I spent the time of my life writing a voice script for Aubrey at Indie Fortress
Not all possible lines from the game but only the most important ones
-Start of the match
Bullets Delivery !
Time to kick some ass
Turn it up
Hell yeeeeeeeea
Show time
Let's rock it on
Rise and shine, fellas, let's win this
Time to break it down
-Domination (Without any specific character)
Does the ground taste good there?
You should have known that the last thing you would see in your life would be the muzzle of my gun
If you were looking for someone to step on you, you found it.
EAT THIS
Put your mangy ass out, piece of shit
Ohh well, I thought it was going to be a real fight
Disappoint me less next time!
Hey, did anyone see the competition? Because I only see people being humiliated!
If that was the best you got, you don't even need to go back, okay?
If you gonna fall like this, better not leave spawn, chucklehead
I'm gonna need a counter to see how many times I'm going to shoot you until you fall, huh
I'm the best! Now repeat after me, I. OWNED. YOUR. ASS
Haha, someone here needs some survival lessons, huh?
-Dominating another Scout
Don't try to displace me who was born for the throne, faker
In the end we know that the original always remains on top
Try to come up with an excuse not to come next time.
And that's the difference between those who face and those who run
Dominating Soldier (Peppino)
Did your fat ass slow you down ?
This is the tortoise versus the hare, diabetes man
Learn to speak good English so you can come at me, Italian
Nice hustles, Chronic Anxiety. Don't forget your diabetes meds when you get back
You stupidly embarrassed your uniform, nothing new here
Your breath is worse than the seasoning on my grandma's pasta. And look, she's already dead
Pineapple on pizza is enough to ruin your brain, frankly.
Just relax, take a deep breath and enjoy your death
I only advanced your side, you would already die of a heart attack
-Dominating Pyro (Sunny)
If you want to settle our accounts, then stop murmuring
We've done this before, needing Kel to hide your ugly face?
There is no funeral for you, you don't deserve one
Fire won't hide your pain in your soul, and I'll make it worse
I'm not gonna ask you to give a message to Mari, you might be burning in hell
You should never have left your bubble, now your fear is me now
For a guy who never says anything, you're pretty predictable!
After all the years you dare to show your face to me, then I will give you instant karma
Hiding your ass from me doesn't work, not now or ever again
I just wanted to know… did you really think you were going to escape me forever?
-Dominating Demoman (Anton)
Try to bomb this here, drunk beggar
Guess what, I'm faster than hell, burp machine
I'm a Wrecking Ball chasing your ass to kick it out of here, demolisher
It will be difficult to reach the speed of my burst with half a dozen alcohol
So this is the guy who faced Satan, I think it was just the expired whiskey
Honestly, I'm not used to facing street beggars in a war
If you really aren't even afraid of the devil, then I'm your fear
Don't try to drink to forget me, I'll make you redder with anger
And that? All this badass fame and you can't even stand up straight?
-Dominating Heavy (Susie)
Eat it, Roidy
Don't try to hide your ugly face from me, my bullets are faster
Get your asteroids here, your extinction is quick like me
From here I declare you extinct
Don't even try to pass me, I'm just gonna make you more purple
Better use your prehistoric reptilian brain next time
Bid farewell to what remains of your race, dinosaur
If a minigun couldn't hit me, I think the problem is with you.
Cry some more, sassy, make my day better
-Dominating Engineer (Gerome)
Here's an equation for you, My bullets + Your skull = Your fat brain spread out on the floor
You should calculate my speed first to try to hit me, smartass
Ah yes, cathetus of the ipotenuse will save you from me, just blink and you are already being dominated
I just wanted to know who authorized the janitor to use weapons, that was easier than I imagined
Now it's going to be me using your face to clean up the rest of your brain scattered on the floor
Now sentries are prohibited, I want to see you dare to return after this
Do you have anything intelligent to say now, janitor?
-Dominating Medic (Hero)
Tell me, doctor, who is useless now?
There's nothing to heal here, I've already massacred your entire battalion
Holy God, you are as slow as Kel
Medical school won't save you here, housewife
No one ever needed your help, you know
I'll be a bully, now I'm your worst enemy, weirdo nerd
Here's the truth that Sunny didn't tell you, you're a sissy faggot
Nothing personal, your fake perfect attitude just irritates everyone, you maniac
Get out of here and go back to the kitchen, nurse
Here's your reward, fancy pants, gunpowder exploding in your face
-Dominating Sniper (Kris)
Oh god, is this serious? Nobody likes snipers, stop acting like the cold and calculating
Kris's big tactic is… ignore everyone? Freaking innovative, you bully magnet
Hey, moron! Is staying silent a strategy… or just a lack of courage?
