Corgnelius & Stumphrey

Pictures of Corgnelius & Stumphrey, two pembroke welsh corgi brothers who reside in Los Angeles, CA. Corgnelius (aka Corgi) was born on May 18, 2012 & Stumphrey (aka Stump Stump) was born on March 25, 2013.

[corgnelius]

This is Stumphrey sleeping rn. #NoFilterUsed #PerfectionNeedsNoAdjustments #😭#LookAtHisTongueAndSnot #LoveHimSoFckingMuch https://www.instagram.com/p/Bl6d4aiAOep/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=alkbkbrcj768

[corgnelius]

If ur wondering wut It’s like trying to get my 🍞🍞to walk when it’s 90°F outside- goes something like this: I calmly walk over to this beast (who, yes, is chilling RIGHT infront of the air purifier-cold air blowing in his face), then I hold up his harness n say, “Corgi!! It’s walk time!! Yaaay!! *me jumping up n down* walk!! Whooo!!yayayay!!” And this is his reaction every friggin’ time- disgusted look (pic for reference), loud annoyed sigh, & head turned upwards n away from me. #Me* #OhMyGaw.. #NervousLaughter* #IDidntRealizeTheSunWasStillOut #Please #ForgiveMeDonCorgnelone #KissingPaw* #BackingAwayCrying*

[corgnelius]

On any given day, Stumphrey’s momo looks adorb, but after bath days.... after day days!! whoooooo-eeeeee!! His momo’s on another level. I mean, just look at it!! #StumpStump* #MomCanU.. #PlzStopSqueezingMyBooty / #Mmmm... #RequestDenied #squeeeeze* / #sigh*

[corgnelius]

Look at him 😭. I still have to actively suppress the urge to squeeeeze him to death. #DailyChecklist #No15 #DoNOTSqueezeDogsToDeath #ShakilyCheckingOff* #Whewww!! #ThatWasAFckingToughOneToday!! (#WhoAmIKidding #ItsToughEveryday #LookAtHim!! #😭)

[corgnelius]

[walking w the boys] Stranger: Ur dogs are so cute, r they wearing vests? // Me: No, they’re in harnesses. // Stranger: Oh, how cute! Are those better than collars? // Me: i have no idea- I just personally use harnesses cuz collars... well, they gotta go around a dog’s neck and I have NOO idea where their necks are. // Stranger: ...huh? #IKnowYallGetIt #ItdBeLikeCollaringABodyPillow #OrAnAwkwardEgg

[corgnelius]

I just wanted to take one pic w the boys where at least one of us wasn’t blurry. Instead, i got this!! Special shoutout to the neighbor who got us to simultaneously look up by setting off a firework. Thank u, sir! But also, WHY. IT’S JULY 12th. #WHY

[corgnelius]

Omgawd. I love this pic so friggin’ much. Look how well it shows their personalities! Corgnelius- annoyed AF; wondering why this clown is standing so close to him when he has so much room!! ughh!! And Stumphrey- In que but doesn’t know why. All he knows is this is the best day of his life n he’s having way too much fun!!!!So exciting!! #smh #MyBeautifulClowns

[corgnelius]

I confessed to the boys that, as their social media rep, I dropped the ball. Well, dropped the ball, let it roll away & now I can’t find it. We’re ball-less. I thought they’d be barking mad (#SorryNotSorry) but instead, they told me not to worry- they even said they’d step up n try to do some posts themselves. Hence this #Selfie (#Stumpie). I’m just so thankful for them (and all of u) who’ve been so patient and continue to hang in there while I deal w this FCKING LAWSUIT THATS BEEN RUINING MY LIFE FOR THE LAST TWO YRS- TRICKASS SHADY SOULLESS LAWYER- GAWD I MISS THE DAYS WHEN A SIMPLE DECAPITATED HORSE HEAD WOULD BE ENOUGH TO SLAP SENSE INTO PPL- I DONT CARE IF WE ALL SLIPPED INTO THIS F*CKD UP, BACKWARDS WORLD WHERE WRONG IS RIGHT AND RIGHT DOESNT MATTER. AND YES ITS KILLING ME, BUT IM NOT GONNA DROP IT, I - *deep breath*, *deep breath* apologies about that outburst. T’was not lady-like. Luckily, it only happens every OTHER hr now. And no heart attack yet!! *knock on wood* #TLDR #ThanksForStickingInThereYall

[corgnelius]

My bad- to clarify that last post, the clownass i was waiting for wasn’t in the pic, that was Stump Stump! Naw, the lazy clown I was referring to was THIS FRIGGIN 🍞 WHO THOUGHT HE COULD WAIT ME OUT (ME?!!) TO AVOID GETTING WALKED. HA! #CorgiPoppingHeadOut* #UGH! #JustGiveUpNLeave! / #ManicLaughter* #GiveUp?!! #UNaiveClown.. #TheresAnAirMattressInTheCar #AND #ASquirrelJUSTDroppedAPileOfNutsRightHere #MeaningIJustGotLunchDelivered #WhyTFWouldiLeave? / #UGHHHH!!! #DraggingBodyOut* #LetsGoUPsycho!! / #Oh.. #Already?? #IGuess #IfUInsist..

