Ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves

main account: @im-bad-at-names-okay

[poseidon-offical]

Intro post.

Do you know who I am?

I am Poseidon, god of the seas, the storms, and the steed. I am your worst nightmare, or your dream come true.

Age: 3521 years old

Prounouns: he/him/his/his/himself, sea/sea/seas/seas/seaself, she/her/her/hers/herself,

Gender: Genderfluid

Wearer of binders

DNI:

Odysseus: you know what you did.

Oil executives: I’ll get to you on my own time.

AI companies: you take even a step toward me and I use all the water in your facilities to destroy your life’s work.

Atlantis conspiracy theorists: come at me with that shit one more time and I’ll take you right where your precious city is.

Sally Jackson: it would just be awkward at this point. I’m sorry.

Umas/other horsepeople: you’re not quite horse but not quite human and that honestly scares me.

Zeus: we’re not having this discussion here.

I DO NOT HAVE ANGER ISSUES!!

[poseidon-offical]

*wakes up from nap* Hm, what’s this?

@crime-lord-offical

*Poseidon hears her, but stays silent*

[crime-god-offical]

*starts crying* KELPIE PLEASE COME OUT PC IS GETTING WORRIED

[poseidon-offical]

I’m here…

[crime-god-offical]

*hears something*

Huh? Kelpie! *runs back*

[poseidon-offical]

*Coughs, and bloodred steam comes out of sea’s partially solid mouth*

[crime-god-offical]

*runs into the kitchen*

KELPIE! *hugs him tightly* PC COULDN'T FIND YOU WHAT HAPPENED

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon lies in a pool of bloody water*

I—

I’m okay.

[crime-god-offical]

WHAT HAPPENED DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN

[poseidon-offical]

I’m fine, I tripped.

[crime-god-offical]

ARE YOU SURE

...

Why is there a knife in your hand...?

[poseidon-offical]

I… tripped.

[crime-god-offical]

…. *hugs him tighter*

[poseidon-offical]

PC— It’s not—

[poseidon-offical]

*wakes up from nap* Hm, what’s this?

@crime-lord-offical

*Poseidon hears her, but stays silent*

[crime-god-offical]

*starts crying* KELPIE PLEASE COME OUT PC IS GETTING WORRIED

[poseidon-offical]

I’m here…

[crime-god-offical]

*hears something*

Huh? Kelpie! *runs back*

[poseidon-offical]

*Coughs, and bloodred steam comes out of sea’s partially solid mouth*

[crime-god-offical]

*runs into the kitchen*

KELPIE! *hugs him tightly* PC COULDN'T FIND YOU WHAT HAPPENED

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon lies in a pool of bloody water*

I—

I’m okay.

[crime-god-offical]

WHAT HAPPENED DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN

[poseidon-offical]

I’m fine, I tripped.

[crime-god-offical]

ARE YOU SURE

...

Why is there a knife in your hand...?

[poseidon-offical]

I… tripped.

[poseidon-offical]

*wakes up from nap* Hm, what’s this?

@crime-lord-offical

*Poseidon hears her, but stays silent*

[crime-god-offical]

*starts crying* KELPIE PLEASE COME OUT PC IS GETTING WORRIED

[poseidon-offical]

I’m here…

[crime-god-offical]

*hears something*

Huh? Kelpie! *runs back*

[poseidon-offical]

*Coughs, and bloodred steam comes out of sea’s partially solid mouth*

[crime-god-offical]

*runs into the kitchen*

KELPIE! *hugs him tightly* PC COULDN'T FIND YOU WHAT HAPPENED

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon lies in a pool of bloody water*

I—

I’m okay.

[crime-god-offical]

WHAT HAPPENED DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN

[poseidon-offical]

I’m fine, I tripped.

[poseidon-offical]

*wakes up from nap* Hm, what’s this?

@crime-lord-offical

*Poseidon hears her, but stays silent*

[crime-god-offical]

*starts crying* KELPIE PLEASE COME OUT PC IS GETTING WORRIED

[poseidon-offical]

I’m here…

[crime-god-offical]

*hears something*

Huh? Kelpie! *runs back*

[poseidon-offical]

*Coughs, and bloodred steam comes out of sea’s partially solid mouth*

[crime-god-offical]

*runs into the kitchen*

KELPIE! *hugs him tightly* PC COULDN'T FIND YOU WHAT HAPPENED

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon lies in a pool of bloody water*

I—

I’m okay.

[poseidon-offical]

*wakes up from nap* Hm, what’s this?

@crime-lord-offical

*Poseidon hears her, but stays silent*

[crime-god-offical]

*starts crying* KELPIE PLEASE COME OUT PC IS GETTING WORRIED

[poseidon-offical]

I’m here…

[crime-god-offical]

*hears something*

Huh? Kelpie! *runs back*

[poseidon-offical]

*Coughs, and bloodred steam comes out of sea’s partially solid mouth*

[poseidon-offical]

*wakes up from nap* Hm, what’s this?

@crime-lord-offical

*Poseidon hears her, but stays silent*

[crime-god-offical]

*starts crying* KELPIE PLEASE COME OUT PC IS GETTING WORRIED

[poseidon-offical]

I’m here…

[poseidon-offical]

*wakes up from nap* Hm, what’s this?

@crime-lord-offical

*Poseidon hears her, but stays silent*

[crime-god-offical]

*yawn* Hm? Oh where did Poseidon go?

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon listens from the doorway*

[crime-god-offical]

*get out of the bed* come on Gerald let’s go find Kelpie :3

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseion sneaks away and pretends he was cooking all along*

[crime-god-offical]

*yawns*

Hello Kelpie :3

[poseidon-offical]

Good morning, PC!

[crime-god-offical]

Morning… were you here all along?

[poseidon-offical]

…We live in the same house.

[crime-god-offical]

Oh

Oh yeah we do :3

Whatcha doing?

[poseidon-offical]

Making food, you?

[crime-god-offical]

Nothing much… *yawns*

PC had a weird dream…

[poseidon-offical]

O-oh really?

[crime-god-offical]

Yeah PC doesn’t remember it well though

[poseidon-offical]

What do you remember?

[crime-god-offical]

Hmmm… lots of fighting… but PC forgot with who

[poseidon-offical]

…Hm.

[crime-god-offical]

Why?

[poseidon-offical]

Just wondering.

[crime-god-offical]

… are you okay? You look upset

[poseidon-offical]

…No! I’m fine!

[crime-god-offical]

Are you sure?

[poseidon-offical]

I’m greaaaat!

[crime-god-offical]

… you seem upset though, and you’re burning the eggs

[poseidon-offical]

FUCK!

*She quickly turns off the stove*

Breakfast is served…

[crime-god-offical]

Hehe PC will just eat leftover mortal bones *goes to the fridge*

[poseidon-offical]

Eh, fair.

[crime-god-offical]

But are you okay? Did anything happen while PC was asleep?

[poseidon-offical]

Did you see what I left on your desk?

[crime-god-offical]

Oh yeah there was a scroll there

[poseidon-offical]

Did you read it?

[crime-god-offical]

Not yet

Why?

[poseidon-offical]

Just wondering.

[crime-god-offical]

*munches on their bones*

…

Kelpie, you really do seem mad…

[poseidon-offical]

I am fine!

[crime-god-offical]

Hmm… there’s steam coming off you

*munch munch naw*

[poseidon-offical]

NO THERE’S NOT!

*panicked*

[crime-god-offical]

*points at the steam* that only happens when your really mad

So what happened?

[poseidon-offical]

Nothing!

[crime-god-offical]

Hm yeah and Hades doesn’t like his wife

[poseidon-offical]

MAYBE HE DOESN’T!

[crime-god-offical]

Now PC knows you’re lying

Just tell me!

[poseidon-offical]

NOTHING IS WRONG!

[crime-god-offical]

Liar liar liar >:(

[poseidon-offical]

Maybe I’m afraid to tell you.

[crime-god-offical]

What why?

[poseidon-offical]

Because I don’t want to hurt you.

[crime-god-offical]

Huh? What happened, Poseidon?

[poseidon-offical]

You muttered something in your sleep about hating your brothers, then Helios came and told me to cast you into Tartarus. I refused, of course… but…

[crime-god-offical]

…. But…?

[poseidon-offical]

You hate us?

