Space Alcoholic

|| Independent selective Rick Sanchez RP blog ||

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Speaking of grass- TERF is a good name for those asshats

Cus’ I’d lke to step all over them.

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The plural of grass is grassi.

Think I’m a liar? Google it.

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spacealcoholic:

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“Well if I insulted people on earth with the same amount of metal shoved in their skulls I’d probably get a viral post telling me what an insensitive prick I am.”

“Diaper wearing shit factories-”

    ‘ No viral posts here. Just a bullet. ’         His tone’s deceivingly conversational.      ‘ You don’t favor your own kind? I wonder why. ’

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“OoOOooo bullets. I’m shhhhook.”

“I kinda’ favor every kind. That’s just what happens when you run outta’ new porn to watch. Like you ever rub one out to something --urrp-- something kinda’ fucked up but you’re into it and then you open your computer three hours later and you’re slightly ashamed of yourself? It’s like that.”

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spacealcoholic:

@arteriius​

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“You mean you actually got a nose under that mangled mess?

Your face looks like what they show to kids to scare em’ into driving safer.”

     ‘ Criticizing my scars and implants must be entertaining for you. ’

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“Well if I insulted people on earth with the same amount of metal shoved in their skulls I’d probably get a viral post telling me what an insensitive prick I am.”

“Diaper wearing shit factories-”

[turing-tested]

this is a coherency free blog

if I ever say anything comprehensible let me know and I’ll delete it!

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|| So since I did switch Rick from a leo to an aquarius I gotta give him a new birthday. 

January 21st seems like a good date?

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Oh my god??? A beautiful man???? Gracing me??? With his presence????

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Looks BEHIND HIM because ?????

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@arteriius​

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“You mean you actually got a nose under that mangled mess?

Your face looks like what they show to kids to scare em’ into driving safer.”

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@nxtwhatheseems​

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“What the hell Stanley? Won’t even offer me a beer? Just gonna- gonna make me get it myself? I doubt you can even still outrun the law. ” 

Portal gun still in hand, the end of the barrel is prodded at the other mans chest. Something akin to an outburst. But the grin that follows as the gun is finally aimed away and shot into the wall says it’s not all that serious. 

“If your old man knees can’t keep up I’m not payin’ your bail.”

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@pine-dexter​

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  “What’s wrong, Sixer? Cat got your tongue?”

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“Despite global warming it’s getting colder outside but the --urrp-- shorts are getting shorter.” 

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[Mabel describing @spacealcoholic ]

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( Hey I’m ‘Steve Buchemi trying to get hired as a hot topic model’ Rick )

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random drama sentence starters

“Can you stop thinking about yourself for once?” 

“Don’t think I forgot about what you did last time.”

“I know you lied to me.”

“I’m not even sorry.”

“You backstabber!”

“I never want to see you again.”

“You never mattered to me.”

“I knew this was a bad idea.”

“Rot in hell.”

“It was supposed to be a secret!”

“No one loves me.”

“He/she/they is/are so petty…”

“You made me cry.”

“I don’t know who you are anymore.”

“How DARE you?!”

“I know you’re not talking to me…”

“I SAW you with him/her/them!”

“Just leave me alone.”

“What did you do?!”

“I told everyone that I didn’t want to talk but I’m actually dying for attention.”

“Just admit that was extra…”

“I forgive, but I don’t forget.”

“[text read thirty minutes ago]”

“Did you see what he/she/they was/were wearing?”

“So what if I had sex with your ex?”

“There’s something I have to tell you…”

“I can’t do this anymore.”

“You weren’t there for me when I needed you the most.”

“I never loved you.”

“It’s too late.”

“Quit ignoring me.”

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Everyone’s wetting their panties over this eclipse thing. 

You ever seen seven eclipses at once? Yeah. Now that’s a natural phenomenon. 

[mortyiisms]

❛Morty… close your mouth, put your shoes back on and think before you speak.❜

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“H-Has it ever occurred to you th-that maybe I don’t want to Rick?? I’m tired, Rick! I-I’m tired and fucked up a-and just all around exhausted! I-I’m only 19 Rick! N-Nine-teen!!! W-what the hell do you expect out of me at nine-teen?? I-It’s been said a m-million times, I’m sure, th-that I won’t amount to shit! S-so just!”

”J-Just leave me alone man…”

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“Yeah, Morty? You do realize more then seventy percent of your stupid alternates don’t make it past highschool without kicking the bucket right? And almost all of those that do only make it because their Ricks are long gone. You should feel privileged you ever made it to nineteen.”

Okay, maybe that was a little harsh. True, but harsh.  ...He was probably going to start crying now. 

The silence in this damn spaceship was deafening. 

“That fucking amounts to something.”

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@mortyiisms @justamiistake

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You guys wanna...go to dinner or something?