Oh Boy Here We Go

greetings. my name is branch. welcome. please enjoy all i have to offer, it’s not much!

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[burins]

watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change

[leofwines-deactivated20250831]

in another universe we are flagellating in the same monastery

[fruitviking]

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

[rslashrats]

[the-staticbender]

[drops-of-universe]

sorry i was passionate & intense & insane. it will happen again

[pmamtraveller]

vintage switch plates

[elexecution]

i got a new hairbrush today. diary entry of a girl from 1843. mama says a whole boar was killed to make this for me. think of that, dear journal. a whole boar slain for a little girl such as myself.

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

not now mom I have to see what my mutuals with masters degrees are blogging about on tumblr

[miamaimania]

The Rapture of Marge Simpson ~ Mixed Media Illustration

[damazcuz]

When all you have is a handsaw, every problem looks like a beautiful lady in a box. And you have a magician outfit. And people are watching.

[geneticdriftwood]

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “the slaughter of the suitors” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit. 

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw that beggar hiding our weapons

My buddy Antinous pacing: Penelope is lying to us

[miamaimania]

Soviet Russian playing cards (1975) featuring ancient Mayan iconography

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

[chikurinkun]

ペッタラペッタラ手を上げながら歩くボス

[ok-dingo]

strong motherfucker coming to cause trouble

[artist-refs]

ペッタラペッタラ手を上げながら歩くボス

“*plat plat plat* the boss walks with hands raised”

Oh shoot, it’s the boss, coming to check that we’re not slacking off! Quick, make yourself look busy!

EDIT: for those asking, this is the Japanese common toad.

[owochimuwu]

If you saw me recreationally vaccinating homeschooled children with blow darts then you should be thanking me, no? Relax a little. Blow darts are cool

[owochimuwu]

You are just jealous of my ethical human safari