Your Favorite Nerd 🍉

Any pronouns, lesbian, animals are my special interest ask me anything about them!

[localanimalnerd]

Hi!! I'm local animal nerd but you can also call me local or nerd! My pronouns change a lot so just use any (not just they/them tho, don't be afraid to use he and she)! I'm genderfluid, lesbian, and asexual! I'm also I'm 𝓓𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓾𝓼𝓵𝔂 autistic

I talk a lot about animals on here, but I also talk about the lgbtq community, Palestine, politics, punk stuff, and being autistic!

Please send me asks!! It could be about anything!!

If you don't support neo pronouns or are a pro shipper please dni!

I'm relatively active on tumblr and will try to respond to all asks! If you've ever wanted to know more about an animal ask about it and I'll post some fun facts!

From the river to the sea Palestine will be free 🇵🇸

[freakoutgirl]

Avoidance is the worst reaction to stress. Oh this thing is giving me anxiety? And it's something I could prepare for by looking at it more or learning things about the topic? No, I will take psychological damage if I look at it directly. I will still be thinking about it and be stressed though.

[cervine-arctophile]

remmeber that period of time when ppl on tumblr were rlly adamant that likes did nothing and we’re pointless and the only way to support their art was to reblog. like that was so fucking stupid, im not liking ur post to increase ur engagement, im liking ur post cuz i like the fucking post

[cervine-arctophile]

on a similar note i remember this period of time when people would post to their insta stories full on infographics about how liking their art did nothing and people have to "save" the post and dm it to someone and its like what kind of cow do you think i am that going to spend my time trying to boost your social media engagement

[artingsumstuff]

The likes make me happy and are therefore enough. Love, an artist.

[crunchbuttsteak]

[imnotrevealingmyname]

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

[official-lucifers-child]

the 3st huh?

[localanimalnerd]

I love tumblr cause it's really just ranting to the void absolutely NO ONE sees any post by me lmfao

[localanimalnerd]

Thinking about how much I hate LA's public transit

[localanimalnerd]

Oh you want to walk? We will make this as actively hostile of an experience as possible. It will be hot as hell and cars will want you dead. You want to take the bus? Good luck. You want to take a train? There are no trains. Take a car on the highway that this city is built on or struggle

[extinctioninthemorningrays]

Hate when I type in the first letter of my email and the text box immediately goes ❌🚫INCORRECT! FILL IN A COMPLETE EMAIL ADRESS!🚫❌ I’m still working on it!! Chill out!!

[fairy-space]

Rainbow mo

[chassdraws]

Hi I paint your cat wet hands style

[byjove]

GUESS WHO TURNED 30 TODAY!

That’s right! The world’s oldest (documented) cat! Her name is Flossie. She was born a stray in Liverpool in late 1995.

[byjove]

since she looks a bit sad and ponderous in the photos above, here are some pictures of her with her owner a few years back:

Flossie is emanating an aura of authority, definitely boss of that household

[localanimalnerd]

Thinking about how much I hate LA's public transit

[localanimalnerd]

I hope you all enjoy the lil shark I made

[byjove]

I love snapping turtles.

[triggerlil]

May I present a baby snapping turtle I found yesterday

[byjove]

THE LITTLEST GUY EVERRRRRR. Did you know it takes female snapping turtles upwards of 8 years to reach sexual maturity and they lay clutches of 20-40 eggs, sometimes exceeding 100? So there could be 99 more of him in the general vicinity…

[wilczak]

Wet Beast Wednesday

[localanimalnerd]

My grandpa was a psychiatrist by trade and one time he had a patient who felt like he was being watched. All pretty standard paranoia stuff until the fbi went to his house and told him "ya were watching this guy cause we think he's the unibomber"

Turns out the guy wasn't the unibomber he just had the worst luck and moved to every town the unibomber hit

[localanimalnerd]

I am only just now realizing I misspelled unabomber

[localanimalnerd]

Ok turns out my dads side of the family is WILD

So apparently one of my dads cousins died on a hike with her husband, one got into a train crash because of her husband, and one drowned on her honeymoon

[redstonedust]

having anti punitive justice morals sucks because you want to say "man that guy sucks he should get hit with hammers until he dies" but you also want to make it clear you don't think anyone should be put in charge of the 'hit people with hammers until they die" machine.

[localanimalnerd]

My grandpa was a psychiatrist by trade and one time he had a patient who felt like he was being watched. All pretty standard paranoia stuff until the fbi went to his house and told him "ya were watching this guy cause we think he's the unibomber"

Turns out the guy wasn't the unibomber he just had the worst luck and moved to every town the unibomber hit

[localanimalnerd]

I am only just now realizing I misspelled unabomber

[sneefsnorf]

im gods weakest faggot

[crabussy]

i’m gods strongest tranny let’s team up. what if we called ourselves team rocket

[cedar-scars]

im gods most literate cat can i join