Ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves

main account: @im-bad-at-names-okay

[poseidon-offical]

Intro post.

Do you know who I am?

I am Poseidon, god of the seas, the storms, and the steed. I am your worst nightmare, or your dream come true.

Age: Longer than mortals have been keeping track.

Prounouns: he/him/his/his/himself, sea/sea/seas/seas/seaself, she/her/her/hers/herself,

Gender: Genderfluid

Wearer of binders

DNI:

Odysseus: you know what you did.

Oil executives: I’ll get to you on my own time.

AI companies: you take even a step toward me and I use all the water in your facilities to destroy your life’s work.

Atlantis conspiracy theorists: come at me with that shit one more time and I’ll take you right where your precious city is.

Sally Jackson: it would just be awkward at this point. I’m sorry.

Umas/other horsepeople: you’re not quite horse but not quite human and that honestly scares me.

Zeus: we’re not having this discussion here.

I DO NOT HAVE ANGER ISSUES!!

[poseidon-offical]

POSEIDON! Po- no, down here you dick! Po-po!!

[Mimos waves his arm in the air, the best he can do given he’s about two apples tall.]

( @your-url-isminenow )

I’m going to squash you in 10 seconds.

[your-url-isminenow]

Ehh.. [he wavered his hand.]

[poseidon-offical]

Huh?

[your-url-isminenow]

I mean.. I guess.

[poseidon-offical]

I don’t…

[your-url-isminenow]

…

[poseidon-offical]

I don’t know what you’re implying…

[your-url-isminenow]

You seem pretty soft on her, I don’t think you really get it.

[poseidon-offical]

I’ve eviscerated her multiple times.

[your-url-isminenow]

That’s basic sibling behavior.

[poseidon-offical]

I don’t… You have a very twisted sense of reality…

[your-url-isminenow]

What? No I don’t.

[poseidon-offical]

You think abuse is the default for relationships.

[kylograyson]

ITS NOT?????

[poseidon-offical]

…

Son.

I just spent five hours explaining this to you.

[kylograyson]

0_O

uhhhhhhhh

*scurries away*

[poseidon-offical]

SON!

[poseidon-offical]

POSEIDON! Po- no, down here you dick! Po-po!!

[Mimos waves his arm in the air, the best he can do given he’s about two apples tall.]

( @your-url-isminenow )

I’m going to squash you in 10 seconds.

[your-url-isminenow]

Ehh.. [he wavered his hand.]

[poseidon-offical]

Huh?

[your-url-isminenow]

I mean.. I guess.

[poseidon-offical]

I don’t…

[your-url-isminenow]

…

[poseidon-offical]

I don’t know what you’re implying…

[your-url-isminenow]

You seem pretty soft on her, I don’t think you really get it.

[poseidon-offical]

I’ve eviscerated her multiple times.

[your-url-isminenow]

That’s basic sibling behavior.

[poseidon-offical]

I don’t… You have a very twisted sense of reality…

[your-url-isminenow]

What? No I don’t.

[poseidon-offical]

You think abuse is the default for relationships.

[your-url-isminenow]

[he rolled his eyes and crossed his arms.] says who?

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon gives him a blank stare*

[your-url-isminenow]

[he stares back.]

[poseidon-offical]

*Sighs and looks away* We’ll work on it.

[your-url-isminenow]

??

[poseidon-offical]

You’ve been heavily groomed and conditioned.

[your-url-isminenow]

I do take amazing care of my hair. [he gives it a flip for emphasis.]

[poseidon-offical]

*Ruffles his hair*

Not what I mean.

[your-url-isminenow]

Wh- hey!-

[poseidon-offical]

Heh.

[your-url-isminenow]

[he combs his hair out with his fingers, totally not hiding a smile.] Dick.

[poseidon-offical]

*Grins* Takes one to know one.

[your-url-isminenow]

Yeah you know a lot about dicks huh? [he starts braiding some of his hair.]

[poseidon-offical]

I thought you said you DIDN’T want to talk about that.

[your-url-isminenow]

I didn’t say anything about joking about it.

[poseidon-offical]

Heh, fair.

[your-url-isminenow]

[he finishes his braid with a hum.] that’s better.

[poseidon-offical]

…That’s pretty cute.

[your-url-isminenow]

Want me to do yours?

[poseidon-offical]

Yes please?

[your-url-isminenow]

Sit down, we’ll need to tame your bed head first.

[poseidon-offical]

*Sits*

[your-url-isminenow]

[he summons his hair brush.] do you have a style in mind?

[poseidon-offical]

Let’s see what you come up with.

[your-url-isminenow]

[he nods and starts brushing out Poseidons hair with surprising gentleness.]

[poseidon-offical]

…Wow…

[your-url-isminenow]

What.

[poseidon-offical]

You’re so… gentle…

[your-url-isminenow]

[he raised an eye brow.] do you want me to be rougher..?

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon holds back a snicker* No…

[your-url-isminenow]

[he hummed and continued brushing.]

[poseidon-offical]

*Closes his eyes, thinking back to when they were kids*

[your-url-isminenow]

[when they were young he spent ages practicing braiding hair, hands once clumsily making messy braids now swiftly working through Poseidons hair.]

[poseidon-offical]

*Smiles*

[your-url-isminenow]

[after another moment or two he sends the brush away.] There.

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon goes to look in a mirror*

…

[your-url-isminenow]

[it looked almost regal, though it was tightly secured.]

[poseidon-offical]

…I love it!

[your-url-isminenow]

.. really?-

[poseidon-offical]

Yes!

