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[madmenintegrated]

[lmd]

new favorite tumblr of the day.

[tinderinbrooklyn]

I plan to invite this fellow out for orange mocha frappuccinos IMMEDIATELY.

[lmd]

new favorite tumblr of the day.

[taylorswtft]

Very important question for you Tay...

What brand of lip stick do you use?? This is imperative to my Halloween plans!!!  taylorswift

[taylorswift]

Dragon Girl by Nars. Another good one is Luxembourg by Nars but it’s glossier. I bought it cause I heard on the radio that Hilary Duff uses it. And Hilary Duff is a magical princess.

[lmd]

running, not walking, to sephora tomorrow.

[lmd]

More likely, she says, is that she'll be half of a romantic partnership between two independent go-getters, two separate lives periodically uniting, but with the emotional support—who will rally her after a career setback, who will be her "emergency contact" on health forms—to be provided by her close network of girlfriends. "I think women are still socialized to think that we have to marry and have kids to fulfill our destiny as women and to subscribe to this social ideal. That might be true for some people, but not necessarily for me. The most important thing for me is being passionate about what I do. Most people spend a lifetime searching for what they want to do with their lives, so I feel super lucky."

Marie Claire: "Till Carees Do Us Part"

Yep. This is pretty much what my life will be like, too. 

[queencersei]

[etsy]

The coolest coat hooks. 

[theverge]

If you’re still here, reading this morbid account, you too may be one such bag of flesh, sitting in your boxers, slouched over a laptop at 3:40AM in the morning, typing softly so as not to wake your more well-adjusted spouse.

I bought a thousand dollar phone at 3AM in my underpants — and I’m not alone The concept of waking up at a godforsaken hour to pre-order a new cell phone seemed normal yesterday. Or at least, normal-ish. I spent the evening triple-checking the sign-in credentials for my AT&T and Apple accounts, ensuring they wouldn’t fail me at the crucial moment of purchase. I made sure my mobile contract was due for an upgrade. I poured a glass of water and set it alongside my laptop, so I wouldn’t be thirsty. (via thisistheverge)

it's people like this that make me absolutely loathe the second week in september.

[corgnelius]

Deception. source.

[funnyordie]

Billy Eichner and David Letterman Play Games and Scream at Each Other

Billy Eichner made his Late Show debut and gave David Letterman the full Billy on the Street treatment. Letterman couldn’t get enough.

[lmd]

i already tweeted about this earlier today, but you have to watch this video. trust me. i've never seen david letterman so happy.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[wierddad]

[lmd]

well, this may have just convinced me that i need to have a child.

(not my mother's endless questioning...nope, that didn't do it.)

[thecutestofthecute]

[lmd]

pretty sure nothing in this world makes me as happy as these dogs are chillin' with leaves.

[lmd]

i'd rather do nothing with you, than something with somebody new.

damn you, yeezus.

[hellofallon-blog]

[fallontonight]

Steve Harvey stopped by to host Tonight Show Family Feud starring Jimmy, Jason Segel, Steve Higgins, and The Roots! 

[lmd]

I watched this entire segment twice. Laughed just as hard at "what is a ding dong?" the second time around.

[sensationalsherri-deactivated20]

[goblin-bussy]

I found my senior quote.

[lmd]

yeah, gonna have to pull that special gem out on an unsuspecting crowd one day.

[4gifs]

Spiderdog prank. [video]

[thecooltrashcat]

This is the greatest prank I’ve ever seen

[lmd]

screaming laughing. the last one is the best.

but really, though -- it's people like this that make me paranoid to live in a big city where pranks could happen ALL THE TIME.

[thelordberic]

[taylor-swiftfacts]

[lmd]

DUH. OF COURSE SHE DOES.