➸Sam♠ @local-phone-guy - Tumblr Blog

Welcome!!

Hello! My name is Sam and this is my blog! It’s kinda just a place for me to post whatever I want, from dumb thoughts, fandom stuff, and maybe some art!

•Any pronouns!

• Aroace

•very fictosexual/romantic tho. You can pry my yumeships out of my cold dead hands

•Agenderfluid

•autistic + anxiety (and honestly probably some other stuff too 😭)

Tags (to find my stuff!)

•original posts: #crypticcozy

•original art: #crypticcozyart

•hauls: #crypticcozyhaul

Main fandoms/interests (note: I tend to hyperfixate and jump between fandoms a lot! These are the ones I’m most likely to post about at a given time!)

•DIALTOWN AND DSAF

*the amazing digital circus

*murder drones

*FNAF

* Splatoon

* my little pony

* I’m in many more fandoms, but these are what I’m most likely to post at the moment! I’ll update this as my hyperfixations and interests change! Full list of fandoms (and my boundaries)under the “keep reading”

If my question box is open, feel free to ask anything! I’ll try my best to reply!

#crypticcozy

neofox

Vox's assistant is a cutey We call him Emory 💙

sashybash

Making it a gif kinda cronched the blush, I may change it to lines instead tomorrow but It's 2am so. XD I'm pretty happy with it. This is now a sticker and emote on my server. >u<

l00ni3-cart00nist

CAINE SHIMEJI!!

My first shemji i've made!!! :D the teeth man himself!

🦷 you can have this ringmaster here -- DOWNLOAD LINK

🦷 Extract the file and open the shimeji-ee ^^

🦷 ONLY WINDOWS sorry ;-;

🦷️ HAVE FUN ^^

local-phone-guy

Reblogging so I can add his ass to my laptop when I get home today

opposite-day-ask-blog

…… WHAT THE [frick] HOLY [shoot] STEVEN- MATT WHAT THE [heck] MAN???????? There’s got to be better ways to help him manage his stressed besides knocking him out and shocking him??? Why did you even have that? Since when did Freddy’s start giving employees shock buttons for phones??

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local-phone-guy

OH MY GOD HE’S BLEEDING. MATT WHAT DO WE DO???? I WASNT TRAINED FOR THIS WHAT IF HIS WIRING OR CODING IS BROKEN NOW????

*various sounds of glitchy phone panicking and screaming*

opposite-day-ask-blog

I’m joining in on the Steven hugging please and thank you

[Steven’s Stress level: 15%]

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crewicide

on the final day, did I make you smile?

crewicide

good dlc . It hurt me

knifearo

ultimately the problem is that it’s always phrased “aro people can still be in romantic relationships” and not “aros in romantic relationships are still aro”. and if you don’t get that then i can’t help you any further

coatxxx

jennytmiss

if this happens in the Olandy route it will be game of the year, trust

Original by Absolutenutcase162 under the cut:

marmiama-a-a

Я делаю для себя эмодзи в TG (правда они больше на стикеры тянут....). В любом случае! Если вдруг кому-нибудь понадобится - берите! 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

crewicide

opposite-day-ask-blog

[FRICK] [HECK] [SHOOT] I [frick]ed up.

Heeey Steven dear you… you doing ok?- need anything?- literally anything at all I am here to help you.

Steven’s Stress levels: 1%

[Steven’s Stress levels raised a little]

[Steven’s Stress levels raised a bit more]

Steven’s Stress levels: 25% (Worried)

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local-phone-guy

“No no everything’s going great! Everyone’s having fun and running smoothly! Everything- it’s fine everything’s fine! Don’t stress yourself out, ok? You’re fine, you got this!”