*grins widely*

[your-url-isminenow]

Hm.. [he looks away.]

[poseidon-offical]

What??

[your-url-isminenow]

Nothing, just.. wasn’t.. expecting that.. I guess.

[poseidon-offical]

Look at me?

[your-url-isminenow]

[he hesitates before looking back at sea.]

[poseidon-offical]

*Beams* You did a great job, Mimos, I love it.

[your-url-isminenow]

………..

[poseidon-offical]

*Keeps smiling, looking at herself*

[poseidon-offical]

POSEIDON! Po- no, down here you dick! Po-po!!

[Mimos waves his arm in the air, the best he can do given he’s about two apples tall.]

( @your-url-isminenow )

I’m going to squash you in 10 seconds.

[your-url-isminenow]

Ehh.. [he wavered his hand.]

[poseidon-offical]

Huh?

[your-url-isminenow]

I mean.. I guess.

[poseidon-offical]

I don’t…

[your-url-isminenow]

…

[poseidon-offical]

I don’t know what you’re implying…

[your-url-isminenow]

You seem pretty soft on her, I don’t think you really get it.

[poseidon-offical]

I’ve eviscerated her multiple times.

[your-url-isminenow]

That’s basic sibling behavior.

[poseidon-offical]

I don’t… You have a very twisted sense of reality…

[your-url-isminenow]

What? No I don’t.

[poseidon-offical]

You think abuse is the default for relationships.

[kylograyson]

ITS NOT?????

[poseidon-offical]

…

Son.

I just spent five hours explaining this to you.

[poseidon-offical]

POSEIDON! Po- no, down here you dick! Po-po!!

[Mimos waves his arm in the air, the best he can do given he’s about two apples tall.]

( @your-url-isminenow )

I’m going to squash you in 10 seconds.

[your-url-isminenow]

Ehh.. [he wavered his hand.]

[poseidon-offical]

Huh?

[your-url-isminenow]

I mean.. I guess.

[poseidon-offical]

I don’t…

[your-url-isminenow]

…

[poseidon-offical]

I don’t know what you’re implying…

[your-url-isminenow]

You seem pretty soft on her, I don’t think you really get it.

[poseidon-offical]

I’ve eviscerated her multiple times.

[your-url-isminenow]

That’s basic sibling behavior.

[poseidon-offical]

I don’t… You have a very twisted sense of reality…

[your-url-isminenow]

What? No I don’t.

[poseidon-offical]

You think abuse is the default for relationships.

[your-url-isminenow]

[he rolled his eyes and crossed his arms.] says who?

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon gives him a blank stare*

[your-url-isminenow]

[he stares back.]

[poseidon-offical]

*Sighs and looks away* We’ll work on it.

[your-url-isminenow]

??

[poseidon-offical]

You’ve been heavily groomed and conditioned.

[your-url-isminenow]

I do take amazing care of my hair. [he gives it a flip for emphasis.]

[poseidon-offical]

*Ruffles his hair*

Not what I mean.

[your-url-isminenow]

Wh- hey!-

[poseidon-offical]

Heh.

[your-url-isminenow]

[he combs his hair out with his fingers, totally not hiding a smile.] Dick.

[poseidon-offical]

*Grins* Takes one to know one.

[your-url-isminenow]

Yeah you know a lot about dicks huh? [he starts braiding some of his hair.]

[poseidon-offical]

I thought you said you DIDN’T want to talk about that.

[your-url-isminenow]

I didn’t say anything about joking about it.

[poseidon-offical]

Heh, fair.

[your-url-isminenow]

[he finishes his braid with a hum.] that’s better.

[poseidon-offical]

…That’s pretty cute.

[your-url-isminenow]

Want me to do yours?

[poseidon-offical]

Yes please?

[your-url-isminenow]

Sit down, we’ll need to tame your bed head first.

[poseidon-offical]

*Sits*

[your-url-isminenow]

[he summons his hair brush.] do you have a style in mind?

[poseidon-offical]

Let’s see what you come up with.

[your-url-isminenow]

[he nods and starts brushing out Poseidons hair with surprising gentleness.]

[poseidon-offical]

…Wow…

[your-url-isminenow]

What.

[poseidon-offical]

You’re so… gentle…

[your-url-isminenow]

[he raised an eye brow.] do you want me to be rougher..?

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon holds back a snicker* No…

[your-url-isminenow]

[he hummed and continued brushing.]

[poseidon-offical]

*Closes his eyes, thinking back to when they were kids*

[your-url-isminenow]

[when they were young he spent ages practicing braiding hair, hands once clumsily making messy braids now swiftly working through Poseidons hair.]

[poseidon-offical]

*Smiles*

[your-url-isminenow]

[after another moment or two he sends the brush away.] There.

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon goes to look in a mirror*

…

[your-url-isminenow]

[it looked almost regal, though it was tightly secured.]

[poseidon-offical]

…I love it!

[your-url-isminenow]

.. really?-

[poseidon-offical]

Yes!

*grins widely*

[your-url-isminenow]

Hm.. [he looks away.]

[poseidon-offical]

What??

[your-url-isminenow]

Nothing, just.. wasn’t.. expecting that.. I guess.

[poseidon-offical]

Look at me?

[your-url-isminenow]

[he hesitates before looking back at sea.]

[poseidon-offical]

*Beams* You did a great job, Mimos, I love it.

[poseidon-offical]

POSEIDON! Po- no, down here you dick! Po-po!!

