Raven

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[lobotomy-unicorn]

What if I. Like. Bit you. What then.

PROMISE??????????

[lobotomy-unicorn]

Have you thought about getting a Subaru?

@randythehacker

Bird flight is free and much more convenient.

[lobotomy-unicorn]

Raven it seems

[cringes a little bit]

You are grandfather now

I just found out I have a child

I know you don't want this

but I wanted to let you know about this

@crimson-the-raven

I'm not??? Your father???? This has??? Nothing to do with me????

[finite-and-infinite-one]

Nobody likes me on account of my awful personality and wildly inconsistent demeanor have they considered that I'm

• Hot

??

[lobotomy-unicorn]

I like you! But that's because I enjoy getting blown up, shot, hit by cars, getting turned inside out on a whim...

[finite-and-infinite-one]

Nobody likes me on account of my awful personality and wildly inconsistent demeanor have they considered that I'm

• Hot

??

[aforgotto]

I like that he's just fine with it

[lobotomy-unicorn]

He is a freak I hope he dies

[hiruandonyokai]

:(

[lobotomy-unicorn]

You know what you did.

[hiruandonyokai]

:((((((((((((

[lobotomy-unicorn]

Why are you looking at me like that?

[hiruandonyokai]

cause ur being mean </3 /silly /lh

[finite-and-infinite-one]

You two should kiss

[hiruandonyokai]

wuh

[finite-and-infinite-one]

👍

[lobotomy-unicorn]

He's got a point.

[kreachvera]

danganronpa in 2024..? hello ...?

[depsidase]

[lhavdil]

[ID: a newspaper advertisement column. in the 'wanted' section one job being offered is:

Martyrs – Job involved dying in crosswalk to force city to install signal there. Set your own hours.

end ID.]

[s-ko-the-ghost]

@lobotomy-unicorn you might like thissss.....

[lobotomy-unicorn]

WHERE DO I SIGN UP????

[lobotomy-unicorn]

Raven why did I find a bunch of pictures of your ass on my boyfriend's computer

@zappayourlocalghostexpert

I DON'T KNOWWWW

[lobotomy-unicorn]

Raven do you have a child I saw some guy in his 20s who looked a lot like you yelling at a dirt mound in the woods behind my house

@zappayourlocalghostexpert

I swore I'd never have children. What the fuck are you talking about?

[ghost-researcher]

He even has a hood and turned into a bird afterwards

Are you sure you didn't have any children

[lobotomy-unicorn]

I'd sure hope I don't. Also, I... don't think clothes are genetically passed down.

[crimson-the-raven]

That was me I was getting rid of a dead body

And also raven I am clone of you so I am technically your son but the other Raven on this site considers me a son so I already have a dad now so you don't have to put up with me as much

[lobotomy-unicorn]

Uh, no. Absolutely not. I want nothing to do with this.

[crimson-the-raven]

And you won't have anything to do with it

I am going to leave you alone I just thought I should let you know the truth

The one who made me did not find any difficulty when finding a sample of your DNA to clone you so maybe if you did go into the battlefield hoping to get hit for your own pleasure you wouldn't have to deal with me

And by the way I got half of your trauma

[and then he turns into a bird and flies off]

[ghost-researcher]

What!!!!!

You were cloned!!!!!!!

[lobotomy-unicorn]

I have no interest in clones, or any of you people's business. This is all very confusing and I am frankly too old to care.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I've been enjoying photography lately, and I'd like to go take pictures. Good day.

[lobotomy-unicorn]

Raven do you have a child I saw some guy in his 20s who looked a lot like you yelling at a dirt mound in the woods behind my house

@zappayourlocalghostexpert

I swore I'd never have children. What the fuck are you talking about?

[ghost-researcher]

He even has a hood and turned into a bird afterwards

Are you sure you didn't have any children

[lobotomy-unicorn]

I'd sure hope I don't. Also, I... don't think clothes are genetically passed down.

[crimson-the-raven]

That was me I was getting rid of a dead body

And also raven I am clone of you so I am technically your son but the other Raven on this site considers me a son so I already have a dad now so you don't have to put up with me as much

[lobotomy-unicorn]

Uh, no. Absolutely not. I want nothing to do with this.

[lobotomy-unicorn]

Raven do you have a child I saw some guy in his 20s who looked a lot like you yelling at a dirt mound in the woods behind my house

@zappayourlocalghostexpert

I swore I'd never have children. What the fuck are you talking about?

[ghost-researcher]

He even has a hood and turned into a bird afterwards

Are you sure you didn't have any children

[lobotomy-unicorn]

I'd sure hope I don't. Also, I... don't think clothes are genetically passed down.

[lobotomy-unicorn]

Raven do you have a child I saw some guy in his 20s who looked a lot like you yelling at a dirt mound in the woods behind my house

@zappayourlocalghostexpert

I swore I'd never have children. What the fuck are you talking about?

[lobotomy-unicorn]

Another raven this is interesting

@crimson-the-raven

Oh. Scary.

[crimson-the-raven]

I would ask which one of you had the DNA that they used to create me but I don't think either of you know

I don't consider that answer important right now

[lobotomy-unicorn]

I'm sorry? I'm unfamiliar.

[lobotomy-unicorn]

Another raven this is interesting

@crimson-the-raven

Oh. Scary.

[lobotomy-unicorn]

As the bed frame says 42 69 74 63 68 🫵

[ @aarielss ]

Hm? Oh. You. Aren't you normal now?

[aarielss]

As normal as ever!

[lobotomy-unicorn]

Frightening.

[lobotomy-unicorn]

As the bed frame says 42 69 74 63 68 🫵

[ @aarielss ]

Hm? Oh. You. Aren't you normal now?