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@asessuale
Ryland Grace, seconds before losing consciousness: did--did you just reference Parks and Rec
I hated sleeping without you.
They did not, in fact, cancel it.
(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,
inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.
can we focus on the gnome for a second
wait sorry i was not wearing my glasses. that is a cat
these are the people i have to share a highway with
I like to imagine this isn’t their first YouTube rodeo
okay so the Odyssey movie was great actually
the jokes about it being shit were fun but we were so wrong. the marketing was targeted at cishet men who watch dull gray action movies but that was a trick. it was actually so thoughtfully written and the primary theme is like, the folly of valorizing war
I didn't realize before I said this that it was going to be the next big problematic media on tumblr, but to be clear, no it isn't a meticulous one-to-one retelling of the Odyssey, it's a spin on the story, and no it isn't a deep dive into Greek culture, it's a Hollywood blockbuster, so it's got some anachronisms and story differences and the cast is various big name actors. Pretty common occurrence for adaptations of literature, honestly, and that's fine actually.
Deciding which details should change is part of the art, and some adaptations are going to be looser than others, it's how we get Romeo + Juliet (1996) and O Brother Where Art Thou (2000). Each one will have its flaws, but if you're expecting a precise recreation where every detail is spot on and every line is quoted verbatim, then adaptations will always disappoint you, because that's not what they're meant to be.
I don't think you can properly appreciate (nor, therefore, critique) a work of art if you aren't willing to take it on its own terms. What is the movie actually trying to do? What does it have to say?
I've seen people saying on here that it treats Ancient Greece as the "pinnacle of civilization" in the way that American and British culture so often does, but I have to push back on that because it very explicitly challenges that exact thing. The plot is driven by people's failures. Spoilers incoming, but the whole story is about how the mythologies of war are incompatible with the realities of war. There are no heroes in war, what they did was ugly and wrong, and yet they'll be celebrated for it. Mythologized even. Odysseus can't go home until he accepts that he cannot be the great man everyone thinks he is. The myth has displaced the man, along with every victim, innocent and otherwise, of all that violence. And where does it lead? Does Odysseus return to find his home happy and thriving? Is it the "pinnacle" of civilization? If you watched the movie you know the answer to that.
Now consider why a message such as that might be directed at American and British audiences. Both cultures idolize Ancient Greece, don't they? And now here's a story where their cultural mental image of Greece is questioned. And if they're wrong about that, what does that say about their own histories? What kinds of ugly truths might be hiding behind their own mythologized pasts? Hell, what stories are we telling ourselves about our present?
The movie had something to say, and it said it well.
I'm not saying you gotta fuck the film. It's got its flaws, and it came out of the Hollywood movie industry which is well known to be fucked up. That's worth talking about with respect to the broader issues with the industry. But all I'm saying is, if you're gonna criticize the movie, think critically, have some nuance, don't just react. Tumblr primed me to hate it, but when I watched it, I actually really liked it, the story was solid.
Gonna add to this, SPOILERS ahead. Yes, spoilers for the adaptation of the 2,700 year old epic but this modern retelling is making a point that the original is not.
Anyway, the dreaded "Sea People" that are destroying civilizations left and right after the fall of Troy are set up as these invading hostile barbarians initially, not that we ever see them... except we do! Odysseus himself acknowledges that the Greeks returning from war are themselves the Sea People destroying their own civilization. We never see foreign invaders (except the Greeks invading Troy, a point the movie drives home many times), we see that war and its glorification destroys the very society it claims to protect. That Is. The Plot.
And giving a knee jerk refusal to engage with the text will not allow you to see that point being made. There is a reason the movie is being advertised in a certain way, the director wants meat-head Spartan idolizers to view the film because they are the people who most need to hear "War is bad, war destroys the victor and the loser alike, you are destroying your home and your place in it by partaking in war."
happy 3-year anniversary to this iconic video :)
Forever love having on-recorded-media the moment Tom Hardy realized his inside thoughts became outside thoughts and did so ON CAMERA.
shlock brain hurt
not his name.
shamrock going proper mental innit
not even his name.
need to beam this tweet directly into everyone's minds right now
i’d like to draw everyone’s attention to this portrait of a dog that’s in bella swans bedroom
i’d like to remind everyone that this dog portrait also appears in the music video for chandelier
Cat Blues Ensemble
IDON'T THINK YOU CAN SAY THAT DANIEL MOLLOY
passing in public makes me feel like white shrek
literally how it feels
they added another luftballon while you were sleeping
Bitches will be like "prev tags omg" on my post and I check the preg tags and it's like "blorbo from my shows"
world heritage post
Happy late anniversary to the post that changed tumblr’s (and the entire internet’s) vernacular forever