[crime-god-offical]

what… PC doesn’t- PC… PC doesn’t think so…

[poseidon-offical]

Good.

[crime-god-offical]

…. Does this mean the prophecy is….

[poseidon-offical]

No, it could be your old family.

[crime-god-offical]

old… old family…? Oh yeah…

[poseidon-offical]

Exactly.

[crime-god-offical]

… will you get mad at PC… if… the prophecy comes true?

[poseidon-offical]

It won’t come true.

[crime-god-offical]

What if it does…. What happens then..?

[poseidon-offical]

Then it won’t be your fault.

[crime-god-offical]

What if it is… will… will you hate me?

[poseidon-offical]

I could never.

[crime-god-offical]

Are you sure…?

[poseidon-offical]

Absolutely.

[crime-god-offical]

… thanks Kelpie :3

[poseidon-offical]

Of course, PC.

[crime-god-offical]

<3

Want some bone :D

[poseidon-offical]

No thanks. I’m trying to quit.

…Say, go read that scroll.

[crime-god-offical]

Oki doki *grabs the scroll and opens it* what is it?

[poseidon-offical]

Read.

[crime-god-offical]

*reading softly*

Oh this is a good story

[poseidon-offical]

It’s the Atlantis story.

[crime-god-offical]

Oh yeah the one you told PC at bedtime :D

[poseidon-offical]

…YES!

[crime-god-offical]

Why are you so happy all of a sudden?

[poseidon-offical]

YOU REMEMBER!

[crime-god-offical]

Okay?

[poseidon-offical]

…You remember, right?

[crime-god-offical]

Yeah, you told PC just the other night about it and then you fell asleep halfway and PC had to drag you to bed

[poseidon-offical]

…I don’t remember that last part.

[crime-god-offical]

Yeah because you were asleep dummy

[poseidon-offical]

…Fair.

Do you like it?

[crime-god-offical]

It’s a nice story :3

[poseidon-offical]

Do you want me to read it to you?

[crime-god-offical]

*excited nod*

[poseidon-offical]

YES! OKAY!

[crime-god-offical]

*listening attentively*

[poseidon-offical]

*He begins narrating*

[crime-god-offical]

*listening closely*

[poseidon-offical]

*He continues, getting really into it*

[crime-god-offical]

:00

[poseidon-offical]

*His performance crescendos as he finishes the story*

[crime-god-offical]

Woah :0

[poseidon-offical]

So, yeah.

[crime-god-offical]

That’s a cool story :D

[poseidon-offical]

Thanks.

[crime-god-offical]

PC’s brother used to tell PC stories too

But they were all horror stories

[poseidon-offical]

…Seems like a shitty guy.

[crime-god-offical]

… was a shitty guy *said with a straight face*

[poseidon-offical]

What happened to him?

[crime-god-offical]

Hm… PC… doesn’t know…

[poseidon-offical]

Hm.

[crime-god-offical]

But the horror stories were cool

[poseidon-offical]

I’m glad you think so.

[crime-god-offical]

Yeah… PC wonders what happened to them…

[poseidon-offical]

Yeah…

[crime-god-offical]

Anyways *gets up*

PC got to go and check on the dinosaurs on the infirmary, before Timber tears another hole in the wall again

[poseidon-offical]

Alright, you have fun!

[crime-god-offical]

Bye kelpie *runs away*

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon watches her go*

[poseidon-offical]

*When she’s gone, he starts crying again*

[poseidon-offical]

*After a long time of crying, Poseidon grabs a knife from the kitchen and stabs himself full force in the hand*

[poseidon-offical]

*Sea lays on the floor, bleeding and crying and melting*

[crime-god-offical]

Hm, oh PC left Gerald asleep in PC’s room :0

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon is still there*

[crime-god-offical]

Gerald! Gerald! *approaching the kitchen*

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon quickly fully melts herself into a bloody puddle*

[crime-god-offical]

Gerald, Gerald! Come on… hm? *notices the blood*

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon suppresses her voice*

[crime-god-offical]

Blood?

Poseidon… POSEIDON WHERE ARE YOU? Kelpie! *runs out of the room*

[poseidon-offical]

WAIT!

[crime-god-offical]

KELPIE WHERE ARE YOU? KELPIE, COME ON, STOP PLAYING AROUND, THIS ISNT FUNNY

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon becomes partially solid again*

[crime-god-offical]

KELPIE COME ON THIS IS NOT FUNNY... PLEASE...

[poseidon-offical]

I’m here.

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

I’VE COME TO RESCUE THE JESTER!

— @poseidon-offical

{you enter floor one} {there is a stairwell to your left a hallway to your right a general area in front of you}

{and the exit behind you}

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon steps towards the stairwell*

[mrevilvillanplotman-official]

{it’s locked}

[poseidon-offical]

Hm…

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{what do you do?}

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon walks down the hallway*

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{a bunch of storage rooms}

[poseidon-offical]

*Tendrils of water strike out, searching each room*

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{you find the key to the stairwell}

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon unlocks the stairs and starts up them*

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{you find yourself on the second floor} {you feel cold} {you notice some strange water floating around}

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon reaches out with his senses to the water*

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{you don’t feel it}

[poseidon-offical]

What the hell.

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{some of it starts floating towards you}

[poseidon-offical]

What is this trick?!

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{it is almost touching you}

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon steps into it*

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{You are instantly FROZEN by the Same ice as sans, you have failed}

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon attempts melting the ice with her water powers*

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{you cannot move, you cannot act, you cannot do anything except think, and you can tell you won’t be able to do that for long}

[poseidon-offical]

FUCK!

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{as you try and speak nothing comes out} {a nearby suit of armor picks you up and starts carrying you somewhere}

[poseidon-offical]

UNHAND ME! I AM POSEIDON, EARTHSHAKER!

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{you feel cold} {you don’t want to fight anymore}

{it takes you back into the stairwell before unlocking the top floor}

[poseidon-offical]

LIKE HELL I DOn’t… want to… fight…

[mrevilvillanplotman-official]

{it walks down a long hallway, seemingly ripped straight out of a castle} {you stand before a grand door} {one of your arms unfreezes} {it seems it is giving you the honor of opening the door to the throne room of the king of all}

[poseidon-offical]

I’m not going to play your fucking games.

[mrevilvillanplotman-official]

{your arm shatters like ice} {the other is freed, you are given a second chance to open the door}

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon summons Trident, then attacks the ice*

[mrevilvillanplotman-official]

{your shattered arm reforms} {both freeze the moment you try and summon it} {you are picked up and carried into the throne room} {you stand before the king of all on his throne, behind him and a bit above doing a jojo pose is sans standing in front of a large stained glass window}

{your head is unfrozen allowing you to speak}

[poseidon-offical]

Cunt.

[mrevilvillanplotman-official]

…

Why are you before me?

[poseidon-offical]

I could ask you the same fucking question.

[mrevilvillanplotman-official]

Why Did You Come Here.

[poseidon-offical]

To rescue him and to help Stardust.

[mrevilvillanplotman-official]

Why did you take such a foolish course of action as to defy my goal?

[poseidon-offical]

What the fuck is your goal?

[mrevilvillanplotman-official]

To use this power to join those in the Elysium of dreams

join the ones long forgotten

For all that their light shines upon is under my judgment.

That includes you Poseidon.

Those in the hole that yawns about the sky do not request you.

Why must I keep you alive?

[poseidon-offical]

The world would be thrown into chaos without me there to regulate the sea. I do so much hard work, I save millions of lives every day.

[mrevilvillanplotman-official]

Yet, you stood in my way.

You sought to deny me the ascension that I deserved

yet I was left behind to make my own paths by teeth and claw

[poseidon-offical]

Why do you deserve a thing?

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

For I was forgotten

Remember

I am the one with the power here.

[poseidon-offical]

Maybe you should stay forgotten.

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

That is what I seek to accomplish is it not?

[poseidon-offical]

…I don’t understand.

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

I wish to join the forgotten in Elysium of dreams

[poseidon-offical]

What is any of that.

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

The remnants of the world that the fallen star (stardust) was once from.

[poseidon-offical]

So you’re suicidal?

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

No.

I require to gather those in the Elysium request.

[poseidon-offical]

So you want to recreate the planet? I don’t understand.

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

No

Those in the Elysium request a few sacrifices in exchange for me joining them

[poseidon-offical]

But why do you want to join them?