[corgnelius]

ya, ya. any basic can post a pic of their tan legs sprawled out on some beach in Capri or Majorca while they stare at crystal clear 🌊. But how many ya’ll can post this. Sprawled out on concrete, waiting for Corgi to QUIT PLAYING and GO ON A WALK!! Staring (not at some janky waves) but a... dog?... or egg? A neckless dog?.... #Jelly? #Blessed #JustWashedTheseYogaPants #TheyWereFurlessAnHrAgo #AndNo #IDontKnowWhereMyShoesWent #ItsCrazyOutHereInParadise

[corgnelius]

Were u worried that Stumphrey changed- grew outta his awkwardness and became a normal dog? Well, let this morning’s pic assuage ur fears. #AndYa #HesBlockingACar #NoooIdeaWhyTheNeighborsStillLoveMe #ButTheyreAlwaysCallingMePrincess /“#GetOuttaTheWayPunta!!” / #blushing* #OhYou!!

[corgnelius]

When other drivers see Corgi and their faces light up, I just think, “if only u could see the lower half of him.” #ProbForTheBestTho #ImagineTheTrafficCollisions...

[corgnelius]

.... did these clowns fall asleep in the middle of a game of catch?!! ....how?!! #smh #TheseFlippinClowns #LikeClownFatherLikeClownSon #HappyFathersDay

[corgnelius]

Random Woman: Ohh, so cute! Are they twins? // Me: *confused look* I’m sorry, couldn’t hear-..? // RW: Your dogs- they’re related? // Me: *confusion+concern* mm.. you keep saying “both”.. He’s a boy but i’m not sure.. Do you see TWO dogs right now? i’m only walking one.. // RW: *confused look² * // Me: .... *laughing* no, im just fu-.. messin’ w ya. Wanted u to think for a sec u lost your mind. You know, like..seeing double... // RW: *same look+ awk smile* ohh.. // Me: They’re brothers. But ya, most ppl think they’re twins, too. // RW: *nodding* // •3 hrs pass in silence (or wut felt like)• // Me: wellll... have a great day! gotta keep draggin’ these 2 home! // RW: You too. Thanks. #TalkingToMyself* #KilledIt! #GoodFriday? #MoreLikeGreatFriday!! (#WHYDOITALKTOPPL #IMSOAWKWARDD!!)

[corgnelius]

Our gorg neighbor @jessica_laurennn92 & her silly dog Drogo r movin’ away. 😩 Oh gawd. Theres gonna be a devastating amount of sorrow farts in the air tonite, LA. (Yes! From all 3 of us!) #BoysTakeAPicWJess! #RapidModeClicking* #Perfect! // #IWannaSee! #Scrolling* #IDontSeeTheBoy- #sigh* #Ok #So #AllThePicsRJustCloseupsOfMe // #CorrectYes // #WhySusieWhyy // #Wut?! #SuddenlyICantBeCreepyAF?! #OhImSorry! #IThoughtThisWasMurica!! #SoThisAintMurica?!! #ImSorry!! (at Culver City, California)

[corgnelius]

Their usual shenanigans. #You* #WutAmIEvenWatching? #SomebodyHurlingOneLoafofBreadAtAnotherLoaf?? (#YaPrettyMuch)

[corgnelius]

Current view. #Talking2Therapist* #OhAndSometimes.. #IQuestionTheExistenceOfMyDogs #ButThatsNotABigThing. #WeCanTalkAboutThatNextWe- // #Wait.. #So... #UDunnoIfUrDogsAreRealOrImaginary? // #NoNo! #IKnowTheyreReal! #Well... #IKnowONEIsDefReal.. #ItsHardToExplain #TheyMirrorEachOther247 #ItsKindaCreepySometimes... #ButHonestly.. #NotABigDeal #WeCanTalkAboutIt- // #BuzzingAssistant* #Beth #CancelAllMyApptsTomorrow #AndBookSusanForSixHrs #YesImmediately!!// #TalkingToSelf* #WhatdWeSaySusie. #WeKeepOurFightClubTheoriesToURSELVES #ComeOn!!