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imagine Lando norris being the father to your kids
this is now a landonorris page!
+ other drivers<3
i buried him. six feet deep. he went into that box so easily.
bonus:
ON MY KNEES
#putting the ‘insane’ in ‘insanely hot’
I literally can not breathe
One of my Fav. Fav. Show scenes were when Jesper broke the 4th wall and started saying:
“if we had a book what would it be called”😭😭
THEN AT THE CUT OFF POINT “The Five Of C-
HE WAS DEFINITELY GOING TO SAY CROWS LIKE WHAHIRIFIDJ THEY KNEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING
oh and how Kaz Acknowledged Nina as one of the crows help i melted.
Jesper: KAZZLE DAZZLE
*Kaz giving the side eye hes been serving all szn 2*
Kaz: Jesper if you are to utter those words again i will-
Jesper: *protests* But it’s perfect! It’s literally the best nickname. I know you get jealous when Inej calls me Jes
Kaz: I will seriously show you the consequences of your actions if you don’t shut-
Inej: Kazzle Dazzle, It’s okay calm down
Kaz: *faintly smirks* (clearly loving the nickname)
*Inej and jesper share a knowing look*
Nina: Happy New Year Matthias!!
Matthias:
Matthias:
Matthias: I-
Nina: Goodness. please don’t-
Matthias: Nina time is a construct.
Nina: *mumbles* Thankyou for ruining new years already
Jesper: Kaz, i wanted a drink. *cries* NOT THIS BLOOD FILLED CUP.
Kaz: My bad Jesper, that was meant for me. Here’s your water.
If soc was in 2021
No one:
Jesper: Masquerade. SEEK THEM OUT NOW ONE BY-
Inej: For saints sake shut your mouth. Jesper
*stays quiet for 2 seconds*
Jesper again: Dropping BODIES LIKE A NUN-
Kaz: You’re eliminated
Jesper: Kaz this is real life. Not a video game.
is it just me or is S&B like a whole other dimension
WE are barely getting crumbs rn😭😭
Me: Kaz, can i join you guys
Kaz: You’re a child.
Me: I’m literally your age
Kaz: Still a child
Me: Jesper is a child, he’s part of your “gang”.
Kaz: …. fair point
Jesper (shooting walls): Hey i can hear you!
me: Jesper, i have no time anymore. I have college.
Jesper: Ha! I dropped out to go on heists and be a crow
Kaz: *gathers everyone around* I need you guys to listen to me. I have an important matter to discuss
Nina: Before you start Kaz. WHERE THE HELL ARE MY WAFFLES AND COOKIES. who took them? I had a years supply and they’re all missing. I think we should do an investigation.
Kaz: As i was saying-
Nina: Kaz. Waffle investigation. now. please?
Kaz: *sighs* Nina. Okay if we must. But let me continue.
Nina: *whispers* sorry
i want to go to ketterdam please
why do you want to go to Ketterdam
ARE YOU ON DRVGS. ARE YOU F37KING ON DRVGS. WHY DO I WANT TO GO TO KETTERDAM?!!
*Kaz Brekker.* *Wylan* *Nina* *Inej* *Jesper* THATS WHY.
tell me why, if a man was to scoff at me in the streets i’d simply call it a red flag but if one of the crows were to literally run me over i’d tell them to marry me.
even if i was dead.
people ask me:
1.what do you want in life? I say- Kaz Brekker
2.who do you want in life? I say- Kaz Brekker
3.where do you want to go in life? I say- Kaz Brekker
4. when do you want to go in life? I say- Kaz Brekker
they say- that doesn’t make sense
i say- i don’t care
i want Kaz Brekker
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all i want in life is mental stability
why can’t i ever get what i want?
because i’ve read six of crows.
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