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

For they are my family and friends long forgotten

[poseidon-offical]

So your big evil plan is to reunite with your family and be forgotten?

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

In essence yes

I am no evil though

[poseidon-offical]

…Oh riiiight, that’s why you keep kidnapping people and why you hurt Stardust.

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

I?

Hurt Her?

I would never do that in a thousand years

[poseidon-offical]

Then what the hell happened to her, and why hurt people dear to them?

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

Why do you seek to know?

[poseidon-offical]

You were sharing.

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

I grow tired of this.

{you freeze completely}

[poseidon-offical]

MOTHERFUCKER!

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

Could you place his frozen body somewhere on the floor directly below this one for dramatic effect?

As that floor is the only one the than this one yet to be breached by those who seek to undo my progress

[poseidon-offical]

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

For my people.

{he stands, walks over to you and takes your trident from your hand}

This will be useful.

[poseidon-offical]

But what do you need US for?!

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

I have no need for you

[poseidon-offical]

What about him then?!

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

I have a need for him

[poseidon-offical]

And the hell is that?!

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

shut up

{the armor carries you away}

[poseidon-offical]

NO! WHY HURT THE PEOPLE SHE CARES ABOUT?!

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{you are too far away to be heard}

[poseidon-offical]

That cunt!

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

I’VE COME TO RESCUE THE JESTER!

— @poseidon-offical

{you enter floor one} {there is a stairwell to your left a hallway to your right a general area in front of you}

{and the exit behind you}

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon steps towards the stairwell*

[mrevilvillanplotman-official]

{it’s locked}

[poseidon-offical]

Hm…

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{what do you do?}

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon walks down the hallway*

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{a bunch of storage rooms}

[poseidon-offical]

*Tendrils of water strike out, searching each room*

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{you find the key to the stairwell}

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon unlocks the stairs and starts up them*

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{you find yourself on the second floor} {you feel cold} {you notice some strange water floating around}

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon reaches out with his senses to the water*

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{you don’t feel it}

[poseidon-offical]

What the hell.

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{some of it starts floating towards you}

[poseidon-offical]

What is this trick?!

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{it is almost touching you}

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon steps into it*

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{You are instantly FROZEN by the Same ice as sans, you have failed}

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon attempts melting the ice with her water powers*

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{you cannot move, you cannot act, you cannot do anything except think, and you can tell you won’t be able to do that for long}

[poseidon-offical]

FUCK!

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{as you try and speak nothing comes out} {a nearby suit of armor picks you up and starts carrying you somewhere}

[poseidon-offical]

UNHAND ME! I AM POSEIDON, EARTHSHAKER!

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{you feel cold} {you don’t want to fight anymore}

{it takes you back into the stairwell before unlocking the top floor}

[poseidon-offical]

LIKE HELL I DOn’t… want to… fight…

[mrevilvillanplotman-official]

{it walks down a long hallway, seemingly ripped straight out of a castle} {you stand before a grand door} {one of your arms unfreezes} {it seems it is giving you the honor of opening the door to the throne room of the king of all}

[poseidon-offical]

I’m not going to play your fucking games.

[mrevilvillanplotman-official]

{your arm shatters like ice} {the other is freed, you are given a second chance to open the door}

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon summons Trident, then attacks the ice*

[mrevilvillanplotman-official]

{your shattered arm reforms} {both freeze the moment you try and summon it} {you are picked up and carried into the throne room} {you stand before the king of all on his throne, behind him and a bit above doing a jojo pose is sans standing in front of a large stained glass window}

{your head is unfrozen allowing you to speak}

[poseidon-offical]

Cunt.

[mrevilvillanplotman-official]

…

Why are you before me?

[poseidon-offical]

I could ask you the same fucking question.

[mrevilvillanplotman-official]

Why Did You Come Here.

[poseidon-offical]

To rescue him and to help Stardust.

[mrevilvillanplotman-official]

Why did you take such a foolish course of action as to defy my goal?

[poseidon-offical]

What the fuck is your goal?

[mrevilvillanplotman-official]

To use this power to join those in the Elysium of dreams

join the ones long forgotten

For all that their light shines upon is under my judgment.

That includes you Poseidon.

Those in the hole that yawns about the sky do not request you.

Why must I keep you alive?

[poseidon-offical]

The world would be thrown into chaos without me there to regulate the sea. I do so much hard work, I save millions of lives every day.

[mrevilvillanplotman-official]

Yet, you stood in my way.

You sought to deny me the ascension that I deserved

yet I was left behind to make my own paths by teeth and claw

[poseidon-offical]

Why do you deserve a thing?

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

For I was forgotten

Remember

I am the one with the power here.

[poseidon-offical]

Maybe you should stay forgotten.

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

That is what I seek to accomplish is it not?

[poseidon-offical]

…I don’t understand.

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

I wish to join the forgotten in Elysium of dreams

[poseidon-offical]

What is any of that.

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

The remnants of the world that the fallen star (stardust) was once from.

[poseidon-offical]

So you’re suicidal?

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

No.

I require to gather those in the Elysium request.

[poseidon-offical]

So you want to recreate the planet? I don’t understand.

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

No

Those in the Elysium request a few sacrifices in exchange for me joining them

[poseidon-offical]

But why do you want to join them?

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

For they are my family and friends long forgotten

[poseidon-offical]

So your big evil plan is to reunite with your family and be forgotten?

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

In essence yes

I am no evil though

[poseidon-offical]

…Oh riiiight, that’s why you keep kidnapping people and why you hurt Stardust.

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

I?

Hurt Her?

I would never do that in a thousand years

[poseidon-offical]

Then what the hell happened to her, and why hurt people dear to them?

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

Why do you seek to know?

[poseidon-offical]

You were sharing.

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

I grow tired of this.

{you freeze completely}

[poseidon-offical]

MOTHERFUCKER!

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

Could you place his frozen body somewhere on the floor directly below this one for dramatic effect?

As that floor is the only one the than this one yet to be breached by those who seek to undo my progress

[poseidon-offical]

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

For my people.

{he stands, walks over to you and takes your trident from your hand}

This will be useful.

[poseidon-offical]

But what do you need US for?!

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

I have no need for you

[poseidon-offical]

What about him then?!

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

I have a need for him

[poseidon-offical]

And the hell is that?!

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

shut up

{the armor carries you away}

[poseidon-offical]

NO! WHY HURT THE PEOPLE SHE CARES ABOUT?!

[poseidon-offical]

*wakes up from nap* Hm, what’s this?

@crime-lord-offical

*Poseidon hears her, but stays silent*

[crime-god-offical]

*yawn* Hm? Oh where did Poseidon go?

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon listens from the doorway*

[crime-god-offical]

*get out of the bed* come on Gerald let’s go find Kelpie :3

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseion sneaks away and pretends he was cooking all along*

[crime-god-offical]

*yawns*

Hello Kelpie :3

[poseidon-offical]

Good morning, PC!

[crime-god-offical]

Morning… were you here all along?

[poseidon-offical]

…We live in the same house.

[crime-god-offical]

Oh

Oh yeah we do :3

Whatcha doing?

[poseidon-offical]

Making food, you?

[crime-god-offical]

Nothing much… *yawns*

PC had a weird dream…

[poseidon-offical]

O-oh really?

[crime-god-offical]

Yeah PC doesn’t remember it well though

[poseidon-offical]

What do you remember?

[crime-god-offical]

Hmmm… lots of fighting… but PC forgot with who

[poseidon-offical]

…Hm.

[crime-god-offical]

Why?

[poseidon-offical]

Just wondering.

[crime-god-offical]

… are you okay? You look upset

[poseidon-offical]

…No! I’m fine!

[crime-god-offical]

Are you sure?

[poseidon-offical]

I’m greaaaat!

[crime-god-offical]

… you seem upset though, and you’re burning the eggs

[poseidon-offical]

FUCK!

*She quickly turns off the stove*

Breakfast is served…

[crime-god-offical]

Hehe PC will just eat leftover mortal bones *goes to the fridge*

[poseidon-offical]

Eh, fair.

[crime-god-offical]

But are you okay? Did anything happen while PC was asleep?

[poseidon-offical]

Did you see what I left on your desk?

[crime-god-offical]

Oh yeah there was a scroll there

[poseidon-offical]

Did you read it?

[crime-god-offical]

Not yet

Why?

