington

woman: so you're not the guy with the sideburns that killed the hunger?

[zestytaako]

hey guys! remember taakitz? me too :)

[zestytaako]

hey guys! remember taakitz? me too :)

[zestytaako]

hey guys! remember taakitz? me too :)

[gnc-tits]

so admittedly making fanart for something the Day before it ends is a little strange (let alone a whole fuckin comic) but listen.  did yesterday me listen to that? the answer is no

anyways attypf by @marywhal and @anonymousalchemist ends today and ive never made anything for it but hoo boy its been a wild ride huh? this bit is pretty chill in the grand scheme of things but it did hurt a fair amount on my reread so now you get this.  thank u guys for sending me on an emotional ride the likes of which avengers endgame could only DREAM of doing.  the russo bros want what you guys have

id under the cut because its a long boy!

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[terezis]

Running joke that every time someone asks Kravitz how old he is, he uses an older and older time period

the reapers are investigating an ancient cult that’s suddenly resurfaced and while they’re doing their research barry’s like, oh i can’t read this scroll, i think it’s written in old common?

and lup’s like oh don’t worry just give it to kravitz, when he was alive it was just regular common ha ha ha

and kravitz is like, aw lup you flatter me… i was born FAR before the invention of written language

lup does not have a comeback for that one.

[minky-for-short]

I like to imagine that there is at least one cycle where the IPRE crew had to infiltrate a fancy party in order to find the Light of Creation.

And I am using that justification to draw Lup in a fancy dress <3

[iburneddownadennysonce-deactiva]

Nobody:

Sir Fitzroy Maplecourt, Knight (in absentia) of the realm of Goodcastle:

[zonerbonerz]

the bellcurve of justin’s character voices is fucking wild to me. This man went from a full 10 in intensity to just a normal dude then back to 10 but in the other direction. His power is terrifying

[zonerbonerz]

a scientific graph

[mspainttaz]

the scene with kravitz and the feathers spread out on the floor and “he was alone” was so completely utterly shattering. this moment informed the entire tone of that juncture of the story for me… thank you griffin, for making my heart drop like a stone over a reaper at the end of the world realizing the phone lines have been cut between him and his own god, in Her own realm, while the dead air around him weighs heavy like it never has before. crouching in a jail that has become the final sanctuary for the jailer. 

[luxwing]

I still think it's hilarious that in balance Lucretia has no idea what the Animus Bell does so that means one of two scenarios took place:

1. Lucretia: Hey Barry, what did you create?

Barry: Uh, well, I call it the "Animus Bell". See? It's a little silver bell with these rad skulls on it.

Lucretia: Okay... And, what does it do?

Barry: Ha ha, it's a secret! :) Wanna ring it?

Lucretia: Oh... No thanks.

Or

2. Lucretia: So what does your relic do, Barry?

Barry: Uh, well... You know. Stuff.

Lucretia:... What sort of stuff?

Barry: Oh... You know... ;)

Lucretia: You have no idea what it does, do you?

Barry: No and I'm terrified to ring it please don't make me.

[zestytaako]

it’s been a little bit but people asked so i’m gonna specifically say something: would people really like it if i made a new TAZ discord for graduation? like a place to share memes and art and fics and playlists and all that good stuff. let me know if you’d be interested!

[unexpected-journey]

That moment at the end of the eleventh hour arc when Taako gives Ren the diploma, and she’s like “…aren’t I supposed to like… take lessons and stuff?” and Taako says “Ren? I’ve been watching the whole time” and you can hear Clint softly gasp and Travis say “That’s really good” in the background