Urf Food Army

Hey guys! This page will be filled with nerdy and geeky things. About me, I'm a 31 year old Vietnamese/Chinese homosexual male from Houston, TX. Got questions? Don't hesitate to ask!! :)

[ltpeppermint]

Enjoy this picture of me at high tea during the Renaissance Festival sunning.

[escuerzoresucitado]

Pedestrian traffic lights

[kaptainandy]

this is ampelmännchen erasure!!!

(berlin)

[dogg-meat]

[yellydany]

Suicune taking a nap in the forest💧🌾

[moishe-pipick]

[o-kurwa]

[officialfist]

Unrestrained summer fun

[kimiko24]

I fucking love this video

[sanguine-squid]

where is any higher quality version of this image

[satellites-halo]

can't find anything other than this which has maybe 5 extra pixels

[sergal]

[solitairie]

now dance fucker dance man he never had a chance

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[cpahlow]

[givememtnspls]

Olympic National Park - Second Beach

[ruinedchildhood]

Tigers with a frozen milk brick on a hot day

[dragondriana]

needless to say they are hopelessly dependent on the ingot

[autoneurotic]

i’m going to burst into tears. such a hauntingly stupid and wonderful phrase to immortalize somewhere. LOOK AT PIttbert!

[champagnearab]

Imagine finding the love of your life

[svdaily]

Imagine getting to keep them

[pokemon]

Origins of Astonishment (circa, 1997). Digital-medium

[whitepeopletwitter]

[kalesrebellion]

So funny story actually. One of my friends was hooking up with this girl, they were friends with benefits. She needed a date for some work party so he agreed to go with her. Turns out her dad owns like 3 dental practices and she worked as the business manager for one of them.

Anyway my friend had some not so nice teeth and during dinner the father of his fwb was like “you work where you work, you sleep with him and his teeth look like that? Get him an appointment.”and then bounced. So his fwb made him an appointment at the practice she managed and my friend ended up needing like 3k worth of dental work and his friend with benefits just gave it to him for free.

So that is the story of how my friend not only got sex, but dental out of the friends with benefits deal.

[helloitsbees]

[demonj666]