[rylandgraces]

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

[honeybee-arts]

[strokingout]

hold on i have to do everything

[skidfarts]

Hey Girl I mean All Pronouns

[i-am-a-fish]

texting is like a quick time event if you're anxious enough

[hbogirls]

word is, papa poutine’s son small fry is looking for payback

[svogliata-mente]

realest comment on all youtube

[pansyfemme]

polyamory would not always fix the love triangle. sometimes it would make it much, much worse. but they should do it anyway

[absolutelyzoned]

guy who really likes bagels: hmmm... i bagely remember that...

[gelphienation]

The reason that leftists can’t get anyone to mask even a little bit is because people care more about looking hot than being nice or woke. I literally don’t think an appeal to morals or rationality basically ever works in any situation like. At all. But especially not here. Your only real option is to make people feel part of an exclusive and desirable club. I think people just have to halt production on Infographics and focus everyone’s energy on getting hunter schaefer or Sophie thatcher or charli or even Addison Rae to be photographed in an n95

[redstonedust]

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

[lindahousephd]

first flower of her house or whatever

[arcade-confetti]

Oh youre "nonbinary"? Can i put you in a box please. Can i pleaseeeee put you in a box. We have two boxes and i really wanna put you in one. But dont worry. My boxes are very Woke and Nuanced. So its fine to put you in one. Pleaseeeee. Wow... youre such a bitch... not letting me put into one of two nuanced and essential necessary boxes... you obviously go into the box all those evil bitches end up in

[lolastung]

SPIKE PRATT & BUFFY SUMMERS — 6.03, “After Life”

[teathattast]

[starrynet]

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad