𝑷𝑹𝑬𝑬𝑴𝑰𝑵𝑬𝑵𝑻

𝖸𝗈𝗎'𝗋𝖾 𝖻𝗈𝗋𝗇 𝗐𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗒𝗈𝗎'𝗋𝖾 𝗆𝖾𝖺𝗇𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝖻𝖾, 𝘐𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘣𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘥 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑩𝑬𝑺𝑻

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"there'se a planet i'm sure you've never heard of, as its very much protected by many things." A soldier says. "Things, like... magically enhanced users, fighters and many stories about it. Also, its said that their currency is diamonds."

❛ You must be a newer recruit to the Force, so I shall inform you of something that will take your career quite far: Choose your words very carefully when speaking to me.

Now, why is it that you haven’t taken the initiative to dominate this world? 

Has their magic overwhelmed you, or have you become so caught up in learning their culture that you’ve forgotten your Duty? ❜

[lmperious]

❛ WHO LET THE PERVERSE OLD CRETIN OUT OF ITS CELL? ❜

[lmperious]

❛ Just what exactly is going on out there...? ❜

[lmperious]

Unfortunately for the conscious of all those who have them, today was a good day for Frieza; he got to speak coarsely towards one of the most powerful entities of the universe, unpunished, had his ego stroked, and is already starting to plan Earth-ward expansions of his Empire.

[lmperious]

mostsplendid replied to your post: listen can i borrow some spaghetti

i cant fucking believe youre charging me for spaghetti

❛ Oh but my good sir, our fine artisans and technicians tasked with preparing and delivering your pasta must receive payment, along with the nominal charges for sustaining our fair network which has brought you to us today! ❜

[lmperious]

listen can i borrow some spaghetti

❛ I’m sure that we have Plenty of pasta in our food stores, or if not, we can have some prepared for you. It’ll just be a matter of sorting out our payments, Mister…? ❜

[lmperious]

sxulpunisher‌:

“yesss???” 

“but like, they don’t really get it and I’m not as dumb as most saiyans, that and I doubt they’d appreciate the most direct approach. Still my options are very limited with us always on the move. what would you recommend?”

There was something particularly delectable about a Saiyan deferring to him in any regard, even if it were in a matter as trivial as romance. But whether to play him for a fool, or give him genuine advice... that was the choice Frieza was left with now.

❛ I would recommend that you take your time -- there’s no rush just because of Valentine’s day. Slowly chipping away at the barriers between you, getting closer and closer, letting the ice Melt can be more effective than simply dropping on them that you’re infatuated with them, to break the ice with a hammer. But, since you wish to do something now, why not take advantage of the many sales happening at establishments around the Earth, and enjoy a casual meal together? No pretenses of romance are necessary for mere indulgences. ❜

[sxulpunisher-deactivated2020110]

“so I have a crush on someone but they are very oblivious and I don’t know what to do for them. I want to do something special. Can someone help me plan this out.”

[lmperious]

❛ Oh my, never in my wildest imagination did I picture that a Saiyan could ever come up short in brazenness! Have you attempted simply telling them that you would like to go somewhere with them, or giving them the gift you wish to give? ❜

[lmperious]

[lmperious]

❛ 𝖳𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖵𝖺𝗅𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗇𝖾'𝗌 𝗌𝖾𝖺𝗌𝗈𝗇, 𝖻𝖾 𝖼𝖾𝗋𝗍𝖺𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗈 𝖻𝗋𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾𝖽 𝗈𝗇𝖾(𝗌) 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗇 𝗋𝖾𝗀𝗂𝗌𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗈 𝗃𝗈𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖥𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗓𝖺 𝖥𝗈𝗋𝖼𝖾, 𝗈𝗋 𝗋𝖾𝖿𝖾𝗋 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗆 𝗍𝗈𝖽𝖺𝗒, 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖻𝗈𝗍𝗁 𝗈𝖿 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗌𝗁𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝖻𝖾 𝖾𝗅𝗂𝗀𝗂𝖻𝗅𝖾 𝗍𝗈 𝗋𝖾𝖼𝖾𝗂𝗏𝖾 𝖺 𝟧% 𝗉𝖺𝗒 𝗋𝗂𝗌𝖾. ❜

[lmperious]

𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝙁𝙄𝙉𝘼𝙇𝙇𝙔 𝙁𝙊𝙐𝙉𝘿 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙆𝙀𝙔 𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙏 𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝘽𝙀𝙀𝙉 𝙈𝙄𝙎𝙎𝙄𝙉𝙂! 𝙄 𝙆𝙉𝙀𝙒 𝙁𝙍𝙄𝙀𝙕𝘼 𝙒𝘼𝙎 𝘼 𝘾𝙀𝙊 𝘽𝙐𝙏 𝙃𝙀'𝙎 𝙈𝙐𝘾𝙃 𝙈𝙊𝙍𝙀 𝙊𝙁 𝘼 𝘾𝙀𝙊 𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙉 𝙄 𝙍𝙀𝙈𝙀𝙈𝘽𝙀𝙍𝙀𝘿! 𝙃𝙀 𝙒𝘼𝙎𝙉𝙏 𝘼𝙁𝙍𝘼𝙄𝘿 𝙊𝙁 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙎𝙐𝙋𝙀𝙍 𝙎𝘼𝙄𝙔𝘼𝙉𝙎 𝙋𝙀𝙍 𝙎𝘼𝙔, 𝙃𝙀 𝙒𝘼𝙎 𝘼𝙁𝙍𝘼𝙄𝘿 𝙊𝙁 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙎𝘼𝙄𝙔𝘼𝙉𝙎 𝙐𝙉𝙄𝙊𝙉𝙄𝙕𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝙈𝙊𝙍𝙀𝙎𝙊 𝘼𝙁𝙍𝘼𝙄𝘿 𝙊𝙁 𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙈 𝙐𝙉𝙄𝙊𝙉𝙄𝙕𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙐𝙉𝘿𝙀𝙍 𝘼 𝙂𝙍𝙊𝙐𝙋 𝙊𝙁 𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙔 𝙋𝙊𝙒𝙀𝙍𝙁𝙐𝙇 𝙎𝘼𝙄𝙔𝘼𝙉𝙎, 𝙒𝙃𝙊 𝘼𝙍𝙀 𝙄𝙉 𝙋𝙊𝙎𝙄𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉𝙎 𝙏𝙊 𝙎𝙀𝙄𝙕𝙀 𝘾𝙇𝙊𝙐𝙏

[lmperious]

“But, why is it secret? What have we to hide?“ - one freezy boy 2 another

❛ 𝖨𝗍'𝗌 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝗌𝗈 𝗆𝗎𝖼𝗁 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗐𝖾 𝗆𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗈 𝗁𝗂𝖽𝖾 𝖻𝗒 𝗋𝖾𝗆𝖺𝗂𝗇𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗂𝗇 𝗌𝗎𝖻𝗈𝗉𝗍𝗂𝗆𝖺𝗅 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗍𝖾𝗌… 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝖺𝖿𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖼𝗎𝗅𝗍𝗂𝗏𝖺𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝗌𝗎𝖼𝗁 𝖺 𝖽𝖾𝗇𝗌𝖾 𝗋𝖾𝗉𝗎𝗍𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇, 𝗈𝖿 𝗁𝗈𝗋𝗋𝗂𝖿𝗂𝖼 𝐌𝐘𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐐𝐔𝐄 𝗍𝗈 𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝖼𝗅𝗈𝗌𝖾𝗌𝗍 𝗌𝗎𝖻𝗈𝗋𝖽𝗂𝗇𝖺𝗍𝖾𝗌, 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗎𝗇𝗊𝗎𝖾𝗌𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇𝖾𝖽 𝗂𝗇𝗏𝗂𝗇𝖼𝗂𝖻𝗂𝗅𝗂𝗍𝗒 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗀𝗋𝗎𝗇𝗍𝗌, 𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝗅𝖾 𝗋𝖾𝗍𝖺𝗂𝗇𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗌𝗁𝖺𝗉𝖾, 𝗂𝗍 𝗆𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍 𝖺𝗉𝗉𝖾𝖺𝗋 𝖺𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗀𝗁 𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗀𝗋𝗂𝗉 𝗂𝗌 𝗌𝗅𝗂𝗉𝗉𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗂𝖿 𝗐𝖾 𝗐𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝗍𝗈 𝖺𝗉𝗉𝖾𝖺𝗋 𝗂𝗇 𝗆𝗈𝗋𝖾 𝗂𝗆𝗉𝗈𝗌𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖿𝗈𝗋𝗆𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗇𝗈𝗋𝗆 – 𝖺𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗀𝗁 𝗐𝖾 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖼𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖽 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗉𝗎𝗍𝗌 𝗎𝗌 𝗈𝗇 𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝐆𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐃.

