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The age I had when I was reading the most outrageous disgustingly perverted graphic fanfics known to humankind.
I judge men for having severe corn addictions knowing damn well I read smut every night
my little fine shyts... you're slept on but thats okay... 💔
Ya'll don't get it like I do.
Kamo watching ya'll sleep on him.
How I feel after waking up to read smut at the butt crack of dawn
holy shit.
he’s never looked better.
How I feel after waking up to read smut at the butt crack of dawn
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ᢉ𐭩 fem!reader, megumi’s demon dogs love you
megumi’s demon dogs have always loved you, even when they're tired after missions. oftentimes, they’ll run up to you with wagging tails, whining, and panting happily.
one night, you’re in the common room, sitting on the couch as you watch television, hair and skin still damp from the shower you took after a long mission. you begin to hear soft footsteps, though it sounds more like the demon dogs than people.
the dogs walk up and sit in front of you, tails thumping loudly against the ground.
“oh, hi!” you exclaim, scratching under their chins. the black dog leans into your palm, and the white one’s tail thumps faster against the ground. the white one almost becomes restless, paws tapping against the wood.
the white demon dog begins licking your hand, pausing in between to spin around excitedly. the black dog continues to receive chin scratches from you, pleased at your touch.
a voice speaks out, “hey, you two,” the dogs turn to look at megumi, “stop slobbering all over her,” he’s mostly referring to the white demon dog.
the white demon dog whines and lies its head on the couch, flushed against your thigh. its ears go down, though its tail doesn’t stop wagging. you pet the dog more, and it gently paws at your leg, wanting more pets.
the black demon dog woofs in complaint, softly growling at megumi, though with no aggression.
“it’s okay, megs,” you smile up at him.
he huffs, cheeks turning pinker. he finds it embarrassing how much his demon dogs love you, mirroring how he feels about you. unlike him, his demon dogs have no shame in showing their love and affection towards you.
“megumi, are you sure that keeping them out for this long isn’t making you tired?” you ask, eyebrows furrowed together.
he shakes his head no and sits next to you, pretending to watch whatever movie you were previously watching before the demon dogs came up to you.
“yeah, you’re good pups, aren’t you?” you mumble, and the demon dogs whine happily, you continue, “very well trained.”
you know well that they’re certainly not puppies, instead far from it. megumi’s warm next to you, leg bouncing anxiously as he hides his face, a bit afraid that you’ll see his flushed face.
footsteps walk into the common room, and someone stands behind the couch, hands resting on the back of it. gojo smirks knowingly, staring at how megumi’s demon dogs behave with you. megumi glares up at him, silently daring him to say something.
gojo speaks up, “hmm, that’s weird..”
you curiously look up at him, “huh?”
“megumi’s demon dogs normally don’t act this way around people. it’s a bit weird how they’re cuddling up to you and whining for your attention, don’t you think?”
you think for a minute, taking in his words, “yeah, it’s a bit odd, but i’m totally fine with it. they’re such sweethearts!”
when your attention’s back on the demon dogs, gojo runs a hand down his face with a frown, looking at megumi with a look of disbelief on his face. he seriously can’t believe that you didn’t pick up on a word he said.
gojo knows well that megumi’s shikigami mirrors his emotions and feelings towards people, and the older man immediately knew about megumi’s liking towards you when he saw the demon dogs cuddle up to you.
he just wonders when and how megumi’s going to confess to you.
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LIVE — Megumi Fushiguro
-- Read part 1 here
Summary - Megumi Fushiguro accidentally lets the internet discover he has a partner after one forgotten mug of tea. What should've been a thirty-eight second interaction quickly turns into chat's favourite conspiracy, and now every stream comes with one question:
"where's sweets?"
Context -
w.c: 2.4k+ (sorriiiyy guys)
Streamer!megumi x reader
fluff | streamer AU | established relationship | cookies yum | this is part 2!!
The internet had become... weird.
Not in a bad way, well... Maybe just a little. Ever since Megumi's accidental "your tea" incident, his viewers had seemingly made it their life's mission to prove one thing, that You existed.
It didn't matter that Megumi had never officially confirmed anything, he never addressed the clip, never made a statement, never uploaded some dramatic "Q&A" explaining himself…Nothing.
Yet somehow...
His chat had collectively decided there was now an invisible third member of every stream., if you haven’t guessed it’s you. Every evening, without fail, the messages started before Megumi had even finished loading into his first match.
—
:: “Soo where’s sweets?”
:: "IS TEA READY?"
:: "WHERE'S OUR FAVOURITE OFF-CAMERA PERSON?"
Megumi scrolled through chat for all of three seconds before sighing.
"...Good evening."
That was the only greeting they received, naturally...
It only encouraged them.
—
Living with a streamer was surprisingly normal.
Despite what people online imagined, there weren't bright studio lights throughout the apartment or dramatic gaming montages every five minutes. Most evenings looked exactly the same;
Megumi streamed.
You made dinner.
Sometimes you'd read on the couch, sometimes you'd work— sometimes you'd simply exist in the same apartment while occasionally reminding him to take a break.
It was quiet, comfortable really.