[poseidon-offical]

Just wondering.

[crime-god-offical]

*munches on their bones*

…

Kelpie, you really do seem mad…

[poseidon-offical]

I am fine!

[crime-god-offical]

Hmm… there’s steam coming off you

*munch munch naw*

[poseidon-offical]

NO THERE’S NOT!

*panicked*

[crime-god-offical]

*points at the steam* that only happens when your really mad

So what happened?

[poseidon-offical]

Nothing!

[crime-god-offical]

Hm yeah and Hades doesn’t like his wife

[poseidon-offical]

MAYBE HE DOESN’T!

[crime-god-offical]

Now PC knows you’re lying

Just tell me!

[poseidon-offical]

NOTHING IS WRONG!

[crime-god-offical]

Liar liar liar >:(

[poseidon-offical]

Maybe I’m afraid to tell you.

[crime-god-offical]

What why?

[poseidon-offical]

Because I don’t want to hurt you.

[crime-god-offical]

Huh? What happened, Poseidon?

[poseidon-offical]

You muttered something in your sleep about hating your brothers, then Helios came and told me to cast you into Tartarus. I refused, of course… but…

[crime-god-offical]

…. But…?

[poseidon-offical]

You hate us?

[crime-god-offical]

what… PC doesn’t- PC… PC doesn’t think so…

[poseidon-offical]

Good.

[crime-god-offical]

…. Does this mean the prophecy is….

[poseidon-offical]

No, it could be your old family.

[crime-god-offical]

old… old family…? Oh yeah…

[poseidon-offical]

Exactly.

[crime-god-offical]

… will you get mad at PC… if… the prophecy comes true?

[poseidon-offical]

It won’t come true.

[crime-god-offical]

What if it does…. What happens then..?

[poseidon-offical]

Then it won’t be your fault.

[crime-god-offical]

What if it is… will… will you hate me?

[poseidon-offical]

I could never.

[crime-god-offical]

Are you sure…?

[poseidon-offical]

Absolutely.

[crime-god-offical]

… thanks Kelpie :3

[poseidon-offical]

Of course, PC.

[crime-god-offical]

<3

Want some bone :D

[poseidon-offical]

No thanks. I’m trying to quit.

…Say, go read that scroll.

[crime-god-offical]

Oki doki *grabs the scroll and opens it* what is it?

[poseidon-offical]

Read.

[crime-god-offical]

*reading softly*

Oh this is a good story

[poseidon-offical]

It’s the Atlantis story.

[crime-god-offical]

Oh yeah the one you told PC at bedtime :D

[poseidon-offical]

…YES!

[crime-god-offical]

Why are you so happy all of a sudden?

[poseidon-offical]

YOU REMEMBER!

[crime-god-offical]

Okay?

[poseidon-offical]

…You remember, right?

[crime-god-offical]

Yeah, you told PC just the other night about it and then you fell asleep halfway and PC had to drag you to bed

[poseidon-offical]

…I don’t remember that last part.

[crime-god-offical]

Yeah because you were asleep dummy

[poseidon-offical]

…Fair.

Do you like it?

[crime-god-offical]

It’s a nice story :3

[poseidon-offical]

Do you want me to read it to you?

[crime-god-offical]

*excited nod*

[poseidon-offical]

YES! OKAY!

[crime-god-offical]

*listening attentively*

[poseidon-offical]

*He begins narrating*

[crime-god-offical]

*listening closely*

[poseidon-offical]

*He continues, getting really into it*

[crime-god-offical]

:00

[poseidon-offical]

*His performance crescendos as he finishes the story*

[crime-god-offical]

Woah :0

[poseidon-offical]

So, yeah.

[crime-god-offical]

That’s a cool story :D

[poseidon-offical]

Thanks.

[crime-god-offical]

PC’s brother used to tell PC stories too

But they were all horror stories

[poseidon-offical]

…Seems like a shitty guy.

[crime-god-offical]

… was a shitty guy *said with a straight face*

[poseidon-offical]

What happened to him?

[crime-god-offical]

Hm… PC… doesn’t know…

[poseidon-offical]

Hm.

[crime-god-offical]

But the horror stories were cool

[poseidon-offical]

I’m glad you think so.

[crime-god-offical]

Yeah… PC wonders what happened to them…

[poseidon-offical]

Yeah…

[crime-god-offical]

Anyways *gets up*

PC got to go and check on the dinosaurs on the infirmary, before Timber tears another hole in the wall again

[poseidon-offical]

Alright, you have fun!

[crime-god-offical]

Bye kelpie *runs away*

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon watches her go*

[poseidon-offical]

*When she’s gone, he starts crying again*

[poseidon-offical]

*After a long time of crying, Poseidon grabs a knife from the kitchen and stabs himself full force in the hand*

[poseidon-offical]

*Sea lays on the floor, bleeding and crying and melting*

[crime-god-offical]

Hm, oh PC left Gerald asleep in PC’s room :0

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon is still there*

[crime-god-offical]

Gerald! Gerald! *approaching the kitchen*

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon quickly fully melts herself into a bloody puddle*

[crime-god-offical]

Gerald, Gerald! Come on… hm? *notices the blood*

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon suppresses her voice*

[crime-god-offical]

Blood?

Poseidon… POSEIDON WHERE ARE YOU? Kelpie! *runs out of the room*

[poseidon-offical]

WAIT!

[crime-god-offical]

KELPIE WHERE ARE YOU? KELPIE, COME ON, STOP PLAYING AROUND, THIS ISNT FUNNY

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon becomes partially solid again*

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

I’VE COME TO RESCUE THE JESTER!

— @poseidon-offical

{you enter floor one} {there is a stairwell to your left a hallway to your right a general area in front of you}

{and the exit behind you}

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon steps towards the stairwell*

[mrevilvillanplotman-official]

{it’s locked}

[poseidon-offical]

Hm…

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{what do you do?}

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon walks down the hallway*

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{a bunch of storage rooms}

[poseidon-offical]

*Tendrils of water strike out, searching each room*

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{you find the key to the stairwell}

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon unlocks the stairs and starts up them*

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{you find yourself on the second floor} {you feel cold} {you notice some strange water floating around}

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon reaches out with his senses to the water*

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{you don’t feel it}

[poseidon-offical]

What the hell.

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{some of it starts floating towards you}

[poseidon-offical]

What is this trick?!

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{it is almost touching you}

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon steps into it*

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{You are instantly FROZEN by the Same ice as sans, you have failed}

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon attempts melting the ice with her water powers*

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{you cannot move, you cannot act, you cannot do anything except think, and you can tell you won’t be able to do that for long}

[poseidon-offical]

FUCK!

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{as you try and speak nothing comes out} {a nearby suit of armor picks you up and starts carrying you somewhere}

[poseidon-offical]

UNHAND ME! I AM POSEIDON, EARTHSHAKER!

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{you feel cold} {you don’t want to fight anymore}

{it takes you back into the stairwell before unlocking the top floor}

[poseidon-offical]

LIKE HELL I DOn’t… want to… fight…

[mrevilvillanplotman-official]

{it walks down a long hallway, seemingly ripped straight out of a castle} {you stand before a grand door} {one of your arms unfreezes} {it seems it is giving you the honor of opening the door to the throne room of the king of all}

[poseidon-offical]

I’m not going to play your fucking games.

[mrevilvillanplotman-official]

{your arm shatters like ice} {the other is freed, you are given a second chance to open the door}

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon summons Trident, then attacks the ice*

[mrevilvillanplotman-official]

{your shattered arm reforms} {both freeze the moment you try and summon it} {you are picked up and carried into the throne room} {you stand before the king of all on his throne, behind him and a bit above doing a jojo pose is sans standing in front of a large stained glass window}

{your head is unfrozen allowing you to speak}

[poseidon-offical]

Cunt.

[mrevilvillanplotman-official]

…

Why are you before me?

[poseidon-offical]

I could ask you the same fucking question.

[mrevilvillanplotman-official]

Why Did You Come Here.

[poseidon-offical]

To rescue him and to help Stardust.

[mrevilvillanplotman-official]

Why did you take such a foolish course of action as to defy my goal?

[poseidon-offical]

What the fuck is your goal?

[mrevilvillanplotman-official]

To use this power to join those in the Elysium of dreams

join the ones long forgotten

For all that their light shines upon is under my judgment.