𝖨 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖻𝖾𝖾𝗇 𝗍𝖺𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺 𝖻𝗂𝗍 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗂𝗆𝖾 𝗍𝗈 𝗋𝖾𝖼𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗋 𝗆𝗒 𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗈𝗎𝗋𝖼𝖾𝗌, 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗂𝗍 𝗌𝖾𝖾𝗆𝗌 𝗆𝗎𝖼𝗁 𝗆𝗈𝗋𝖾 𝗉𝗋𝗎𝖽𝖾𝗇𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝗎𝗌𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖿𝗈𝗋𝗆 𝗍𝗈 𝗋𝖾𝗆𝗂𝗇𝖽 𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗀𝗈𝗌𝗌𝗂𝗉𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗐𝖾 𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝖻𝖺𝖼𝗄 𝗍𝗈 𝖻𝗎𝗌𝗂𝗇𝖾𝗌𝗌 𝖺𝗌 𝗎𝗌𝗎𝖺𝗅, 𝗋𝖺𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗇 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝗆𝗒 𝗍𝗂𝗆𝖾 𝗐𝖺𝗌𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗋𝗂𝖽𝗂𝖼𝗎𝗅𝗈𝗎𝗌 𝗋𝗎𝗆𝗈𝗋𝗌. ❜

[lmperious]

hey your frieza is absolutely fantastic wtf

𝙄𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙞𝙩 𝙣𝙤𝙬, 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙖𝙞𝙩 𝙪𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙡 𝙄 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙄'𝙢 𝙙𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙜

[lmperious]

[lmperious]

[Cell] "It's not Sinday, whatever -that- is, but I bring you a welcoming message, Frieza~." He handed him a colorful, purple and pink card. "Think of it as... an early Valentine's Day gift. Not that it -means- anything coming from me, mind you." He chuckled, and inside the card was a highly unwanted, graphic illustration of some cartoon-y humanoid crotch.

𝖥𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗓𝖺'𝗌 𝖿𝗂𝗋𝗌𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗀𝗁𝗍 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝖺𝗌 𝗍𝗈 𝗁𝗈𝗐 𝐏𝐄𝐂𝐔𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐑 𝖺 𝗀𝗂𝖿𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗐𝖺𝗌. 𝖥𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗓𝖺 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝖼𝖾𝗋𝗍𝖺𝗂𝗇𝗅𝗒 𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝗍𝗈 𝗋𝖾𝖼𝖾𝗂𝗏𝖾 𝗉𝗅𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗂𝖿𝗎𝗅 𝗀𝗂𝖿𝗍𝗌 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖽𝖺𝗒 𝗈𝖿 𝖾𝗑𝗉𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗌𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾, 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝗀𝗂𝗏𝖾𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗉𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗌𝗎𝗋𝖾 𝖿𝖾𝗅𝗍 𝖻𝗒 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗍𝗋𝗈𝗈𝗉𝗌 𝗍𝗈 𝗀𝗂𝗏𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗆 𝗍𝗈 𝗁𝗂𝗆, 𝗂𝗍 𝗐𝖺𝗌𝗇'𝗍 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾𝗅𝗒 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝖺𝗇𝗒 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗆 𝗐𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝖺𝗌 𝗀𝖾𝗇𝗎𝗂𝗇𝖾 𝖺𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗈𝗇𝖾, 𝖺𝗌 𝗎𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋𝗅𝗒 𝗌𝗁𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗅𝖾𝗌𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗋𝗂𝖽𝗂𝖼𝗎𝗅𝗈𝗎𝗌 𝖺𝗌 𝗂𝗍 𝗂𝗌.

❛ 𝖨 𝗁𝖾𝖺𝗋𝖽 𝖺𝗇 𝖤𝖺𝗋𝗍𝗁𝗅𝗒 𝖺𝖽𝖺𝗀𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗆𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍 𝖺𝗉𝗉𝗅𝗒 𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾… “𝖨𝗍'𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗀𝗁𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝖼𝗈𝗎𝗇𝗍𝗌”? 𝖡𝗎𝗍 𝗐𝗁𝖺𝗍, 𝗆𝗒 𝖽𝖾𝖺𝗋, 𝖾𝗋… 𝖢𝗁𝗂𝗆𝖾𝗋𝖺, 𝖺𝗆 𝖨 𝗌𝗎𝗉𝗉𝗈𝗌𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝗆𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝗈𝖿 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒? ❜

[lmperious]

I read all of that last post with the words Reproduce and DICKS sticking out the most, even though that's not what was said at ALL. I think I'll go rest now...

𝑵𝑶 𝒀𝑶𝑼 𝑪𝑶𝑴𝑬 𝑩𝑨𝑪𝑲 𝑯𝑬𝑹𝑬 𝑨𝑵𝑫 𝑬𝑿𝑷𝑳𝑨𝑰𝑵 𝒀𝑶𝑼𝑹𝑺𝑬𝑳𝑭

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