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Reblog this post to ask mutuals to tell you their weirdest theory about u

randybutternubber

Bllauuuuuhhh

crittercrypt

you are actually the bird.. its not evern a theory atp i know in my heart you sre that sopping wet owl

randybutternubber

Stop fucking exposing me

local-gemstone-lover

You sleep in fish tank like dawrin 🐟🐟🐟🐟

randybutternubber

I don’t like this game anymore

local-gemstone-lover

Gloobrl glbu blort 🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧

umbrarkzoo

thief :P

noob77777

achillesinhighheels

mintbees

steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

mintbees

yujateaandpi

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

ooliecat

snaillesnaille

idiot falling after trying to steal a horse

dloeza

snifsnoof

this in: middle-aged mans first known encounter with flirtatious remark (confused)

acidtheater

Most annoying online emotion is "I have a funny personal anacdote to add to this but it doxxes like all of my personal information"

bedupolker

"You should always strictly follow the rules, unless i think they're stupid, in which case you can't stop me" is a great trait for a female character to have

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