Brendan💛

Brendan, non-binary: they/them. Film queen who loves Bette Davis and horror movies. Pokémon owns at least 73% of my soul. Former musical theatre queen. Warning: Very horny blog at times. No one under 18 please.

[shoebillstork]

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The fuck did you say to me

[shoebillstork]

[killadelphia]

[tyronepowerbottom]

Marilyn Hanold as "Princess Marcuzan" in Frankenstein Meets the Space Monster, 1965 Director: Robert Gaffney

[wondersmith-and-sons]

Which of the following moments in British politics was funniest?

David Cameron allegedly fucking a pig (2015)

Theresa May Brexit deal sees worst parliamentary defeat of any British PM (2019)

Dominic Cummings' social distancing scandal is named #Cumgate (2021)

Matt "Eat Out to Help Out" Hancock caught having affair with his aide (2021)

MP resignations reach critical mass under Boris Johnson (2022)

The Queen dies 2 days after meeting Liz Truss (2022)

Liz Truss who doesn't outlast head of lettuce (2022)

Nigel Farage has to run in by-election against Count Binhead (2026)

I'm American and I never read news from outside of my country

Something else entirely (I'll tell you in the tags)

Voting ended onJul 19

Note: don't let your recency bias decide this, actually think back to what was the objectively funniest time on the internet.

[aliveandfullofjoy]

feel like one of these days i should borrow a page from the @non-binary-laurie-strode playbook and do a deep dive on bette davis. like i've seen a lot, and i love what i've seen, but god knows there are so many i haven't seen yet.

[non-binary-laurie-strode]

When I inspire a mutual to watch a Bette Davis movie:

(They tried so hard for a couple years to make her a southern belle. They didn't know what to do with her for a while.)

[birdwatcher-butch]

one time i was having sex and i was going “i’m yours i’m yours i’m yours” and then my partner stopped all of a sudden and said “can we talk about new kinks before we introduce them during sex” and i was like yeah what but it turned out she thought i was saying im a horse im a horse im a horse

[thefaggifier]

They cut my hair

[wakingfromthewater]

This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.

[artistic-octopus]

[wordswithkittywitch]

Moose at the next table: No they don't. I've been waiting here for an hour.

[totally-not-an-al1en]

[non-binary-laurie-strode]

It is I, your nocturnal mutual

[postmodernau]

it is i, your crepuscular mutual

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[tylrgalpins]

Heartstopper Forever (2026) dir. Wash Westmoreland

[sinni-ok-sessi]

I do think the ability to emoji-react is a net win for human communication. not only does it give you an outlet for 'I see and acknowledge this but don't have a verbal response' but it also adds a pleasing alethiometer element to things

my coworker announces that he's off to the dentist. someone reacts with a tooth emoji. is this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer?) teeth than he set out with? simple word association? who can say

[dateamonster]

look i WISH more horror movies were just the directors thinly disguised fetish. instead we got all these horror movies that are just undisguised reflections of culturally hegemonic values and anxieties. like if we got some weird fetishes up in here it would probably add some variety thats all im saying.

[gondorrevealparty]

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

[gondorrevealparty]

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

[strangeandunusualfag]

it goes without saying:

[strangeandunusualfag]

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

[narliee]

I never knew what to do when I felt sad. I just know I love you. HEARTSTOPPER FOREVER (2026), dr. Wash Westmoreland