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Bernie Sanders won Methuen by literally one vote

If you don’t believe YOUR vote counts, consider this:

Hillary won six districts in Iowa because of coin tosses. If ONE MORE Bernie supporter had shown up, there would have been no coin toss.

In this district in Massachusetts, the ONE person DID show up.

So, the moral of the story? Every vote counts. Show up, mark the little oval, push the button, whatever. Just show up.

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This flower is called the Clitoria and is my new favorite plant

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Cats & Food

Two of the best things in the world combined.

Photos by naomiuno

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I was ringing up a white couples burrito bowls the other day at Chipotle. Their total was $17.38.

I looked at the guy, and asked, “Is this your trap queen?” with a straight face.

He looked confused as hell, They then looked at the total. They started dying for like 3 - 4 minutes possibly while everybody in line looked confused as fuck.

Good times.

youarethebloodinmyownveins

I work at Chipotle and I know for a fact that this is bullshit lmao. The closest your total will be to that is $17.48. I know that for a fact because people always say how it’s only 10 cents off from 1738

kumajuice-deactivated20220110

Sigh It’s …it’s barely been 24 HOURS into day 1 of 2016 and bitches already out here wildin’. Why the hell do I have to lie about a fucking total? lmao let me drag you real quick bitch, it’s obvious you’ve never done cash and probably just a tortilla hoe.

Also, maybe you didn’t know but.. it’s called “SALLLLESSS TAXXXX” and (hear me out on this) It’s different in EAAAAAACH STAAAAATE! Crazy right??

Anyways the flat sales tax rate on any tangible food item made for immediate consumption or “fast food” varies zip code to zip code but in the zip code of the chipotle I work at it is 10% Keep that in mind.

Now take a look at this:

These are chipotles flat prices for EVERY entree you want plus the standard sized drink you can get WITH your food, if you work at chipotle like you claim, you’d know that regardless of whether it’s a burrito, bowl, or taco, the total will be the same as above.

Now let’s do some math:

A Chicken bowl + A Steak bowl + A Small drink = $15.80

15.80 + 10% = ….?

Here are some screenshots of other people who have shared this experience.

You’re excused bitch.

pharaohoftheghetto

Alex nooooooo

whaticantremembernow

First heavy clapback I’ve witnessed in 2016 and i honestly didn’t see it coming.

volatilequeen

Laaaawd that was cruial

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savage

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Two lil lemons 🍋🍋

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neutralize

unlearn it

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I can’t believe I’m seeing this with my own five eyes and on this? The year of our lord 2015????

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Endless vomiting.

Wtf is frat culture?

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Pabst Blue Ribbons and salmon shorts

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Repost from @jenkoehl… For obvious reasons. 🍑

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hold on to your honkers

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I don’t know what page number this is…64?? 66??

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Merry Christmas. ;D

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