[Mimos waves his arm in the air, the best he can do given he’s about two apples tall.]

( @your-url-isminenow )

I’m going to squash you in 10 seconds.

[your-url-isminenow]

Ehh.. [he wavered his hand.]

[poseidon-offical]

Huh?

[your-url-isminenow]

I mean.. I guess.

[poseidon-offical]

I don’t…

[your-url-isminenow]

…

[poseidon-offical]

I don’t know what you’re implying…

[your-url-isminenow]

You seem pretty soft on her, I don’t think you really get it.

[poseidon-offical]

I’ve eviscerated her multiple times.

[your-url-isminenow]

That’s basic sibling behavior.

[poseidon-offical]

I don’t… You have a very twisted sense of reality…

[your-url-isminenow]

What? No I don’t.

[poseidon-offical]

You think abuse is the default for relationships.

[your-url-isminenow]

[he rolled his eyes and crossed his arms.] says who?

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon gives him a blank stare*

[your-url-isminenow]

[he stares back.]

[poseidon-offical]

*Sighs and looks away* We’ll work on it.

[your-url-isminenow]

??

[poseidon-offical]

You’ve been heavily groomed and conditioned.

[your-url-isminenow]

I do take amazing care of my hair. [he gives it a flip for emphasis.]

[poseidon-offical]

*Ruffles his hair*

Not what I mean.

[your-url-isminenow]

Wh- hey!-

[poseidon-offical]

Heh.

[your-url-isminenow]

[he combs his hair out with his fingers, totally not hiding a smile.] Dick.

[poseidon-offical]

*Grins* Takes one to know one.

[your-url-isminenow]

Yeah you know a lot about dicks huh? [he starts braiding some of his hair.]

[poseidon-offical]

I thought you said you DIDN’T want to talk about that.

[your-url-isminenow]

I didn’t say anything about joking about it.

[poseidon-offical]

Heh, fair.

[your-url-isminenow]

[he finishes his braid with a hum.] that’s better.

[poseidon-offical]

…That’s pretty cute.

[your-url-isminenow]

Want me to do yours?

[poseidon-offical]

Yes please?

[your-url-isminenow]

Sit down, we’ll need to tame your bed head first.

[poseidon-offical]

*Sits*

[your-url-isminenow]

[he summons his hair brush.] do you have a style in mind?

[poseidon-offical]

Let’s see what you come up with.

[your-url-isminenow]

[he nods and starts brushing out Poseidons hair with surprising gentleness.]

[poseidon-offical]

…Wow…

[your-url-isminenow]

What.

[poseidon-offical]

You’re so… gentle…

[your-url-isminenow]

[he raised an eye brow.] do you want me to be rougher..?

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon holds back a snicker* No…

[your-url-isminenow]

[he hummed and continued brushing.]

[poseidon-offical]

*Closes his eyes, thinking back to when they were kids*

[your-url-isminenow]

[when they were young he spent ages practicing braiding hair, hands once clumsily making messy braids now swiftly working through Poseidons hair.]

[poseidon-offical]

*Smiles*

[your-url-isminenow]

[after another moment or two he sends the brush away.] There.

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon goes to look in a mirror*

…

[your-url-isminenow]

[it looked almost regal, though it was tightly secured.]

[poseidon-offical]

…I love it!

[your-url-isminenow]

.. really?-

[poseidon-offical]

Yes!

*grins widely*

[your-url-isminenow]

Hm.. [he looks away.]

[poseidon-offical]

What??

[your-url-isminenow]

Nothing, just.. wasn’t.. expecting that.. I guess.

[poseidon-offical]

Look at me?

[poseidon-offical]

POSEIDON! Po- no, down here you dick! Po-po!!

[Mimos waves his arm in the air, the best he can do given he’s about two apples tall.]

( @your-url-isminenow )

I’m going to squash you in 10 seconds.

[your-url-isminenow]

Ehh.. [he wavered his hand.]

[poseidon-offical]

Huh?

[your-url-isminenow]

I mean.. I guess.

[poseidon-offical]

I don’t…

[your-url-isminenow]

…

[poseidon-offical]

I don’t know what you’re implying…

[your-url-isminenow]

You seem pretty soft on her, I don’t think you really get it.

[poseidon-offical]

I’ve eviscerated her multiple times.

[your-url-isminenow]

That’s basic sibling behavior.

[poseidon-offical]

I don’t… You have a very twisted sense of reality…

[your-url-isminenow]

What? No I don’t.

[poseidon-offical]

You think abuse is the default for relationships.

[your-url-isminenow]

[he rolled his eyes and crossed his arms.] says who?

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon gives him a blank stare*

[your-url-isminenow]

[he stares back.]

[poseidon-offical]

*Sighs and looks away* We’ll work on it.

[your-url-isminenow]

??

[poseidon-offical]

You’ve been heavily groomed and conditioned.

[your-url-isminenow]

I do take amazing care of my hair. [he gives it a flip for emphasis.]

[poseidon-offical]

*Ruffles his hair*

Not what I mean.

[your-url-isminenow]

Wh- hey!-

[poseidon-offical]

Heh.

[your-url-isminenow]

[he combs his hair out with his fingers, totally not hiding a smile.] Dick.

[poseidon-offical]

*Grins* Takes one to know one.

[your-url-isminenow]

Yeah you know a lot about dicks huh? [he starts braiding some of his hair.]

[poseidon-offical]

I thought you said you DIDN’T want to talk about that.

[your-url-isminenow]

I didn’t say anything about joking about it.

[poseidon-offical]

Heh, fair.

[your-url-isminenow]

[he finishes his braid with a hum.] that’s better.

[poseidon-offical]

…That’s pretty cute.

[your-url-isminenow]

Want me to do yours?

[poseidon-offical]

Yes please?

[your-url-isminenow]

Sit down, we’ll need to tame your bed head first.

[poseidon-offical]

*Sits*

[your-url-isminenow]

[he summons his hair brush.] do you have a style in mind?

[poseidon-offical]

Let’s see what you come up with.

[your-url-isminenow]

[he nods and starts brushing out Poseidons hair with surprising gentleness.]

[poseidon-offical]

…Wow…

[your-url-isminenow]

What.

[poseidon-offical]

You’re so… gentle…

[your-url-isminenow]

[he raised an eye brow.] do you want me to be rougher..?

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon holds back a snicker* No…

[your-url-isminenow]

[he hummed and continued brushing.]

[poseidon-offical]

*Closes his eyes, thinking back to when they were kids*

[your-url-isminenow]

[when they were young he spent ages practicing braiding hair, hands once clumsily making messy braids now swiftly working through Poseidons hair.]

[poseidon-offical]

*Smiles*

[your-url-isminenow]

[after another moment or two he sends the brush away.] There.

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon goes to look in a mirror*

…

[your-url-isminenow]

[it looked almost regal, though it was tightly secured.]

[poseidon-offical]

…I love it!

[your-url-isminenow]

.. really?-

[poseidon-offical]

Yes!

*grins widely*

[your-url-isminenow]

Hm.. [he looks away.]

[poseidon-offical]

What??

[poseidon-offical]

*Kylo storms up to Poseidon, hair a pure white instead of his normally dyed brown*

You kidnapped and traded my Mother!? You were in on it!?

-@kylograyson (who defends his abusers because he doesn’t know right from wrong)

…

What the fuck?

[kylograyson]

you- You knew! And you let- you let it happen! You hurt my mother! do you even know how fucked up that is!?

[poseidon-offical]

The one who hurt you?

[kylograyson]

*he falters*

she- n-no! She just- she did it for the greater good of me and Cielo’s lives!

[poseidon-offical]

Really.

[kylograyson]

…..I don’t know anymore….

[poseidon-offical]

*Takes 5 hours to explain parental abuse to Kylo*

[kylograyson]

*by the end Kylo looks like the world just ended, which -to Kylo- it did*

oh man…I’m- I’m so stupid…

*he sat down and pulled his knees to his chest*

[poseidon-offical]

Would you like a hug?

[kylograyson]

*Kylo shakes his head and takes a step back*

n-no…I-I’m okay….

[poseidon-offical]

Okay.

Want me to get you something? Garlic fries?

[kylograyson]

*he shook his head, sitting down in the sand*

…

*Kylo thought for a moment*

Did you know I can’t see you like at all? Like, it’s just a blob of color for me, and apparently that’s not normal

[poseidon-offical]

What?!

[kylograyson]

mhm, it’s been like that for like-

*counts on his fingers*

six years

[poseidon-offical]

What happened to make it that way… and how can you read?

[kylograyson]

nearly got my eyes clawed out on a quest when I was 11

oh the words kind of just-

*mimics swooshing sounds*

into my brain

[poseidon-offical]

You need glasses.

[kylograyson]

probably

[poseidon-offical]

Come on, we’re gonna go get you some.

[kylograyson]

okay!

*so turns out Ky is legally(LEGALLY) blind*

[poseidon-offical]

Goddamn kid… we’re going to need to get you a healer, most likely.

[kylograyson]

oh they already tried, that’s why they’re not scarred

monsters’ll do that to ya I guess

[poseidon-offical]

Hm.

[kylograyson]

*cartwheels away*

[poseidon-offical]

Kylo?!

[kylograyson]

*stops*

yeah?

[poseidon-offical]

I love you.

[kylograyson]

Love you too, dad! *continues to cartwheel away*

[poseidon-offical]

Hmmm…

[poseidon-offical]

POSEIDON! Po- no, down here you dick! Po-po!!

[Mimos waves his arm in the air, the best he can do given he’s about two apples tall.]

( @your-url-isminenow )

I’m going to squash you in 10 seconds.

[your-url-isminenow]

Ehh.. [he wavered his hand.]

[poseidon-offical]

Huh?

[your-url-isminenow]

I mean.. I guess.

[poseidon-offical]

I don’t…

[your-url-isminenow]

…

[poseidon-offical]

I don’t know what you’re implying…

[your-url-isminenow]

You seem pretty soft on her, I don’t think you really get it.

[poseidon-offical]

I’ve eviscerated her multiple times.

[your-url-isminenow]

That’s basic sibling behavior.

[poseidon-offical]

I don’t… You have a very twisted sense of reality…

[your-url-isminenow]

What? No I don’t.

[poseidon-offical]

You think abuse is the default for relationships.

[your-url-isminenow]

[he rolled his eyes and crossed his arms.] says who?

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon gives him a blank stare*

[your-url-isminenow]

[he stares back.]

[poseidon-offical]

*Sighs and looks away* We’ll work on it.

[your-url-isminenow]

??

[poseidon-offical]

You’ve been heavily groomed and conditioned.

[your-url-isminenow]

I do take amazing care of my hair. [he gives it a flip for emphasis.]

[poseidon-offical]

*Ruffles his hair*

Not what I mean.

[your-url-isminenow]

Wh- hey!-

[poseidon-offical]

Heh.

