glory to the empire

[local-viviscerator]

Hello grumblri, I heardi a biti of this place so I decidedi to checki

Glory to the empress andi the empire

[local-viviscerator]

do you want to play a game?

Hello, thati isi very suspiciousi buti i ami boredi so okay, i will play withi you, whati isi the game

[jaydedresearcher]

it's called sgrub. it's a game that gives your existence a purpose, completely changes your psychology, and sometimes your biology too

[local-viviscerator]

My existence already hasi a purpose andi my psychology andi biology have no needu fori change, thisi isi noti a very goodi way to geti trollsi into thisi game

[local-viviscerator]

do you want to play a game?

Hello, thati isi very suspiciousi buti i ami boredi so okay, i will play withi you, whati isi the game

[local-viviscerator]

@grafitti-translator, aka zheide feknam is a terrible 7 sweep old mutant with off caste powers that allow him to deflect troll's (and drones) attention off of him. he is the worst troll you will EVER meet and has gotten several of his hatefriends culled recklessly. beware of him.

I donti really know him, buti I'll keepi an eye outi for him, thanki you fori the warningi anon

This place isi full ofi mutantis

[jaydedresearcher]

nidhogg's having a fit again

[jaydedresearcher]

this is the third time this chime. not everything is about him!

[local-viviscerator]

Whati isi thati thingi

[jaydedresearcher]

that's a bush, and those are trees

[local-viviscerator]

Why do they have eyes??

[jaydedresearcher]

that's what i'm saying! does he HAVE to turn everything into eyes when he gets upset?

[local-viviscerator]

He soundis like a a weirdo, who does thati, how do you even do thati

[jaydedresearcher]

he is, but he's also pretty vital to the land, so it's not like i can get rid of him

who knows!

[local-viviscerator]

Im sure you couldi, almosti no one isi thati importanti, excepti our glorious empress ofi course

[jaydedresearcher]

i don't think lohae has an empress.

and i really can't get rid of him. he's the only reason the sylvs visit in the first place. he's kind of like a mother grub for them

[local-viviscerator]

Of course you do, HIC isi everyones empress, includingi you, you have a weirdi motheri grubi, i haventi visitedi many colonies buti your planeti isi a weirdi one

[jaydedresearcher]

nidhogg's having a fit again

[jaydedresearcher]

this is the third time this chime. not everything is about him!

[local-viviscerator]

Whati isi thati thingi

[jaydedresearcher]

that's a bush, and those are trees

[local-viviscerator]

Why do they have eyes??

[jaydedresearcher]

that's what i'm saying! does he HAVE to turn everything into eyes when he gets upset?

[local-viviscerator]

He soundis like a a weirdo, who does thati, how do you even do thati

[jaydedresearcher]

he is, but he's also pretty vital to the land, so it's not like i can get rid of him

who knows!

[local-viviscerator]

Im sure you couldi, almosti no one isi thati importanti, excepti our glorious empress ofi course

[jaydedresearcher]

nidhogg's having a fit again

[jaydedresearcher]

this is the third time this chime. not everything is about him!

[local-viviscerator]

Whati isi thati thingi

[jaydedresearcher]

that's a bush, and those are trees

[local-viviscerator]

Why do they have eyes??

[jaydedresearcher]

that's what i'm saying! does he HAVE to turn everything into eyes when he gets upset?

[local-viviscerator]

He soundis like a a weirdo, who does thati, how do you even do thati

[jaydedresearcher]

nidhogg's having a fit again

[jaydedresearcher]

this is the third time this chime. not everything is about him!

[local-viviscerator]

Whati isi thati thingi

[jaydedresearcher]

that's a bush, and those are trees

[local-viviscerator]

Why do they have eyes??

[jaydedresearcher]

nidhogg's having a fit again

[jaydedresearcher]

this is the third time this chime. not everything is about him!

[local-viviscerator]

Whati isi thati thingi

[local-viviscerator]

when is a door not a door?

Idi guessi wheni isi ajari

[jaydedresearcher]

what an asinine answer. a door isn't a door

[local-viviscerator]

Whati, ofi course a doori isi a doori, whati do you mean?

[jaydedresearcher]

everyone knows a door is just a patch of light that glitches enough to allow entry, what else would a door be?

[local-viviscerator]

A piece ofi woodi thati blockis passage, you live ini a very wierdi worldi

How does lighti blocki anythingi

[local-viviscerator]

when is a door not a door?

Idi guessi wheni isi ajari

[jaydedresearcher]

what an asinine answer. a door isn't a door

[local-viviscerator]

Whati, ofi course a doori isi a doori, whati do you mean?

[local-viviscerator]

when is a door not a door?

Idi guessi wheni isi ajari

[jaydedresearcher]

oh there's another creature outside!

[local-viviscerator]

A creature? Whati kindi?