This "mysterious silence" thing is just an excuse to not face what scares you…it doesn't surprise me
Try taking a headshot on this one, faggot emo
Take off that fringe if you want to hit me first, son of a hatchet
There's something I have that you don't have… the morality to say something
Just doing everyone a favor, dirty camper
-Dominating Spy (Chara)
You. Are. Adopted. You have no morals to say anything about me
Return to the cave you came out of immediately, sneaky cockroach
You're like cockroaches and rats, they only serve to crush
Don't try to hide your fat ass from me, he always asks me to kick him, bimbo
Your cave rat smell reveals your disguise, idiot, so better run from me
I was never on your side, just like everyone else, you parasite
Your corwardice disgusts everyone, and thank God, you're dead
Try to take a stab at this here, you sneaky chick
Ah, I thought the "monster" was going to give me a challenge… it just made me sleepy
You like a knife in the back, right? Too bad I prefer head-on shooting!
All the Spy equipment to lose like that? Oh, what a waste of drama!
-Activate Charge
Turn it up, doc
Rock it on, doc
Rock that shit, hero
Let's break it down, hero
Drop that crap, homie
-Cart going back (Defense)
let's send them to the hole they came from
Keep going at this pace, we are humiliating
I work with winners, this game is already won
This is far from over, push the kart
Victory is sweet, for all of us
-Cart going back (Offense)
This is ridiculous, where did you guys learn to shoot?
You all only have one job, push that bomb
Nobody here is retarded, push that damn kart
I'm not going to get fired because of all of you guys, push that freakin goddamn kart
It seems like I'm doing everything, do you guys want a discount on your salary?
-Cart going foward (Defense)
I'm not going to suffer a pay cut because of all of you, stop those dyslexics
Work you idiots, they are proceeding with that bomb
Just tell me who's holding the team back and I'll fix it myself
All you have to do is push them back into the hole, it's so hard to do just one task
Someone stop those imbeciles, they're pushing the bomb at us
-Cart going foward (Offense)
Everyone with me, PUSH
Push the bomb, dumbasses, push that shit
Don't stop to sing victory before the time, keep moving forward
This is far from over here, let's get 'em
I can see their base from here, the victory is all ours
-Push the cart
Push that bomb now
Push that card now, they're coming
Push the damn card, dumbasses
I'm not going to do this alone, push the cart
Make this bomb move forward, in any way possible
PUSH. THE. CARD. BASTARDS
Let's go Let's go Let's go, we have work to do
-Stop the Cart
Everybody, stop that bomb.
Push that thing back in the hole
Push that thing back where it shouldn't have gone
They're still pushing the bomb, you retards
Stop that thing, stop that goddamn cart
I still see them advancing with the bomb, you useless idiots
Our time is now, stop those little shits
I refuse to not complain, do your jobs and stop those incompetents
-Captured control point
All ours, their entire base is ours
That's what I'm talking about!
And it didn't even get my t-shirt dirty. What's next?
And the prize for being in charge of this whole mess goes to… me here
Take this tasty point and give it to me
Today I rented the whole day just for myself
This point is mine, don't even try to touch it
Y'all should have known that I would come back to get my point
Look at me, this is my territory now
You all are in my turf now
Get your lazy asses out of my turf, morons
-Match tied
Today is not my day…what a disappointment
Oh Dear God, just kill me already
Since we're here I wanted to ask what you all were doing
You all managed to be worse than the other team, congratulations
It has to be a joke, it's not possible
WHY ? JUST WHY?
Oh come on, gimme a break
Is this some kind of sick joke?
-Revenge
You got yourself in trouble, moron, now you better hold your nerves
Guess what, I always dominate
Back to you, blockhead
Yeah, Yeah, Try to kill me again, I can always rub your face on the hot floor again
The law of return always works, so it's better to stick with it
Don't try to run from me, I always win
-Primary & Secondary weapon kill
Eat this, blockhead
This here is a real Touchdown
Look at the pipe, and smile at the flash
(Happy laugh) you had to see your face on the floor
(laughs loudly) No, seriously, this is ridiculous
Come on, cry some more, you're already ridiculous in yourself
Come on guys, give me a real challenge, not these amateurs!
You all suck in an indescribable way
(Insulting laugh) Get dunked, loser
Just know you're going down with my fifty eight clips
-Melee kill
Your face is now printed on my bat
I don't have time to slow asses like you
Get your face on the ground, dumbass
she swings, and it's a home run
Get this wind-up in your head, moron
BOINK!
BONK!
Time to make your neck spin around
Seeing you flying away with your face crooked is just the height of comedy
Fly away, dumbass
-Ubercharge effect
Now it's the party, and the main star… is me
You can call me a legend! Because no one who passes through here will leave alive!
Supercharged is merciless, cowards! You all will remember me
This is my chance to shine, and you are the stage for slaughter
You are just obstacles in my show! Now get out of the way!
Know that I will be the last thing you will see in your life
You all asked for it… now hold on this wave!
Today you guys will see a home run sunk in losers
There goes the queen of destruction! And every single of you gonna be transformated in dead meat!
If anyone wants to do a dubbing, make a fan game with this or comics, just give me credit for the idea
For those who are confused, the context is in the post fixed on my profile