That includes you Poseidon.

Those in the hole that yawns about the sky do not request you.

Why must I keep you alive?

[poseidon-offical]

The world would be thrown into chaos without me there to regulate the sea. I do so much hard work, I save millions of lives every day.

[mrevilvillanplotman-official]

Yet, you stood in my way.

You sought to deny me the ascension that I deserved

yet I was left behind to make my own paths by teeth and claw

[poseidon-offical]

Why do you deserve a thing?

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

For I was forgotten

Remember

I am the one with the power here.

[poseidon-offical]

Maybe you should stay forgotten.

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

That is what I seek to accomplish is it not?

[poseidon-offical]

…I don’t understand.

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

I wish to join the forgotten in Elysium of dreams

[poseidon-offical]

What is any of that.

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

The remnants of the world that the fallen star (stardust) was once from.

[poseidon-offical]

So you’re suicidal?

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

No.

I require to gather those in the Elysium request.

[poseidon-offical]

So you want to recreate the planet? I don’t understand.

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

No

Those in the Elysium request a few sacrifices in exchange for me joining them

[poseidon-offical]

But why do you want to join them?

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

For they are my family and friends long forgotten

[poseidon-offical]

So your big evil plan is to reunite with your family and be forgotten?

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

In essence yes

I am no evil though

[poseidon-offical]

…Oh riiiight, that’s why you keep kidnapping people and why you hurt Stardust.

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

I?

Hurt Her?

I would never do that in a thousand years

[poseidon-offical]

Then what the hell happened to her, and why hurt people dear to them?

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

Why do you seek to know?

[poseidon-offical]

You were sharing.

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

I grow tired of this.

{you freeze completely}

[poseidon-offical]

MOTHERFUCKER!

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

Could you place his frozen body somewhere on the floor directly below this one for dramatic effect?

As that floor is the only one the than this one yet to be breached by those who seek to undo my progress

[poseidon-offical]

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

For my people.

{he stands, walks over to you and takes your trident from your hand}

This will be useful.

[poseidon-offical]

But what do you need US for?!

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

I have no need for you

[poseidon-offical]

What about him then?!

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

I have a need for him

[poseidon-offical]

And the hell is that?!

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

I’VE COME TO RESCUE THE JESTER!

— @poseidon-offical

{you enter floor one} {there is a stairwell to your left a hallway to your right a general area in front of you}

{and the exit behind you}

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon steps towards the stairwell*

[mrevilvillanplotman-official]

{it’s locked}

[poseidon-offical]

Hm…

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{what do you do?}

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon walks down the hallway*

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{a bunch of storage rooms}

[poseidon-offical]

*Tendrils of water strike out, searching each room*

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{you find the key to the stairwell}

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon unlocks the stairs and starts up them*

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{you find yourself on the second floor} {you feel cold} {you notice some strange water floating around}

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon reaches out with his senses to the water*

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{you don’t feel it}

[poseidon-offical]

What the hell.

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{some of it starts floating towards you}

[poseidon-offical]

What is this trick?!

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{it is almost touching you}

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon steps into it*

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{You are instantly FROZEN by the Same ice as sans, you have failed}

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon attempts melting the ice with her water powers*

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{you cannot move, you cannot act, you cannot do anything except think, and you can tell you won’t be able to do that for long}

[poseidon-offical]

FUCK!

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{as you try and speak nothing comes out} {a nearby suit of armor picks you up and starts carrying you somewhere}

[poseidon-offical]

UNHAND ME! I AM POSEIDON, EARTHSHAKER!

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{you feel cold} {you don’t want to fight anymore}

{it takes you back into the stairwell before unlocking the top floor}

[poseidon-offical]

LIKE HELL I DOn’t… want to… fight…

[mrevilvillanplotman-official]

{it walks down a long hallway, seemingly ripped straight out of a castle} {you stand before a grand door} {one of your arms unfreezes} {it seems it is giving you the honor of opening the door to the throne room of the king of all}

[poseidon-offical]

I’m not going to play your fucking games.

[mrevilvillanplotman-official]

{your arm shatters like ice} {the other is freed, you are given a second chance to open the door}

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon summons Trident, then attacks the ice*

[mrevilvillanplotman-official]

{your shattered arm reforms} {both freeze the moment you try and summon it} {you are picked up and carried into the throne room} {you stand before the king of all on his throne, behind him and a bit above doing a jojo pose is sans standing in front of a large stained glass window}

{your head is unfrozen allowing you to speak}

[poseidon-offical]

Cunt.

[mrevilvillanplotman-official]

…

Why are you before me?

[poseidon-offical]

I could ask you the same fucking question.

[mrevilvillanplotman-official]

Why Did You Come Here.

[poseidon-offical]

To rescue him and to help Stardust.

[mrevilvillanplotman-official]

Why did you take such a foolish course of action as to defy my goal?

[poseidon-offical]

What the fuck is your goal?

[mrevilvillanplotman-official]

To use this power to join those in the Elysium of dreams

join the ones long forgotten

For all that their light shines upon is under my judgment.

That includes you Poseidon.

Those in the hole that yawns about the sky do not request you.

Why must I keep you alive?

[poseidon-offical]

The world would be thrown into chaos without me there to regulate the sea. I do so much hard work, I save millions of lives every day.

[mrevilvillanplotman-official]

Yet, you stood in my way.

You sought to deny me the ascension that I deserved

yet I was left behind to make my own paths by teeth and claw

[poseidon-offical]

Why do you deserve a thing?

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

For I was forgotten

Remember

I am the one with the power here.

[poseidon-offical]

Maybe you should stay forgotten.

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

That is what I seek to accomplish is it not?

[poseidon-offical]

…I don’t understand.

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

I wish to join the forgotten in Elysium of dreams

[poseidon-offical]

What is any of that.

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

The remnants of the world that the fallen star (stardust) was once from.

[poseidon-offical]

So you’re suicidal?

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

No.

I require to gather those in the Elysium request.

[poseidon-offical]

So you want to recreate the planet? I don’t understand.

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

No

Those in the Elysium request a few sacrifices in exchange for me joining them

[poseidon-offical]

But why do you want to join them?

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

For they are my family and friends long forgotten

[poseidon-offical]

So your big evil plan is to reunite with your family and be forgotten?

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

In essence yes

I am no evil though

[poseidon-offical]

…Oh riiiight, that’s why you keep kidnapping people and why you hurt Stardust.

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

I?

Hurt Her?

I would never do that in a thousand years

[poseidon-offical]

Then what the hell happened to her, and why hurt people dear to them?

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

Why do you seek to know?

[poseidon-offical]

You were sharing.

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

I grow tired of this.

{you freeze completely}

[poseidon-offical]

MOTHERFUCKER!

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

Could you place his frozen body somewhere on the floor directly below this one for dramatic effect?

As that floor is the only one the than this one yet to be breached by those who seek to undo my progress

[poseidon-offical]

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

For my people.

{he stands, walks over to you and takes your trident from your hand}

This will be useful.

[poseidon-offical]

But what do you need US for?!

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

I have no need for you

[poseidon-offical]

What about him then?!

[poseidon-offical]

*wakes up from nap* Hm, what’s this?

@crime-lord-offical

*Poseidon hears her, but stays silent*

[crime-god-offical]

*yawn* Hm? Oh where did Poseidon go?

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon listens from the doorway*

[crime-god-offical]

*get out of the bed* come on Gerald let’s go find Kelpie :3

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseion sneaks away and pretends he was cooking all along*

[crime-god-offical]

*yawns*

Hello Kelpie :3

[poseidon-offical]

Good morning, PC!

[crime-god-offical]

Morning… were you here all along?

[poseidon-offical]

…We live in the same house.

[crime-god-offical]

Oh

Oh yeah we do :3

Whatcha doing?

[poseidon-offical]

Making food, you?

[crime-god-offical]

Nothing much… *yawns*

PC had a weird dream…

[poseidon-offical]

O-oh really?

[crime-god-offical]

Yeah PC doesn’t remember it well though

[poseidon-offical]

What do you remember?

[crime-god-offical]

Hmmm… lots of fighting… but PC forgot with who

[poseidon-offical]

…Hm.

[crime-god-offical]

Why?

[poseidon-offical]

Just wondering.

[crime-god-offical]

… are you okay? You look upset

[poseidon-offical]

…No! I’m fine!

