ONLY THE GOOD DIE YOUNG

❝Dream as if you'll live forever. Lloyd here, ready to rock your computer world. Eighteen, WMHS senior, football captain, member of various clubs. Don't feel the need for a huge intro, seeing as I'm pretty much at the top of the student body food chain. But if you're a creep outside of WMHS, following me on here and probably out in the real world too, these are the only three things you need to know about me: my name, my status, and what I can/will do to you if you try to fuck with me or the few people I care about in life. Don't think there's anything else that needs to be on here so, if you wanna know more about yours truly, sucks for you. Live as if you'll die today.❞

[libby-tate-deactivated20140729]

Finally going to go out tonight. It’s been far too long since I have.

[lloydpuck]

Hopefully your dad doesn't bust you. That'd be embarrassing.

[lindsey--smythe-deactivated2014]

I never said that.

[lloydpuck]

You don't have to say it, it's just a well known fact.

[lloydpuck]

TEXT MESSAGE ➝ AUDREY

Audrey: A-U-D-R-E-Y, it's not a difficult name.

Audrey: You'll be the first to go, if not - I'll make sure to set a zombie bounty for you.

Lloyd: I know. But Jordan's little sister has a nice ring.

Lloyd: You're not the zombie queen, you can't tell zombies what to do. They do what they want.

[lindsey--smythe-deactivated2014]

I don’t like sharing.

[lloydpuck]

With me, though. You like sharing with me.

[thegabbylopez-deactivated201403]

True but those kids could be helpful to us. They could stay in class and distract the teachers. Meanwhile, private party in the teachers lounge. It’s genius.

[lloydpuck]

True, very true… I dunno, though. I mean, if they love school that much, they might rat us out rather than cover for us.

[lindsey--smythe-deactivated2014]

No.

[lloydpuck]

Why not?

[thegabbylopez-deactivated201403]

Totally. Like that would happen. Some kids would give up their left arm before missing a day of school.

[lloydpuck]

And those kids are very sad kids. That's why it's kind of our duty to teach them that there's more to life than boring textbooks and lame tests.

[thegabbylopez-deactivated201403]

How did I almost forget that it’s Friday tomorrow? Do you think if I just don’t go to school tomorrow then the weekend could start early? Because I’m considering it.

[lloydpuck]

Totally. I think we should all do that, like a student strike thing or something, and just force the school to be closed tomorrow.

[lloydpuck]

TEXT MESSAGE ➝ JUDITH

J: Are you on drugs or ... ?

Lloyd: What? No.

Lloyd: Are you?

[lloydpuck]

TEXT MESSAGE ➝ AUDREY

Audrey: It's been nice knowing you.

Audrey: Drizzle a little bit of salt on you, zombies are killers for salty snacks.

Lloyd: Rude, Jordan's little sister. I'm not gonna die. I've been studying zombies way too long.

[lindsey--smythe-deactivated2014]

What?

[lloydpuck]

Gimme some.

[lloydpuck]

TEXT MESSAGE ➝ CARL

Carl: I'm too busy trying to keep myself alive to care about the kids, Lloyd.

Carl: Dumbass, haha

Lloyd: That's cold, man. Real cold.

Lloyd: Lol hey. Don't be a dick or I'll leave you out there for the pooch.

[furynyx]

I baked cookies; Come and get them!

[lloydpuck]

Are there any left or did Gabby eat them all?

[lindsey--smythe-deactivated2014]

[lloydpuck]

[lloydpuck]

TEXT MESSAGE ➝ CARL

Carl: It's a pitbull. I'm only alive because it got busy with the little kids down the street.

Carl: Be careful, there is something behind you.

Lloyd: Oh well that's good.

Lloyd: Wait.

Lloyd: Is it tearing little kids to shreds right now???

Lloyd: And I totally didn't just look behind me. Nope.

[lloydpuck]

TEXT MESSAGE ➝ CARL

Carl: Yes. I came to pay a visit but there is a fucking dog chasing me since I left my house.

Carl: And you need stop watching horror movies, cos.

Lloyd: Dammit Carl. I was excited. JK I'm still happy you came to visit. But dude, that's insane. Is it a little dog or a big dog?

Lloyd: No way, those are the best kind of movies.

[lloydpuck]

TEXT MESSAGE ➝ CARL

Carl: Could you please just open the fucking door before this dog pull my leg off?

Lloyd: What dog? Where are you?

Lloyd: Wait. Are YOU the zombie out front?