Exactly how the two of you liked it, the only difference now...
Was that thousands of strangers seemed strangely invested in your existence. For instance, you'd walk past his office and hear him quietly talking to chat. Then you'd hear the notification sound from donations.
Again.
And again.
Aaaandddd again.
"...They're asking about me again?" you asked one evening, leaning against the doorway.
Megumi didn't even have to look.
"...Yeah."
"...That's kind of silly.” You giggle at the thought of your boyfriend dealing with thousands of comments about you.
"...Mm."
"...Do you tell them anything?"
"No."
"...Good."
"...Mm."
That conversation lasted less than thirty seconds.
Unfortunately for both of you…
His microphone had picked up every single word.
The chat exploded.
:: "SHE'S ALIVE."
:: "WE WON."
:: "SHE CALLED US SILLY OMG.”
:: "SHE'S SO REAL FOR THAT."
:: "I'D SAY WE'RE INVESTED."
Megumi pinched the bridge of his nose.
"...Focus on the game."
Nobody focused on the game.
—
A week later...
Things somehow became worse.
It started with Yuji… Ohhh dear.
"What is up everybody!" Yuji announced the second he joined the voice call.
Megumi muttered a quiet greeting before continuing his match.
For roughly... Three minutes.
Then Yuji spoke again.
"So..."
Megumi already knew what he was going to say.
"...Don't."
"So how's—" Yuji says while grinning before getting interrupted.. Rude!
"...Don't."
"—Sweets?"
Silence.
Megumi sighed.
"...She's fine."
Yuji grinned so widely his webcam nearly shook.
"OHHHHHHHHHH!" He screamed into his microphone, kinda thinking the sound barrier broke.. ouch!!!
"I literally asked how she was!"
"You answered."
"...Because you asked."
"Exactly!"
Megumi closed his eyes.
"...I regret inviting you." He mumbled mostly to himself.
Chat moved so quickly the messages became unreadable.
:: "HE CONFIRMED SHE'S ALIVE."
:: “Yuji you’ve been promoted.”
:: "BEST STREAM EVER."
:: "SHE'S FINE, EVERYBODY."
Yuji laughed so hard he had to mute himself.
—
After that... It somehow became tradition, every stream— without fail. Someone would ask about "Sweets." Megumi never answered.
Well...
Almost never.
One rainy evening, you'd been baking cookies while he streamed. The apartment smelled overwhelmingly like vanilla… You’re starting to wonder how Megumi wasn’t complaining? You'd just pulled the tray out of the oven when you remembered...
Megumi hadn't eaten since lunch.
You frowned.
Of course he hadn’t, Megumi would rather spend hours ensuring that others were okay rather than himself.
Balancing the plate carefully, you nudged his office door open with your shoulder.
He looked over immediately, smiling immediately.
"...Hey sweets.”
"Hihi.”
You quietly set the plate beside his keyboard.
"You forgot to eat."
"...Thanks."
"No problemo!!” You giggle.
You turned to leave.
Then paused.
"Oh yeah—and don't touch them yet."
Megumi blinked.
"...Why?"
"They're hot..?"
"...Right."
You smiled to yourself before disappearing back into the kitchen.
The door clicked shut.
Silence.
"..."
"..."
"..."
Megumi looked back at his monitor.
"...What?"
The chat had stopped. Not slowed down.
Stopped.
For exactly two seconds.
Then...
It became complete chaos.
:: "SHE MADE HIM COOKIES."
:: "SHE REMEMBERS WHEN HE HASN'T EATEN."
:: “I’m so fucking jealous WOW.”
:: "HE SAID 'RIGHT.'"
:: "THEY'RE SO OMG."
Megumi stared blankly at the messages.
"...She just made cookies."
That only made things worse.
—
Later that night, after stream had ended, Megumi wandered into the kitchen.
You looked up from washing dishes.
"...How was streaming?"
"...Fine."
"Just fine?"
"...Chat likes your cookies."
You laughed.
"They haven't even eaten them."
"...Didn't stop them."
You smiled.
"I think your viewers have really active imaginations."
"...Mm."
Megumi reached beside you.
Picked up one of the cookies.
Took a bite.
"...They're good."
"Oh yeah?”
"...Mhm."
You couldn't help smiling.
"So that's the review?"
"...Five stars."
You laughed, shaking your head.
"You know, for someone who barely talks..."
“..Hm.?”
"...You somehow say exactly enough."
Megumi looked away.
"...You're talking enough for both of us." He says rarely above a whisper.
Outside the kitchen...
His streaming setup sat dark and silent.
For once...
The apartment belonged only to the two of you.
No chat.
No clips.
No theories.
Just a quiet evening together.
Notes : Hey sweets! (Hahaha laugh) So sorry for taking a while to post a long awaited part 2, if you haven't... Read part one here . Thank you all so much for the support on this new series, I haven't did anything like this and I'm so happy with the progress it's going at currently. I hope you enjoy reading this part and I promise part 3 won't like long to come!! ( I just gotta proof-read hehe )
miss when “x reader” tags were actual fanfics and not just random convos or memes 😭😭
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