[crime-god-offical]

Are you sure?

[poseidon-offical]

I’m greaaaat!

[crime-god-offical]

… you seem upset though, and you’re burning the eggs

[poseidon-offical]

FUCK!

*She quickly turns off the stove*

Breakfast is served…

[crime-god-offical]

Hehe PC will just eat leftover mortal bones *goes to the fridge*

[poseidon-offical]

Eh, fair.

[crime-god-offical]

But are you okay? Did anything happen while PC was asleep?

[poseidon-offical]

Did you see what I left on your desk?

[crime-god-offical]

Oh yeah there was a scroll there

[poseidon-offical]

Did you read it?

[crime-god-offical]

Not yet

Why?

[poseidon-offical]

Just wondering.

[crime-god-offical]

*munches on their bones*

…

Kelpie, you really do seem mad…

[poseidon-offical]

I am fine!

[crime-god-offical]

Hmm… there’s steam coming off you

*munch munch naw*

[poseidon-offical]

NO THERE’S NOT!

*panicked*

[crime-god-offical]

*points at the steam* that only happens when your really mad

So what happened?

[poseidon-offical]

Nothing!

[crime-god-offical]

Hm yeah and Hades doesn’t like his wife

[poseidon-offical]

MAYBE HE DOESN’T!

[crime-god-offical]

Now PC knows you’re lying

Just tell me!

[poseidon-offical]

NOTHING IS WRONG!

[crime-god-offical]

Liar liar liar >:(

[poseidon-offical]

Maybe I’m afraid to tell you.

[crime-god-offical]

What why?

[poseidon-offical]

Because I don’t want to hurt you.

[crime-god-offical]

Huh? What happened, Poseidon?

[poseidon-offical]

You muttered something in your sleep about hating your brothers, then Helios came and told me to cast you into Tartarus. I refused, of course… but…

[crime-god-offical]

…. But…?

[poseidon-offical]

You hate us?

[crime-god-offical]

what… PC doesn’t- PC… PC doesn’t think so…

[poseidon-offical]

Good.

[crime-god-offical]

…. Does this mean the prophecy is….

[poseidon-offical]

No, it could be your old family.

[crime-god-offical]

old… old family…? Oh yeah…

[poseidon-offical]

Exactly.

[crime-god-offical]

… will you get mad at PC… if… the prophecy comes true?

[poseidon-offical]

It won’t come true.

[crime-god-offical]

What if it does…. What happens then..?

[poseidon-offical]

Then it won’t be your fault.

[crime-god-offical]

What if it is… will… will you hate me?

[poseidon-offical]

I could never.

[crime-god-offical]

Are you sure…?

[poseidon-offical]

Absolutely.

[crime-god-offical]

… thanks Kelpie :3

[poseidon-offical]

Of course, PC.

[crime-god-offical]

<3

Want some bone :D

[poseidon-offical]

No thanks. I’m trying to quit.

…Say, go read that scroll.

[crime-god-offical]

Oki doki *grabs the scroll and opens it* what is it?

[poseidon-offical]

Read.

[crime-god-offical]

*reading softly*

Oh this is a good story

[poseidon-offical]

It’s the Atlantis story.

[crime-god-offical]

Oh yeah the one you told PC at bedtime :D

[poseidon-offical]

…YES!

[crime-god-offical]

Why are you so happy all of a sudden?

[poseidon-offical]

YOU REMEMBER!

[crime-god-offical]

Okay?

[poseidon-offical]

…You remember, right?

[crime-god-offical]

Yeah, you told PC just the other night about it and then you fell asleep halfway and PC had to drag you to bed

[poseidon-offical]

…I don’t remember that last part.

[crime-god-offical]

Yeah because you were asleep dummy

[poseidon-offical]

…Fair.

Do you like it?

[crime-god-offical]

It’s a nice story :3

[poseidon-offical]

Do you want me to read it to you?

[crime-god-offical]

*excited nod*

[poseidon-offical]

YES! OKAY!

[crime-god-offical]

*listening attentively*

[poseidon-offical]

*He begins narrating*

[crime-god-offical]

*listening closely*

[poseidon-offical]

*He continues, getting really into it*

[crime-god-offical]

:00

[poseidon-offical]

*His performance crescendos as he finishes the story*

[crime-god-offical]

Woah :0

[poseidon-offical]

So, yeah.

[crime-god-offical]

That’s a cool story :D

[poseidon-offical]

Thanks.

[crime-god-offical]

PC’s brother used to tell PC stories too

But they were all horror stories

[poseidon-offical]

…Seems like a shitty guy.

[crime-god-offical]

… was a shitty guy *said with a straight face*

[poseidon-offical]

What happened to him?

[crime-god-offical]

Hm… PC… doesn’t know…

[poseidon-offical]

Hm.

[crime-god-offical]

But the horror stories were cool

[poseidon-offical]

I’m glad you think so.

[crime-god-offical]

Yeah… PC wonders what happened to them…

[poseidon-offical]

Yeah…

[crime-god-offical]

Anyways *gets up*

PC got to go and check on the dinosaurs on the infirmary, before Timber tears another hole in the wall again

[poseidon-offical]

Alright, you have fun!

[crime-god-offical]

Bye kelpie *runs away*

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon watches her go*

[poseidon-offical]

*When she’s gone, he starts crying again*

[poseidon-offical]

*After a long time of crying, Poseidon grabs a knife from the kitchen and stabs himself full force in the hand*

[poseidon-offical]

*Sea lays on the floor, bleeding and crying and melting*

[crime-god-offical]

Hm, oh PC left Gerald asleep in PC’s room :0

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon is still there*

[crime-god-offical]

Gerald! Gerald! *approaching the kitchen*

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon quickly fully melts herself into a bloody puddle*

[crime-god-offical]

Gerald, Gerald! Come on… hm? *notices the blood*

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon suppresses her voice*

[crime-god-offical]

Blood?

Poseidon… POSEIDON WHERE ARE YOU? Kelpie! *runs out of the room*

[poseidon-offical]

WAIT!

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

I’VE COME TO RESCUE THE JESTER!

— @poseidon-offical

{you enter floor one} {there is a stairwell to your left a hallway to your right a general area in front of you}

{and the exit behind you}

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon steps towards the stairwell*

[mrevilvillanplotman-official]

{it’s locked}

[poseidon-offical]

Hm…

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{what do you do?}

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon walks down the hallway*

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{a bunch of storage rooms}

[poseidon-offical]

*Tendrils of water strike out, searching each room*

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{you find the key to the stairwell}

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon unlocks the stairs and starts up them*

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{you find yourself on the second floor} {you feel cold} {you notice some strange water floating around}

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon reaches out with his senses to the water*

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{you don’t feel it}

[poseidon-offical]

What the hell.

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{some of it starts floating towards you}

[poseidon-offical]

What is this trick?!

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{it is almost touching you}

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon steps into it*

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{You are instantly FROZEN by the Same ice as sans, you have failed}

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon attempts melting the ice with her water powers*

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{you cannot move, you cannot act, you cannot do anything except think, and you can tell you won’t be able to do that for long}

[poseidon-offical]

FUCK!

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{as you try and speak nothing comes out} {a nearby suit of armor picks you up and starts carrying you somewhere}

[poseidon-offical]

UNHAND ME! I AM POSEIDON, EARTHSHAKER!

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

{you feel cold} {you don’t want to fight anymore}

{it takes you back into the stairwell before unlocking the top floor}

[poseidon-offical]

LIKE HELL I DOn’t… want to… fight…

[mrevilvillanplotman-official]

{it walks down a long hallway, seemingly ripped straight out of a castle} {you stand before a grand door} {one of your arms unfreezes} {it seems it is giving you the honor of opening the door to the throne room of the king of all}

[poseidon-offical]

I’m not going to play your fucking games.

[mrevilvillanplotman-official]

{your arm shatters like ice} {the other is freed, you are given a second chance to open the door}

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon summons Trident, then attacks the ice*

[mrevilvillanplotman-official]

{your shattered arm reforms} {both freeze the moment you try and summon it} {you are picked up and carried into the throne room} {you stand before the king of all on his throne, behind him and a bit above doing a jojo pose is sans standing in front of a large stained glass window}

{your head is unfrozen allowing you to speak}

[poseidon-offical]

Cunt.

