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OMG

babyanimalgifs

I’m begging you to look at this.

ladyennefers

the seasons of animal crossing: new horizons

onetwofeb

Ursula K. Le Guin’s writing routine

guitarbeard

Wizard who got tired of fighting and casts fucked up unethical spells like “super brain hemorrhage” to end them faster

blackkkabutops

One time I did “Summon Water” inside a guys lungs and the GM allowed it because he had been playing for years and never seen anyone do that

indyexploits

Me “I can raise the temperature of a space by 5 degrees (Fahrenheit) per success” DM “Okay.” Me “And that’s 6 successes, so 30 degrees…” DM “Okay…” Me “And ‘inside the human body’ is a space, right?” DM “…I don’t like where this is going.” Me “So I’m going to raise the temperature inside his body 30 degrees.” DM “Yeah, so he’s dead now. He was fine, and then went through all the stages of heat stroke in half a second before his body went ‘No thank you’ and just shut off to stop it from being so hot. Good job.”

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tuggeysjones

RT x Birds of Prey

loadedinowls

Hi I'm bi and I'm pretty happy about this

jayessart

diary comics - scammed

instagram / twitter / my webtoon comics

imaflowertoo

This is actually a very harmful thing that you should NEVER do to children. This is teaching children to not trust people, it’s going to cause lasting damage to their relationships with you and others, and it also increases the likely of them developing a cynical paradigm (something that is proven to shorten lifespan). I know kids can be difficult but this is not okay. You wouldn’t do this to an adult and would recognize it as cruel to an adult, it’s so much worse to do it to a child.

specsthespectraldragon

There was a kid in my kindergarten class who once said something along the lines of “My mom says only babies care about promises.” after promising to do something and not following through. Which is a really horrible thing to say and believe at that age, and I definitely remember the gist of the phrase more than whatever it was she was supposed to do and didn’t do! But at the time, I wasn’t thinking “oh wow her mom is a dick that’s a fucked up thing to tell a kid” I was thinking “I cannot ever trust this person” and! As it turns out! I did not, in fact, ever trust this person again. I do not think, if I met this person on the street now, that I would trust them even though I haven’t seen them in probably over a decade.

And yeah, I hold grudges tae fuck, but kids imitate behavior and if your behavior is to be untrustworthy, your kids aren’t likely to learn trustworthy behavior from their peers because their peers won’t model it for them.

gigglygamer

Can’t say this hasn’t happened to me at least more than once.

loadedinowls

My dad used to do this all the time. He would say Hey let's go to a movie/do something fun this weekend! Of course I was like OKAY!! And come saturday without fail I would ask about our thing and he would be like nah I don't wanna leave the house today. Now obviously it didnt happen every day but when you're little that's how your brain works. I stopped asking to do things and stopped believing plans would happen. And to this day I expect plans to be suddenly cancelled up until I can physically see the person I'm meeting.

Keep your promises to your kids folks.

filibusterfrog

halflings love their new giant children

dvandom

“So, Mister…GRAAAAGH Underhill-by-Sackville, is it?” “Indeed.” “You’re an Orc, but you don’t mention any clan….” “Oh, I’m culturally Hobbitish, I was adopted at a very young age. And I’m very keen on this position you have open at your trading house.” “The guard position?” “Heavens, no. I barely know which end of a sword goes into the miscreant. I am a certified accountant, and eager to make my mark in respectable society.”

firebirdeternal

I want to read about the Halfling who was responsible for Recent Events, personally.

filibusterfrog

if you must know, her name is Tabitha Smallburrow and over a handful of years she adopted 3 orcs, 2 tieflings, 7 tabaxi (had mistaken them for a litter of kittens when they were put up for adoption in the neighboring city) and finally one very unwilling and fully grown dwarf

promethiae

“One very unwilling and fully grown dwarf”

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I love working at joann fabrics today a guy asked me to show him the fake fur and when I did he goes “noooo… this won’t do” and part of my job is giving advice for projects so I asked him what he was using it for and he looks down at the floor and quietly says “… I wanna make a yeti costume to scare people with when we go skiing…”