[your-url-isminenow]

[he combs his hair out with his fingers, totally not hiding a smile.] Dick.

[poseidon-offical]

*Grins* Takes one to know one.

[your-url-isminenow]

Yeah you know a lot about dicks huh? [he starts braiding some of his hair.]

[poseidon-offical]

I thought you said you DIDN’T want to talk about that.

[your-url-isminenow]

I didn’t say anything about joking about it.

[poseidon-offical]

Heh, fair.

[your-url-isminenow]

[he finishes his braid with a hum.] that’s better.

[poseidon-offical]

…That’s pretty cute.

[your-url-isminenow]

Want me to do yours?

[poseidon-offical]

Yes please?

[your-url-isminenow]

Sit down, we’ll need to tame your bed head first.

[poseidon-offical]

*Sits*

[your-url-isminenow]

[he summons his hair brush.] do you have a style in mind?

[poseidon-offical]

Let’s see what you come up with.

[your-url-isminenow]

[he nods and starts brushing out Poseidons hair with surprising gentleness.]

[poseidon-offical]

…Wow…

[your-url-isminenow]

What.

[poseidon-offical]

You’re so… gentle…

[your-url-isminenow]

[he raised an eye brow.] do you want me to be rougher..?

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon holds back a snicker* No…

[your-url-isminenow]

[he hummed and continued brushing.]

[poseidon-offical]

*Closes his eyes, thinking back to when they were kids*

[your-url-isminenow]

[when they were young he spent ages practicing braiding hair, hands once clumsily making messy braids now swiftly working through Poseidons hair.]

[poseidon-offical]

*Smiles*

[your-url-isminenow]

[after another moment or two he sends the brush away.] There.

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon goes to look in a mirror*

…

[your-url-isminenow]

[it looked almost regal, though it was tightly secured.]

[poseidon-offical]

…I love it!

[your-url-isminenow]

.. really?-

[poseidon-offical]

Yes!

*grins widely*

[poseidon-offical]

*Kylo storms up to Poseidon, hair a pure white instead of his normally dyed brown*

You kidnapped and traded my Mother!? You were in on it!?

-@kylograyson (who defends his abusers because he doesn’t know right from wrong)

…

What the fuck?

[kylograyson]

you- You knew! And you let- you let it happen! You hurt my mother! do you even know how fucked up that is!?

[poseidon-offical]

The one who hurt you?

[kylograyson]

*he falters*

she- n-no! She just- she did it for the greater good of me and Cielo’s lives!

[poseidon-offical]

Really.

[kylograyson]

…..I don’t know anymore….

[poseidon-offical]

*Takes 5 hours to explain parental abuse to Kylo*

[kylograyson]

*by the end Kylo looks like the world just ended, which -to Kylo- it did*

oh man…I’m- I’m so stupid…

*he sat down and pulled his knees to his chest*

[poseidon-offical]

Would you like a hug?

[kylograyson]

*Kylo shakes his head and takes a step back*

n-no…I-I’m okay….

[poseidon-offical]

Okay.

Want me to get you something? Garlic fries?

[kylograyson]

*he shook his head, sitting down in the sand*

…

*Kylo thought for a moment*

Did you know I can’t see you like at all? Like, it’s just a blob of color for me, and apparently that’s not normal

[poseidon-offical]

What?!

[kylograyson]

mhm, it’s been like that for like-

*counts on his fingers*

six years

[poseidon-offical]

What happened to make it that way… and how can you read?

[kylograyson]

nearly got my eyes clawed out on a quest when I was 11

oh the words kind of just-

*mimics swooshing sounds*

into my brain

[poseidon-offical]

You need glasses.

[kylograyson]

probably

[poseidon-offical]

Come on, we’re gonna go get you some.

[kylograyson]

okay!

*so turns out Ky is legally(LEGALLY) blind*

[poseidon-offical]

Goddamn kid… we’re going to need to get you a healer, most likely.

[kylograyson]

oh they already tried, that’s why they’re not scarred

monsters’ll do that to ya I guess

[poseidon-offical]

Hm.

[kylograyson]

*cartwheels away*

[poseidon-offical]

Kylo?!

[kylograyson]

*stops*

yeah?

[poseidon-offical]

I love you.

[poseidon-offical]

POSEIDON! Po- no, down here you dick! Po-po!!

[Mimos waves his arm in the air, the best he can do given he’s about two apples tall.]

( @your-url-isminenow )

I’m going to squash you in 10 seconds.

[your-url-isminenow]

Ehh.. [he wavered his hand.]

[poseidon-offical]

Huh?

[your-url-isminenow]

I mean.. I guess.

[poseidon-offical]

I don’t…

[your-url-isminenow]

…

[poseidon-offical]

I don’t know what you’re implying…

[your-url-isminenow]

You seem pretty soft on her, I don’t think you really get it.

[poseidon-offical]

I’ve eviscerated her multiple times.

[your-url-isminenow]

That’s basic sibling behavior.

[poseidon-offical]

I don’t… You have a very twisted sense of reality…

[your-url-isminenow]

What? No I don’t.

[poseidon-offical]

You think abuse is the default for relationships.

[your-url-isminenow]

[he rolled his eyes and crossed his arms.] says who?

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon gives him a blank stare*

[your-url-isminenow]

[he stares back.]

[poseidon-offical]

*Sighs and looks away* We’ll work on it.

[your-url-isminenow]

??

[poseidon-offical]

You’ve been heavily groomed and conditioned.

