Ineffable Household

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[incorrect-good-omens]

Crowley, to Aziraphale: I feel like you were mad at me yesterday, and I don't know why.

Crowley: So I made a list of everything I did and I'm going to try to not do any of them ever again.

[incorrect-good-omens]

Nanny Ashtoreth, reading Warlock's baby formula: 'Shake well before feeding.'

Nanny Ashtoreth: Um. Okay.

Nanny Ashtoreth: *picks baby Warlock up*

Brother Francis: WAIT NO-

[ezraomii]

Aziraphale: Crowley, you can be really destructive-

Crowley: I can??

Aziraphale: I wasn't giving you a permission-

Crowley: Too late! I already broke something.

[skimbleshankstherailwaycat]

hot take: aziraphale says "you go too fast for me crowley" because he can sense love and he's still kind of shook that it only took him saying he gave his flaming sword away for the biggest purest wave of love he's ever felt to start emanating from some random demon

[skimbleshankstherailwaycat]

we're all just npcs in the strange video game of aziraphale's life

[thegoodomensdumpster]

Dialogue option: “You go too fast for me Crowley.” Crowley will remember this. 

[pinkpiggy93]

Aziraphale: "you go too fast for me, Crowley"

New path unlocked.

[incorrect-good-omens]

[after the fire]

Crowley, drunk: Roses are red, violets are blue…

Crowley: Why’d you leave me, angel? What did I do?

[ineffable-but-good]

Aziraphale: I love you

Crowley: You made me wait 6000 years for that, angel. I’ll make you wait 6000 more before I say it back.

Aziraphale: That’s Fine, my dear. I still love you.

Crowley, tearing up: I love you, too.

[asessuale]

[hezenkoss]

people wanted rainbows added to these gifs and who am i to say no

[talea456]

Crowley’s panic at having to confess his love right there and then.

I mean, did you SEE how he’s deflecting the conversation?? Did you SEE how many people/cars/obstacles he dodged throughout the whole series??? The demon drives 90 mph in central London, hardly ever looks at the road, and doesn’t hit a thing. And then THIS is when he hits someone????? When he’s looking straight ahead on a straight, empty road?????? Naaaaahhhh…

[a-secret-land]

I always thought that Crowley’s expressions in this scene made it look like, when Aziraphale said “we,” Crowley had thought (just momentarily) that he meant “we” as in “you and I,” instead of “we, the side of Heaven.” Like it hadn’t occurred to Crowley that Aziraphale would still act like they were on different sides at a moment like this.

[corancoranthemagicalman]

oh

[kamwashere]

I HAVE NEVER REALISED THAT OH MY GOOD GOD

that’s why he was smiling so sweetly when aziraphale said ‘we’…. fUCK!!!!!!!!

[superdogbiter]

Crowley:”I swear i’m gonna fucking kill angel”

Newt:”Okay,imagine a world without Aziraphale”

Crowley,crying:”Why would you-”

[ezraomii]

Aziraphale: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated.

Crowley: Killed without hesitation.

Aziraphale: No.

[incorrect-good-omens]

Crowley, thinking: Wait, is he into me? Quick, make a bad joke and see if he laughs.

Crowley, out loud: Do you know why the skeleton couldn't go to the party? Because he had no body to go with.

Aziraphale: That's really funny!

Crowley, thinking: Well that's not a fair test. That joke's hilarious.

[incorrect-good-omens]

Crowley: Warlock is at that very special age when a boy has only one thing on his mind.

Aziraphale: Girls?

Crowley: Homicide.

[superdogbiter]

Crowley:”I can’t find it”

Aziraphale:”Huh?”

Crowley:”I can’t find it anywhere”

Aziraphale:”Find what?”

Crowley:”My will to live”

[incorrect-good-omens]

Crowley: Girls be like, *freaky demonic noise*

Anathema: ...

Crowley: Guys be li-

Crowley, unable to finish the joke bc he’s laughing: I've never seen a girl do that.

[incorrect-good-omens]

Crowley: *shouts as Aziraphale is coming around the corner*

Aziraphale: Stop! I could've dropped my croissant!