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naruto boys react to you having a tapeworm
Naruto: DONT JOKE ABOUT THAT!!! DATTEBAYO!!!!! D:<
Sasuke: **goes yandere** I-Im the only one allowed in your guts!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gaara: *turns away to hide his blush* i’ve always wanted a partner with a tapeworm….
Kiba: tch…. thats so fucking unepic. i dont want my dick to get gobbled up by your tapeworm, we’re through [Y/N]. You lose the internet. kek
Shino: You werent suppose to know about that. **slaps you around**
Shikamaru: this is such a pain in the ass
Rock: **Lee**
Neji: Um….Okay
Kakashi: **slurps the tapeworm out of your mouth and into his stomach** mmm!! yummy snack. thanks [y/n]!
I can’t sleep.. because of this post
This is literally the worst thing I’ve seen in my life
If M C Escher had tried interior design.
house Attic perfec t size for put person in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort human sleep soundly put person in House Attic. Put Self In House Attic. no problems ever in housse attic because good Shape and Support for human back weak of upright locomotion spine. Ahouse attic yes a place for a human put self in house attic can trust house for giveing good love to you. friend house
okay i just realized they meant "fascist" and not atleast 2 other words i can think of that are funnier
i love how everyone on this website interacts with each other in ways that are so socially impermissible irl. how did we get here
NEW LORDE NEW LORDE NEW LORDE NEW LORDE
Medieval peasants when the local ruler dies
Parts Unknown: Newfoundland
this is what ancient greek philosophy is like
the trouble with writing is that it’s literally always easier to just lie facedown on your floor and make inarticulate noises
Wow.... so you’re telling me you took an action that resulted in the death of one person...... to save the lives of many people.... who would have died if you did nothing??? that sounds so familiar
why do babies need twice as much sleep as us like they literally do nothing all day shouldn’t it be the other way around fuck babies
IT SOUNDS LIKE A BED TIME STORY
THIS HAS MADE ME SO HAPPY OMF I CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO TELL YOU