[your-url-isminenow]

I do take amazing care of my hair. [he gives it a flip for emphasis.]

[poseidon-offical]

*Ruffles his hair*

Not what I mean.

[your-url-isminenow]

Wh- hey!-

[poseidon-offical]

Heh.

[your-url-isminenow]

[he combs his hair out with his fingers, totally not hiding a smile.] Dick.

[poseidon-offical]

*Grins* Takes one to know one.

[your-url-isminenow]

Yeah you know a lot about dicks huh? [he starts braiding some of his hair.]

[poseidon-offical]

I thought you said you DIDN’T want to talk about that.

[your-url-isminenow]

I didn’t say anything about joking about it.

[poseidon-offical]

Heh, fair.

[your-url-isminenow]

[he finishes his braid with a hum.] that’s better.

[poseidon-offical]

…That’s pretty cute.

[your-url-isminenow]

Want me to do yours?

[poseidon-offical]

Yes please?

[your-url-isminenow]

Sit down, we’ll need to tame your bed head first.

[poseidon-offical]

*Sits*

[your-url-isminenow]

[he summons his hair brush.] do you have a style in mind?

[poseidon-offical]

Let’s see what you come up with.

[your-url-isminenow]

[he nods and starts brushing out Poseidons hair with surprising gentleness.]

[poseidon-offical]

…Wow…

[your-url-isminenow]

What.

[poseidon-offical]

You’re so… gentle…

[your-url-isminenow]

[he raised an eye brow.] do you want me to be rougher..?

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon holds back a snicker* No…

[your-url-isminenow]

[he hummed and continued brushing.]

[poseidon-offical]

*Closes his eyes, thinking back to when they were kids*

[your-url-isminenow]

[when they were young he spent ages practicing braiding hair, hands once clumsily making messy braids now swiftly working through Poseidons hair.]

[poseidon-offical]

*Smiles*

[your-url-isminenow]

[after another moment or two he sends the brush away.] There.

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon goes to look in a mirror*

…

[your-url-isminenow]

[it looked almost regal, though it was tightly secured.]

[poseidon-offical]

…I love it!

[poseidon-offical]

*Kylo storms up to Poseidon, hair a pure white instead of his normally dyed brown*

You kidnapped and traded my Mother!? You were in on it!?

-@kylograyson (who defends his abusers because he doesn’t know right from wrong)

…

What the fuck?

[kylograyson]

you- You knew! And you let- you let it happen! You hurt my mother! do you even know how fucked up that is!?

[poseidon-offical]

The one who hurt you?

[kylograyson]

*he falters*

she- n-no! She just- she did it for the greater good of me and Cielo’s lives!

[poseidon-offical]

Really.

[kylograyson]

…..I don’t know anymore….

[poseidon-offical]

*Takes 5 hours to explain parental abuse to Kylo*

[kylograyson]

*by the end Kylo looks like the world just ended, which -to Kylo- it did*

oh man…I’m- I’m so stupid…

*he sat down and pulled his knees to his chest*

[poseidon-offical]

Would you like a hug?

[kylograyson]

*Kylo shakes his head and takes a step back*

n-no…I-I’m okay….

[poseidon-offical]

Okay.

Want me to get you something? Garlic fries?

[kylograyson]

*he shook his head, sitting down in the sand*

…

*Kylo thought for a moment*

Did you know I can’t see you like at all? Like, it’s just a blob of color for me, and apparently that’s not normal

[poseidon-offical]

What?!

[kylograyson]

mhm, it’s been like that for like-

*counts on his fingers*

six years

[poseidon-offical]

What happened to make it that way… and how can you read?

[kylograyson]

nearly got my eyes clawed out on a quest when I was 11

oh the words kind of just-

*mimics swooshing sounds*

into my brain

[poseidon-offical]

You need glasses.

[kylograyson]

probably

[poseidon-offical]

Come on, we’re gonna go get you some.

[kylograyson]

okay!

*so turns out Ky is legally(LEGALLY) blind*

[poseidon-offical]

Goddamn kid… we’re going to need to get you a healer, most likely.

[kylograyson]

oh they already tried, that’s why they’re not scarred

monsters’ll do that to ya I guess

[poseidon-offical]

Hm.

[kylograyson]

*cartwheels away*

[poseidon-offical]

Kylo?!

[poseidon-offical]

*Kylo storms up to Poseidon, hair a pure white instead of his normally dyed brown*

You kidnapped and traded my Mother!? You were in on it!?

-@kylograyson (who defends his abusers because he doesn’t know right from wrong)

…

What the fuck?

[kylograyson]

you- You knew! And you let- you let it happen! You hurt my mother! do you even know how fucked up that is!?

[poseidon-offical]

The one who hurt you?

[kylograyson]

*he falters*

she- n-no! She just- she did it for the greater good of me and Cielo’s lives!

[poseidon-offical]

Really.

[kylograyson]

…..I don’t know anymore….

[poseidon-offical]

*Takes 5 hours to explain parental abuse to Kylo*

[kylograyson]

*by the end Kylo looks like the world just ended, which -to Kylo- it did*

oh man…I’m- I’m so stupid…

*he sat down and pulled his knees to his chest*

[poseidon-offical]

Would you like a hug?

[kylograyson]

*Kylo shakes his head and takes a step back*

n-no…I-I’m okay….

[poseidon-offical]

Okay.

Want me to get you something? Garlic fries?

[kylograyson]

*he shook his head, sitting down in the sand*

…

*Kylo thought for a moment*

Did you know I can’t see you like at all? Like, it’s just a blob of color for me, and apparently that’s not normal

[poseidon-offical]

What?!