[mrevilvillanplotman-official]

…

Why are you before me?

[poseidon-offical]

I could ask you the same fucking question.

[mrevilvillanplotman-official]

Why Did You Come Here.

[poseidon-offical]

To rescue him and to help Stardust.

[mrevilvillanplotman-official]

Why did you take such a foolish course of action as to defy my goal?

[poseidon-offical]

What the fuck is your goal?

[mrevilvillanplotman-official]

To use this power to join those in the Elysium of dreams

join the ones long forgotten

For all that their light shines upon is under my judgment.

That includes you Poseidon.

Those in the hole that yawns about the sky do not request you.

Why must I keep you alive?

[poseidon-offical]

The world would be thrown into chaos without me there to regulate the sea. I do so much hard work, I save millions of lives every day.

[mrevilvillanplotman-official]

Yet, you stood in my way.

You sought to deny me the ascension that I deserved

yet I was left behind to make my own paths by teeth and claw

[poseidon-offical]

Why do you deserve a thing?

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

For I was forgotten

Remember

I am the one with the power here.

[poseidon-offical]

Maybe you should stay forgotten.

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

That is what I seek to accomplish is it not?

[poseidon-offical]

…I don’t understand.

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

I wish to join the forgotten in Elysium of dreams

[poseidon-offical]

What is any of that.

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

The remnants of the world that the fallen star (stardust) was once from.

[poseidon-offical]

So you’re suicidal?

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

No.

I require to gather those in the Elysium request.

[poseidon-offical]

So you want to recreate the planet? I don’t understand.

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

No

Those in the Elysium request a few sacrifices in exchange for me joining them

[poseidon-offical]

But why do you want to join them?

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

For they are my family and friends long forgotten

[poseidon-offical]

So your big evil plan is to reunite with your family and be forgotten?

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

In essence yes

I am no evil though

[poseidon-offical]

…Oh riiiight, that’s why you keep kidnapping people and why you hurt Stardust.

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

I?

Hurt Her?

I would never do that in a thousand years

[poseidon-offical]

Then what the hell happened to her, and why hurt people dear to them?

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

Why do you seek to know?

[poseidon-offical]

You were sharing.

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

I grow tired of this.

{you freeze completely}

[poseidon-offical]

MOTHERFUCKER!

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

Could you place his frozen body somewhere on the floor directly below this one for dramatic effect?

As that floor is the only one the than this one yet to be breached by those who seek to undo my progress

[poseidon-offical]

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!

[mrevilvillanplotman-offical]

For my people.

{he stands, walks over to you and takes your trident from your hand}

This will be useful.

[poseidon-offical]

But what do you need US for?!

[poseidon-offical]

*wakes up from nap* Hm, what’s this?

@crime-lord-offical

*Poseidon hears her, but stays silent*

[crime-god-offical]

*yawn* Hm? Oh where did Poseidon go?

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon listens from the doorway*

[crime-god-offical]

*get out of the bed* come on Gerald let’s go find Kelpie :3

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseion sneaks away and pretends he was cooking all along*

[crime-god-offical]

*yawns*

Hello Kelpie :3

[poseidon-offical]

Good morning, PC!

[crime-god-offical]

Morning… were you here all along?

[poseidon-offical]

…We live in the same house.

[crime-god-offical]

Oh

Oh yeah we do :3

Whatcha doing?

[poseidon-offical]

Making food, you?

[crime-god-offical]

Nothing much… *yawns*

PC had a weird dream…

[poseidon-offical]

O-oh really?

[crime-god-offical]

Yeah PC doesn’t remember it well though

[poseidon-offical]

What do you remember?

[crime-god-offical]

Hmmm… lots of fighting… but PC forgot with who

[poseidon-offical]

…Hm.

[crime-god-offical]

Why?

[poseidon-offical]

Just wondering.

[crime-god-offical]

… are you okay? You look upset

[poseidon-offical]

…No! I’m fine!

[crime-god-offical]

Are you sure?

[poseidon-offical]

I’m greaaaat!

[crime-god-offical]

… you seem upset though, and you’re burning the eggs

[poseidon-offical]

FUCK!

*She quickly turns off the stove*

Breakfast is served…

[crime-god-offical]

Hehe PC will just eat leftover mortal bones *goes to the fridge*

[poseidon-offical]

Eh, fair.

[crime-god-offical]

But are you okay? Did anything happen while PC was asleep?

[poseidon-offical]

Did you see what I left on your desk?

[crime-god-offical]

Oh yeah there was a scroll there

[poseidon-offical]

Did you read it?

[crime-god-offical]

Not yet

Why?

[poseidon-offical]

Just wondering.

[crime-god-offical]

*munches on their bones*

…

Kelpie, you really do seem mad…

[poseidon-offical]

I am fine!

[crime-god-offical]

Hmm… there’s steam coming off you

*munch munch naw*

[poseidon-offical]

NO THERE’S NOT!

*panicked*

[crime-god-offical]

*points at the steam* that only happens when your really mad

So what happened?

[poseidon-offical]

Nothing!

[crime-god-offical]

Hm yeah and Hades doesn’t like his wife

[poseidon-offical]

MAYBE HE DOESN’T!

[crime-god-offical]

Now PC knows you’re lying

Just tell me!

[poseidon-offical]

NOTHING IS WRONG!

[crime-god-offical]

Liar liar liar >:(

[poseidon-offical]

Maybe I’m afraid to tell you.

[crime-god-offical]

What why?

[poseidon-offical]

Because I don’t want to hurt you.

[crime-god-offical]

Huh? What happened, Poseidon?

[poseidon-offical]

You muttered something in your sleep about hating your brothers, then Helios came and told me to cast you into Tartarus. I refused, of course… but…

[crime-god-offical]

…. But…?

[poseidon-offical]

You hate us?

[crime-god-offical]

what… PC doesn’t- PC… PC doesn’t think so…

[poseidon-offical]

Good.

[crime-god-offical]

…. Does this mean the prophecy is….

[poseidon-offical]

No, it could be your old family.

[crime-god-offical]

old… old family…? Oh yeah…

[poseidon-offical]

Exactly.

[crime-god-offical]

… will you get mad at PC… if… the prophecy comes true?

[poseidon-offical]

It won’t come true.

[crime-god-offical]

What if it does…. What happens then..?

[poseidon-offical]

Then it won’t be your fault.

[crime-god-offical]

What if it is… will… will you hate me?

[poseidon-offical]

I could never.

[crime-god-offical]

Are you sure…?

[poseidon-offical]

Absolutely.

[crime-god-offical]

… thanks Kelpie :3

[poseidon-offical]

Of course, PC.

[crime-god-offical]

<3

Want some bone :D

[poseidon-offical]

No thanks. I’m trying to quit.

…Say, go read that scroll.

[crime-god-offical]

Oki doki *grabs the scroll and opens it* what is it?

[poseidon-offical]

Read.

[crime-god-offical]

*reading softly*

Oh this is a good story

[poseidon-offical]

It’s the Atlantis story.

[crime-god-offical]

Oh yeah the one you told PC at bedtime :D

[poseidon-offical]

…YES!

[crime-god-offical]

Why are you so happy all of a sudden?

[poseidon-offical]

YOU REMEMBER!

[crime-god-offical]

Okay?

[poseidon-offical]

…You remember, right?

[crime-god-offical]

Yeah, you told PC just the other night about it and then you fell asleep halfway and PC had to drag you to bed

[poseidon-offical]

…I don’t remember that last part.

[crime-god-offical]

Yeah because you were asleep dummy

[poseidon-offical]

…Fair.

Do you like it?

[crime-god-offical]

It’s a nice story :3

[poseidon-offical]

Do you want me to read it to you?

[crime-god-offical]

*excited nod*

[poseidon-offical]

YES! OKAY!

[crime-god-offical]

*listening attentively*

[poseidon-offical]

*He begins narrating*

[crime-god-offical]

*listening closely*

[poseidon-offical]

*He continues, getting really into it*

[crime-god-offical]

:00

[poseidon-offical]

*His performance crescendos as he finishes the story*

[crime-god-offical]

Woah :0

[poseidon-offical]

So, yeah.

[crime-god-offical]

That’s a cool story :D

[poseidon-offical]

Thanks.

[crime-god-offical]

PC’s brother used to tell PC stories too

But they were all horror stories

[poseidon-offical]

…Seems like a shitty guy.

