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Finn kisses

cant forget kylo

I love u & your posts & reblogs pls date me, i'll Made you snacks and small poems

Oh, I didn’t see this, sorry. That’s very sweet of you!!

gogomrbrown

“Stop turning superheros into social justice warriors.” They were created to be social justice warriors

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There’s also this:

linovadraws

I forgot to cross post this from Twitter!

Please read A Conspiracy of Truths by Alexaxandra Rowland. There’s a grumpy old man and a sweet baby angel and sometimes they have arguments about how much character interiority you really need in storytelling and also cause the collapse of a city state oops.

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The last of my launch day fanart for @ariaste‘s Choir of Lies. I know most people would think it’s really shady to have a series of weird dreams of swamps and flowers and some guy who wears a lot of reeds and also never shows his face, but guys!! he has a pet cormorant!! I’m sure it’s totally fine and not at all significant!!

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harrypotterconfessions

nvr gets old

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Gargoyles

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wasturbatress

raptorific

If I didn’t remember actually reading this in an actual Calvin and Hobbes book as a child I’d think it was ironically photoshopped like those comics where Mickey Mouse and Goofy talk about how reality is an illusion but this comic strip was actually just……. already………… like that……………

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ladies, if:

he's scratching at your windows

your car is broken down

and your boyfriend still hasn't returned even though he was supposed to be back by now

that's not your man, that's man door hand hook car door

ravensloane

ROARING 20s AGAIN Y’ALL KNOW WHAT THT MEANS

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Tumblr deleted my long ass rant while I was in the middle of writing it so you’re spared and will only get a summed up version

Long story short; your abs are supposed to be covered with a healthy, protective layer of fat. The shape Jason Momoa is in during his movies is achieved by a diet designed to lower his body fat to unhealthy numbers, dehydrating him and enhancing his abs with make up. This is what ripped, muscular, healthy person looks like on their off time. If you think this is a dad bod, for the love of everything that is holy, shut up and absolutely never comment on a man’s body ever again. I mean hell, you can still see his damn v-line, what fucking dad bod has that?!

Don’t believe me? Google some bodybuilders who are off their contest diet. The men who literally make a living for having defined muscles. For 360 days a year, they do not look like the way you think they do. During a bodybuilding contest, these men’s body fat is under 7%, they’re dehydeated and covered in fake tan that helps the muscles show up. And it’s literally only for that day, because it’s extremely unhealthy. Same goes for actors who are known for being ripped - they’re at their worst when they’re filming. This exact same shit happened with Vin Diesel few years ago with people getting a paparazzi shot of his “beer belly” and I’m genuinely worried of the young men who grow up in this society thinking being muscular means having defined abs 24/7.

Jason Momoa looks ripped and healthy, yall are just blind with unrealistic standards.

profeminist

“This is what actors (& models & bodybuilders) do. If you see them with razor cut abs, they have been on a low carb, water-reducing diet to get there. You cannot retain that and be healthy. When we shot WOLVES, Jason asked me, “Do I have to have abs n’ shit for this?” I said no.”

- David Hayter, director, Wolves

“The wood chopping scene in The Wolverine was all the footage they could get before Hugh Jackman passed out from dehydration. Dehydration and steroids are the big secret behind Hollywood muscle definition.”

- My name is Grant‏

“Yeah there was a huge piece a few years ago about the prevalence of doping in the aftermath of Dark Knight (roughly), it became an arms race of every male actor going on roids for definition. Compare Jackman in XMen 1 from 2000 to him in Logan, for example.”

- Kuff ‘n’ Klout

“The Hollywood roid phenomenon in one picture”

- Kuff ‘n’ Klout‏

“The Guest” movie -

tatzelwyrm

I like how they call starvation and dehydration a “trick” :)))))))))

thiswaycomessomethingwicked

I KNOW. Fucking killed me. “There’s this neat trick where we encourage disordered eating and dehydration. That’s what bodies should look like!!! This is the Norm!!”