A D I N F I N I T U M

“Be sure to send nudes to your local Dark Lord.”

ricksmajicknstuff

Classy

As if you define classy, Sanchez.

ricksmajicknstuff

“Hey I may be a Rick but I do have standards, and at least I’m not panhandling for naked pictures. “

#(( ive been over in the danganronpa fandom for like ever now ))#(( but heya!! welcome 2 the club n all :00 ))#(( i need to check your ur blog when im not fuckin around on photoshop ))#;; crack

“Good God, Rick. Are you incapable of understanding jokes--? Do not answer that, I know the answer already.”

zuckerburging > lnfinium

#;; ooc #(( gonna be makin some changes around here ))#(( missed this old codger tho ))#tbd

“Be sure to send nudes to your local Dark Lord.”

ricksmajicknstuff

Classy

#(( im dead i havent been on here in literal ages ))#;; crack #(( also surprise url change oop ))

As if you define classy, Sanchez.

“Be sure to send nudes to your local Dark Lord.”

#;; crack #(( KILL ME ))#nsfwish//

i wonder if i can find my old needful icons

#ooc #(( this blog used to be a trip adopting mortys and shit... ))#(( the OG pocket morty collector lmfao ))#(( man tho i loved needful so much ))

holy fuck this blog is reaching its first birthday really soon

#(( ayyye its bean/fin/apollo whatever u wanna call me ))#what is my ooc tag #ooc #(( WHAT IF I REVAMPED THIS.... ))

I miss you! A lot!

i miss me too, pal.

FUCKING SHIT HOW DID I GET HERE

#ooc #WHAT IS MY OOC TAG

@Zuckerburging; College AU

“I find this all quite preposterous, Rick.” He’d roll his eyes. It’s not like he’d argue that, though. Except the nerd thing. He scoffs, then stares at his can for a while. “So, what’s your deal? Are you just here for the frats?”

“More like f-for the scholarships. This place was practically begging me to come raise their test scores.” He shrugged, eyeing the distant cartons of beer. Getting another one would involve standing up. Ugh.

“I mean, as far as a cheap place to stay goes, it’s better than jail. I guess.” He had a couple friends who’s couches he could always crash on, but they were getting a little sick of his wasted potential.

"Are you serious?" Lucius raised a brow, momentarily forgetting what he was told about Rick Sanchez. "I'll have to admit, I'm beginning to question this school's taste." He joked, a small grin sliding over the man's features.

"I haven't even known you an hour, and I'm already shocked that you aren't in jail, Rick. You must have quite some ways of evading the police."

#ic #wastedingenuity

#im sorry

Marry me.

Wait like… For realsies or as in you’re leaving me?

*Siiiighhhh* For real, Rick. Divorce, whatever that stupid joke was. This is ludicrous.

*Sorta just. Gets down on one knee.* *It’s been a few centuries since he’s done this.*

Will you… Be my husband?

Ohhh my god. Don’t make it all sappy. I –urrp– I already agreed to anyway. I was hella drunk but –urrp– that’s besides the point.

We should just like…go to the courthouse. Not like either of us wanna’ put work into wedding planning bullshit.

#other #submission #spacealcoholic

... Yes, I guess that was a bit more than I needed to do. Just wanted to have some fun with it.

I agree, though. Let's just skip the whole ceremony ordeal, shall we? Skip straight to the signatures, then get absolutely wrecked.

#ic #spacealcoholic

I guess you can be my valentines date this year.

I hadn't seen this until just now, but that looks lovely, I must say.

bigbigtruck

Sometimes I think about the fact that I married a man who once crashed a high society wine tasting and said “mmm… grapey” after each one

@zuckerburging

#{{ σтρ: ι'м вяєαкιηg υρ ωιтн уσυ }}#I was drunk.#I don't remember

This could have been either of us.

Marry me.

Wait like… For realsies or as in you’re leaving me?

*Siiiighhhh* For real, Rick. Divorce, whatever that stupid joke was. This is ludicrous.

*Sorta just. Gets down on one knee.* *It's been a few centuries since he's done this.*

Will you... Be my husband?

#ic #spacealcoholic

@Zuckerburging; College AU

“It isn’t even that that.” He replied. Lucius decided not to specify. Everything he’d say would probably come off as ‘edgy’ or ‘complain-y’ to this asshole of a roommate. Whatever, he could deal with that later. Probably not.

Lucius set a twenty minute timer, then grabbed his beer before making his way back to his bed. He sat down, leaning back against the wall tiredly.

Rick chugged the remainder of his beer, belching obnoxiously before actually responding. “Right, I bet you’re some kind o-o-of- you lead a cult o-or something. You just- you use the wh-whole cute, scrawny, nerd act to lure them in.”