[crime-god-offical]

… was a shitty guy *said with a straight face*

[poseidon-offical]

What happened to him?

[crime-god-offical]

Hm… PC… doesn’t know…

[poseidon-offical]

Hm.

[crime-god-offical]

But the horror stories were cool

[poseidon-offical]

I’m glad you think so.

[crime-god-offical]

Yeah… PC wonders what happened to them…

[poseidon-offical]

Yeah…

[crime-god-offical]

Anyways *gets up*

PC got to go and check on the dinosaurs on the infirmary, before Timber tears another hole in the wall again

[poseidon-offical]

Alright, you have fun!

[crime-god-offical]

Bye kelpie *runs away*

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon watches her go*

[poseidon-offical]

*When she’s gone, he starts crying again*

[poseidon-offical]

*After a long time of crying, Poseidon grabs a knife from the kitchen and stabs himself full force in the hand*

[poseidon-offical]

*Sea lays on the floor, bleeding and crying and melting*

[crime-god-offical]

Hm, oh PC left Gerald asleep in PC’s room :0

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon is still there*

[crime-god-offical]

Gerald! Gerald! *approaching the kitchen*

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon quickly fully melts herself into a bloody puddle*

[crime-god-offical]

Gerald, Gerald! Come on… hm? *notices the blood*

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon suppresses her voice*

[poseidon-offical]

*wakes up from nap* Hm, what’s this?

@crime-lord-offical

*Poseidon hears her, but stays silent*

[crime-god-offical]

*yawn* Hm? Oh where did Poseidon go?

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon listens from the doorway*

[crime-god-offical]

*get out of the bed* come on Gerald let’s go find Kelpie :3

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseion sneaks away and pretends he was cooking all along*

[crime-god-offical]

*yawns*

Hello Kelpie :3

[poseidon-offical]

Good morning, PC!

[crime-god-offical]

Morning… were you here all along?

[poseidon-offical]

…We live in the same house.

[crime-god-offical]

Oh

Oh yeah we do :3

Whatcha doing?

[poseidon-offical]

Making food, you?

[crime-god-offical]

Nothing much… *yawns*

PC had a weird dream…

[poseidon-offical]

O-oh really?

[crime-god-offical]

Yeah PC doesn’t remember it well though

[poseidon-offical]

What do you remember?

[crime-god-offical]

Hmmm… lots of fighting… but PC forgot with who

[poseidon-offical]

…Hm.

[crime-god-offical]

Why?

[poseidon-offical]

Just wondering.

[crime-god-offical]

… are you okay? You look upset

[poseidon-offical]

…No! I’m fine!

[crime-god-offical]

Are you sure?

[poseidon-offical]

I’m greaaaat!

[crime-god-offical]

… you seem upset though, and you’re burning the eggs

[poseidon-offical]

FUCK!

*She quickly turns off the stove*

Breakfast is served…

[crime-god-offical]

Hehe PC will just eat leftover mortal bones *goes to the fridge*

[poseidon-offical]

Eh, fair.

[crime-god-offical]

But are you okay? Did anything happen while PC was asleep?

[poseidon-offical]

Did you see what I left on your desk?

[crime-god-offical]

Oh yeah there was a scroll there

[poseidon-offical]

Did you read it?

[crime-god-offical]

Not yet

Why?

[poseidon-offical]

Just wondering.

[crime-god-offical]

*munches on their bones*

…

Kelpie, you really do seem mad…

[poseidon-offical]

I am fine!

[crime-god-offical]

Hmm… there’s steam coming off you

*munch munch naw*

[poseidon-offical]

NO THERE’S NOT!

*panicked*

[crime-god-offical]

*points at the steam* that only happens when your really mad

So what happened?

[poseidon-offical]

Nothing!

[crime-god-offical]

Hm yeah and Hades doesn’t like his wife

[poseidon-offical]

MAYBE HE DOESN’T!

[crime-god-offical]

Now PC knows you’re lying

Just tell me!

[poseidon-offical]

NOTHING IS WRONG!

[crime-god-offical]

Liar liar liar >:(

[poseidon-offical]

Maybe I’m afraid to tell you.

[crime-god-offical]

What why?

[poseidon-offical]

Because I don’t want to hurt you.

[crime-god-offical]

Huh? What happened, Poseidon?

[poseidon-offical]

You muttered something in your sleep about hating your brothers, then Helios came and told me to cast you into Tartarus. I refused, of course… but…

[crime-god-offical]

…. But…?

[poseidon-offical]

You hate us?

[crime-god-offical]

what… PC doesn’t- PC… PC doesn’t think so…

[poseidon-offical]

Good.

[crime-god-offical]

…. Does this mean the prophecy is….

[poseidon-offical]

No, it could be your old family.

[crime-god-offical]

old… old family…? Oh yeah…

[poseidon-offical]

Exactly.

[crime-god-offical]

… will you get mad at PC… if… the prophecy comes true?

[poseidon-offical]

It won’t come true.

[crime-god-offical]

What if it does…. What happens then..?

[poseidon-offical]

Then it won’t be your fault.

[crime-god-offical]

What if it is… will… will you hate me?

[poseidon-offical]

I could never.

[crime-god-offical]

Are you sure…?

[poseidon-offical]

Absolutely.

[crime-god-offical]

… thanks Kelpie :3

[poseidon-offical]

Of course, PC.

[crime-god-offical]

<3

Want some bone :D

[poseidon-offical]

No thanks. I’m trying to quit.

…Say, go read that scroll.

[crime-god-offical]

Oki doki *grabs the scroll and opens it* what is it?

[poseidon-offical]

Read.

[crime-god-offical]

*reading softly*

Oh this is a good story

[poseidon-offical]

It’s the Atlantis story.

[crime-god-offical]

Oh yeah the one you told PC at bedtime :D

[poseidon-offical]

…YES!

[crime-god-offical]

Why are you so happy all of a sudden?

[poseidon-offical]

YOU REMEMBER!

[crime-god-offical]

Okay?

[poseidon-offical]

…You remember, right?

[crime-god-offical]

Yeah, you told PC just the other night about it and then you fell asleep halfway and PC had to drag you to bed

[poseidon-offical]

…I don’t remember that last part.

[crime-god-offical]

Yeah because you were asleep dummy

[poseidon-offical]

…Fair.

Do you like it?

[crime-god-offical]

It’s a nice story :3

[poseidon-offical]

Do you want me to read it to you?

[crime-god-offical]

*excited nod*

[poseidon-offical]

YES! OKAY!

[crime-god-offical]

*listening attentively*

[poseidon-offical]

*He begins narrating*

[crime-god-offical]

*listening closely*

[poseidon-offical]

*He continues, getting really into it*

[crime-god-offical]

:00

[poseidon-offical]

*His performance crescendos as he finishes the story*

[crime-god-offical]

Woah :0

[poseidon-offical]

So, yeah.

[crime-god-offical]

That’s a cool story :D

[poseidon-offical]

Thanks.

[crime-god-offical]

PC’s brother used to tell PC stories too

But they were all horror stories

[poseidon-offical]

…Seems like a shitty guy.

[crime-god-offical]

… was a shitty guy *said with a straight face*

[poseidon-offical]

What happened to him?

[crime-god-offical]

Hm… PC… doesn’t know…

[poseidon-offical]

Hm.

[crime-god-offical]

But the horror stories were cool

[poseidon-offical]

I’m glad you think so.

[crime-god-offical]

Yeah… PC wonders what happened to them…

[poseidon-offical]

Yeah…

[crime-god-offical]

Anyways *gets up*

PC got to go and check on the dinosaurs on the infirmary, before Timber tears another hole in the wall again

[poseidon-offical]

Alright, you have fun!

[crime-god-offical]

Bye kelpie *runs away*

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon watches her go*

[poseidon-offical]

*When she’s gone, he starts crying again*

[poseidon-offical]

*After a long time of crying, Poseidon grabs a knife from the kitchen and stabs himself full force in the hand*

[poseidon-offical]

*Sea lays on the floor, bleeding and crying and melting*

[crime-god-offical]

Hm, oh PC left Gerald asleep in PC’s room :0

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon is still there*

[crime-god-offical]

Gerald! Gerald! *approaching the kitchen*

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon quickly fully melts herself into a bloody puddle*