[kylograyson]

mhm, it’s been like that for like-

*counts on his fingers*

six years

[poseidon-offical]

What happened to make it that way… and how can you read?

[kylograyson]

nearly got my eyes clawed out on a quest when I was 11

oh the words kind of just-

*mimics swooshing sounds*

into my brain

[poseidon-offical]

You need glasses.

[kylograyson]

probably

[poseidon-offical]

Come on, we’re gonna go get you some.

[kylograyson]

okay!

*so turns out Ky is legally(LEGALLY) blind*

[poseidon-offical]

Goddamn kid… we’re going to need to get you a healer, most likely.

[kylograyson]

oh they already tried, that’s why they’re not scarred

monsters’ll do that to ya I guess

[poseidon-offical]

Hm.

[poseidon-offical]

*Kylo storms up to Poseidon, hair a pure white instead of his normally dyed brown*

You kidnapped and traded my Mother!? You were in on it!?

-@kylograyson (who defends his abusers because he doesn’t know right from wrong)

…

What the fuck?

[kylograyson]

you- You knew! And you let- you let it happen! You hurt my mother! do you even know how fucked up that is!?

[poseidon-offical]

The one who hurt you?

[kylograyson]

*he falters*

she- n-no! She just- she did it for the greater good of me and Cielo’s lives!

[poseidon-offical]

Really.

[kylograyson]

…..I don’t know anymore….

[poseidon-offical]

*Takes 5 hours to explain parental abuse to Kylo*

[kylograyson]

*by the end Kylo looks like the world just ended, which -to Kylo- it did*

oh man…I’m- I’m so stupid…

*he sat down and pulled his knees to his chest*

[poseidon-offical]

Would you like a hug?

[kylograyson]

*Kylo shakes his head and takes a step back*

n-no…I-I’m okay….

[poseidon-offical]

Okay.

Want me to get you something? Garlic fries?

[kylograyson]

*he shook his head, sitting down in the sand*

…

*Kylo thought for a moment*

Did you know I can’t see you like at all? Like, it’s just a blob of color for me, and apparently that’s not normal

[poseidon-offical]

What?!

[kylograyson]

mhm, it’s been like that for like-

*counts on his fingers*

six years

[poseidon-offical]

What happened to make it that way… and how can you read?

[kylograyson]

nearly got my eyes clawed out on a quest when I was 11

oh the words kind of just-

*mimics swooshing sounds*

into my brain

[poseidon-offical]

You need glasses.

[kylograyson]

probably

[poseidon-offical]

Come on, we’re gonna go get you some.

[kylograyson]

okay!

*so turns out Ky is legally(LEGALLY) blind*

[poseidon-offical]

Goddamn kid… we’re going to need to get you a healer, most likely.

[poseidon-offical]

*Kylo storms up to Poseidon, hair a pure white instead of his normally dyed brown*

You kidnapped and traded my Mother!? You were in on it!?

-@kylograyson (who defends his abusers because he doesn’t know right from wrong)

…

What the fuck?

[kylograyson]

you- You knew! And you let- you let it happen! You hurt my mother! do you even know how fucked up that is!?

[poseidon-offical]

The one who hurt you?

[kylograyson]

*he falters*

she- n-no! She just- she did it for the greater good of me and Cielo’s lives!

[poseidon-offical]

Really.

[kylograyson]

…..I don’t know anymore….

[poseidon-offical]

*Takes 5 hours to explain parental abuse to Kylo*

[kylograyson]

*by the end Kylo looks like the world just ended, which -to Kylo- it did*

oh man…I’m- I’m so stupid…

*he sat down and pulled his knees to his chest*

[poseidon-offical]

Would you like a hug?

[kylograyson]

*Kylo shakes his head and takes a step back*

n-no…I-I’m okay….

[poseidon-offical]

Okay.

Want me to get you something? Garlic fries?

[kylograyson]

*he shook his head, sitting down in the sand*

…

*Kylo thought for a moment*

Did you know I can’t see you like at all? Like, it’s just a blob of color for me, and apparently that’s not normal

[poseidon-offical]

What?!

[kylograyson]

mhm, it’s been like that for like-

*counts on his fingers*

six years

[poseidon-offical]

What happened to make it that way… and how can you read?

[kylograyson]

nearly got my eyes clawed out on a quest when I was 11

oh the words kind of just-

*mimics swooshing sounds*

into my brain

[poseidon-offical]

You need glasses.

[kylograyson]

probably

[poseidon-offical]

Come on, we’re gonna go get you some.

[poseidon-offical]

POSEIDON! Po- no, down here you dick! Po-po!!

[Mimos waves his arm in the air, the best he can do given he’s about two apples tall.]

( @your-url-isminenow )

I’m going to squash you in 10 seconds.

[your-url-isminenow]

Ehh.. [he wavered his hand.]

[poseidon-offical]

Huh?

[your-url-isminenow]

I mean.. I guess.

[poseidon-offical]

I don’t…

[your-url-isminenow]

…

[poseidon-offical]

I don’t know what you’re implying…

[your-url-isminenow]

You seem pretty soft on her, I don’t think you really get it.

[poseidon-offical]

I’ve eviscerated her multiple times.

[your-url-isminenow]

That’s basic sibling behavior.

[poseidon-offical]

I don’t… You have a very twisted sense of reality…

[your-url-isminenow]

What? No I don’t.