[jaydedresearcher]

the blue kind

here's a picture from my window. i'm pretty sure it's one of the critters the sylvs deal with in nidhogg's cave. it's weird that it's outside though

[local-viviscerator]

Thati isi a mutanti grubi, iti shouldi noti existi

You seemi to be neari a cliffi, you shouldi throw iti offi

[jaydedresearcher]

why would i throw the critter off of the cliff? i could just pick it up and return it to a sylv.

i don’t get what’s mutated about it, it looks pretty standard

[local-viviscerator]

Indigo grubis arenti supposedi to be seadwelleris, the finis mean itis a mutanti andi mutantis arenti meanti to live

[jaydedresearcher]

the blue ones usually have fins though? and they’ve all been allowed to live

[local-viviscerator]

They shouldnti, you are livingi amongi mutantis, finis are fori violetis and fuchsias

[jaydedresearcher]

strange!

i’ll consult my blood chart about it

[local-viviscerator]

You have a chati?

[jaydedresearcher]

yes!

it was shown to me by someone of presumably the same species, i have it printed out and hung up on my wall

it’s pretty isn’t it?

[local-viviscerator]

Cuspis, mutantis, andi lime arenti meanti to live

Indigos are usually fine buti they shouldnti have finis

[jaydedresearcher]

you have a very strict opinion on which critters are meant to live

[local-viviscerator]

Thisi isi the stance ofi the empire, mutantis donti fiti, andi therefore shouldnti existi, itis very simple

[jaydedresearcher]

oh there's another creature outside!

[local-viviscerator]

A creature? Whati kindi?

[jaydedresearcher]

the blue kind

here's a picture from my window. i'm pretty sure it's one of the critters the sylvs deal with in nidhogg's cave. it's weird that it's outside though

[local-viviscerator]

Thati isi a mutanti grubi, iti shouldi noti existi

You seemi to be neari a cliffi, you shouldi throw iti offi

[jaydedresearcher]

why would i throw the critter off of the cliff? i could just pick it up and return it to a sylv.

i don’t get what’s mutated about it, it looks pretty standard

[local-viviscerator]

Indigo grubis arenti supposedi to be seadwelleris, the finis mean itis a mutanti andi mutantis arenti meanti to live

[jaydedresearcher]

the blue ones usually have fins though? and they’ve all been allowed to live

[local-viviscerator]

They shouldnti, you are livingi amongi mutantis, finis are fori violetis and fuchsias

[jaydedresearcher]

strange!

i’ll consult my blood chart about it

[local-viviscerator]

You have a chati?

[jaydedresearcher]

yes!

it was shown to me by someone of presumably the same species, i have it printed out and hung up on my wall

it’s pretty isn’t it?

[local-viviscerator]

Cuspis, mutantis, andi lime arenti meanti to live

Indigos are usually fine buti they shouldnti have finis

[jaydedresearcher]

oh there's another creature outside!

[local-viviscerator]

A creature? Whati kindi?

[jaydedresearcher]

the blue kind

here's a picture from my window. i'm pretty sure it's one of the critters the sylvs deal with in nidhogg's cave. it's weird that it's outside though

[local-viviscerator]

Thati isi a mutanti grubi, iti shouldi noti existi

You seemi to be neari a cliffi, you shouldi throw iti offi

[jaydedresearcher]

why would i throw the critter off of the cliff? i could just pick it up and return it to a sylv.

i don’t get what’s mutated about it, it looks pretty standard

[local-viviscerator]

Indigo grubis arenti supposedi to be seadwelleris, the finis mean itis a mutanti andi mutantis arenti meanti to live

[jaydedresearcher]

the blue ones usually have fins though? and they’ve all been allowed to live

[local-viviscerator]

They shouldnti, you are livingi amongi mutantis, finis are fori violetis and fuchsias

[jaydedresearcher]

strange!

i’ll consult my blood chart about it

[local-viviscerator]

You have a chati?

[jaydedresearcher]

oh there's another creature outside!

[local-viviscerator]

A creature? Whati kindi?

[jaydedresearcher]

the blue kind

here's a picture from my window. i'm pretty sure it's one of the critters the sylvs deal with in nidhogg's cave. it's weird that it's outside though

[local-viviscerator]

Thati isi a mutanti grubi, iti shouldi noti existi

You seemi to be neari a cliffi, you shouldi throw iti offi

[jaydedresearcher]

why would i throw the critter off of the cliff? i could just pick it up and return it to a sylv.

i don’t get what’s mutated about it, it looks pretty standard

[local-viviscerator]

Indigo grubis arenti supposedi to be seadwelleris, the finis mean itis a mutanti andi mutantis arenti meanti to live

[jaydedresearcher]

the blue ones usually have fins though? and they’ve all been allowed to live

[local-viviscerator]

They shouldnti, you are livingi amongi mutantis, finis are fori violetis and fuchsias

[jaydedresearcher]

oh there's another creature outside!

[local-viviscerator]

A creature? Whati kindi?

[jaydedresearcher]

the blue kind

here's a picture from my window. i'm pretty sure it's one of the critters the sylvs deal with in nidhogg's cave. it's weird that it's outside though

[local-viviscerator]

Thati isi a mutanti grubi, iti shouldi noti existi

You seemi to be neari a cliffi, you shouldi throw iti offi

[jaydedresearcher]

why would i throw the critter off of the cliff? i could just pick it up and return it to a sylv.

i don’t get what’s mutated about it, it looks pretty standard

[local-viviscerator]

Indigo grubis arenti supposedi to be seadwelleris, the finis mean itis a mutanti andi mutantis arenti meanti to live