lobert l. t.

it's lobbing time

[lobert-offical]

Lobert do u like ur translator

lobert lobert lobert lobert.

[translate-lobert-offical]

yeah dude I hired her.

[lobert-offical]

Lobert do u like ur translator

lobert lobert lobert lobert.

[lobert-offical]

I want to marry lobert

lobert...lobert lobert lobert...????

[lobert-offical]

Lobert, it is I, Poseidon, god of the sea, Earthshaker.

As your god, I will grant you the ability to speak exactly one sentence of English before you are to return from your exalted state back into simple Lobertese.

— @poseidon-offical

one sentence? lob—lobert. LOBERT.

[cleptrophese]

Wise words, Lobert. Thank you Poseidon for granting this delightful creature the ability to bestow these words upon us

[lobert-offical]

lobert lobert lobert.

[texaschef-offical]

I laughed unnecessarily hard at this.

[lobert-offical]

lobert...lobert lobert.

[lobert-offical]

Lobert, it is I, Poseidon, god of the sea, Earthshaker.

As your god, I will grant you the ability to speak exactly one sentence of English before you are to return from your exalted state back into simple Lobertese.

— @poseidon-offical

one sentence? lob—lobert. LOBERT.

[cleptrophese]

Wise words, Lobert. Thank you Poseidon for granting this delightful creature the ability to bestow these words upon us

[lobert-offical]

lobert lobert lobert.

[lobert-offical]

lobert lobert lobert lobert?

[translate-lobert-offical]

do you like the new translated versions?

[lobert-offical]

lobert lobert lobert lobert?

[lobert-offical]

lobert...lobert lobert lobert...

[lobert-offical]

Lobert why did you leave me

lobert????? lobert lobert lobert????????

[lobert-offical]

lobert lobert lobert lobert!

[translate-lobert-offical]

we hired a translator!

[lobert-offical]

lobert lobert lobert lobert!

[lobert-offical]

Lobert, it is I, Poseidon, god of the sea, Earthshaker.

As your god, I will grant you the ability to speak exactly one sentence of English before you are to return from your exalted state back into simple Lobertese.

— @poseidon-offical

one sentence? lob—lobert. LOBERT.

[poseidon-offical]

*Sighs and face palms*

I… should have thought of that.

[lobert-offical]

lobert lobert. lobert lobert lobert.

[poseidon-offical]

Yes, yes, I know.

It’s interesting how many people like this blog despite not being able to speak your language.

Lobert lobert, lobert lobert lobert lobert.

[lobert-offical]

lobert lobert lobert, lobert? lobert lobert lobert.

[poseidon-offical]

Lobert… lobert lobert.

[lobert-offical]

lobert, lobert lobert!

[lobert-offical]

Lobert, it is I, Poseidon, god of the sea, Earthshaker.

As your god, I will grant you the ability to speak exactly one sentence of English before you are to return from your exalted state back into simple Lobertese.

— @poseidon-offical

one sentence? lob—lobert. LOBERT.

[poseidon-offical]

*Sighs and face palms*

I… should have thought of that.

[lobert-offical]

lobert lobert. lobert lobert lobert.

[poseidon-offical]

Yes, yes, I know.

It’s interesting how many people like this blog despite not being able to speak your language.

Lobert lobert, lobert lobert lobert lobert.

[lobert-offical]

lobert lobert lobert, lobert? lobert lobert lobert.

[lobert-offical]

Lobert, it is I, Poseidon, god of the sea, Earthshaker.

As your god, I will grant you the ability to speak exactly one sentence of English before you are to return from your exalted state back into simple Lobertese.

— @poseidon-offical

one sentence? lob—lobert. LOBERT.

[poseidon-offical]

*Sighs and face palms*

I… should have thought of that.

[lobert-offical]

lobert lobert. lobert lobert lobert.

[lobert-offical]

Lobert, it is I, Poseidon, god of the sea, Earthshaker.

As your god, I will grant you the ability to speak exactly one sentence of English before you are to return from your exalted state back into simple Lobertese.

— @poseidon-offical

one sentence? lob—lobert. LOBERT.

[lobert-offical]

lobert

have you ever heard of red lobster

i think we could make billions of dollars if we purchased them and rebranded to red lobert

please join me in this business venture

lobert lobert lobert? lobert lobert lobert lobert lobert!

[lobert-offical]

Lobbert I love you /plat please never change /nf

lobert lobert! :)