[poseidon-offical]

You think abuse is the default for relationships.

[your-url-isminenow]

[he rolled his eyes and crossed his arms.] says who?

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon gives him a blank stare*

[your-url-isminenow]

[he stares back.]

[poseidon-offical]

*Sighs and looks away* We’ll work on it.

[your-url-isminenow]

??

[poseidon-offical]

You’ve been heavily groomed and conditioned.

[your-url-isminenow]

I do take amazing care of my hair. [he gives it a flip for emphasis.]

[poseidon-offical]

*Ruffles his hair*

Not what I mean.

[your-url-isminenow]

Wh- hey!-

[poseidon-offical]

Heh.

[your-url-isminenow]

[he combs his hair out with his fingers, totally not hiding a smile.] Dick.

[poseidon-offical]

*Grins* Takes one to know one.

[your-url-isminenow]

Yeah you know a lot about dicks huh? [he starts braiding some of his hair.]

[poseidon-offical]

I thought you said you DIDN’T want to talk about that.

[your-url-isminenow]

I didn’t say anything about joking about it.

[poseidon-offical]

Heh, fair.

[your-url-isminenow]

[he finishes his braid with a hum.] that’s better.

[poseidon-offical]

…That’s pretty cute.

[your-url-isminenow]

Want me to do yours?

[poseidon-offical]

Yes please?

[your-url-isminenow]

Sit down, we’ll need to tame your bed head first.

[poseidon-offical]

*Sits*

[your-url-isminenow]

[he summons his hair brush.] do you have a style in mind?

[poseidon-offical]

Let’s see what you come up with.

[your-url-isminenow]

[he nods and starts brushing out Poseidons hair with surprising gentleness.]

[poseidon-offical]

…Wow…

[your-url-isminenow]

What.

[poseidon-offical]

You’re so… gentle…

[your-url-isminenow]

[he raised an eye brow.] do you want me to be rougher..?

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon holds back a snicker* No…

[your-url-isminenow]

[he hummed and continued brushing.]

[poseidon-offical]

*Closes his eyes, thinking back to when they were kids*

[your-url-isminenow]

[when they were young he spent ages practicing braiding hair, hands once clumsily making messy braids now swiftly working through Poseidons hair.]

[poseidon-offical]

*Smiles*

[your-url-isminenow]

[after another moment or two he sends the brush away.] There.

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon goes to look in a mirror*

…

[poseidon-offical]

POSEIDON! Po- no, down here you dick! Po-po!!

[Mimos waves his arm in the air, the best he can do given he’s about two apples tall.]

( @your-url-isminenow )

I’m going to squash you in 10 seconds.

[your-url-isminenow]

Ehh.. [he wavered his hand.]

[poseidon-offical]

Huh?

[your-url-isminenow]

I mean.. I guess.

[poseidon-offical]

I don’t…

[your-url-isminenow]

…

[poseidon-offical]

I don’t know what you’re implying…

[your-url-isminenow]

You seem pretty soft on her, I don’t think you really get it.

[poseidon-offical]

I’ve eviscerated her multiple times.

[your-url-isminenow]

That’s basic sibling behavior.

[poseidon-offical]

I don’t… You have a very twisted sense of reality…

[your-url-isminenow]

What? No I don’t.

[poseidon-offical]

You think abuse is the default for relationships.

[your-url-isminenow]

[he rolled his eyes and crossed his arms.] says who?

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon gives him a blank stare*

[your-url-isminenow]

[he stares back.]

[poseidon-offical]

*Sighs and looks away* We’ll work on it.

[your-url-isminenow]

??

[poseidon-offical]

You’ve been heavily groomed and conditioned.

[your-url-isminenow]

I do take amazing care of my hair. [he gives it a flip for emphasis.]

[poseidon-offical]

*Ruffles his hair*

Not what I mean.

[your-url-isminenow]

Wh- hey!-

[poseidon-offical]

Heh.

[your-url-isminenow]

[he combs his hair out with his fingers, totally not hiding a smile.] Dick.

[poseidon-offical]

*Grins* Takes one to know one.

[your-url-isminenow]

Yeah you know a lot about dicks huh? [he starts braiding some of his hair.]

[poseidon-offical]

I thought you said you DIDN’T want to talk about that.

[your-url-isminenow]

I didn’t say anything about joking about it.

[poseidon-offical]

Heh, fair.

[your-url-isminenow]

[he finishes his braid with a hum.] that’s better.

[poseidon-offical]

…That’s pretty cute.

[your-url-isminenow]

Want me to do yours?

[poseidon-offical]

Yes please?

[your-url-isminenow]

Sit down, we’ll need to tame your bed head first.

[poseidon-offical]

*Sits*

[your-url-isminenow]

[he summons his hair brush.] do you have a style in mind?

[poseidon-offical]

Let’s see what you come up with.

[your-url-isminenow]

[he nods and starts brushing out Poseidons hair with surprising gentleness.]

[poseidon-offical]

…Wow…

[your-url-isminenow]

What.

[poseidon-offical]

You’re so… gentle…

[your-url-isminenow]

[he raised an eye brow.] do you want me to be rougher..?

[poseidon-offical]

*Poseidon holds back a snicker* No…

[your-url-isminenow]

[he hummed and continued brushing.]

[poseidon-offical]

*Closes his eyes, thinking back to when they were kids*

[your-url-isminenow]

[when they were young he spent ages practicing braiding hair, hands once clumsily making messy braids now swiftly working through Poseidons hair.]

[poseidon-offical]

*Smiles*