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Current Life Goals Include becoming the Forest Goddess Florence Welch knows me to be

[riverlarking]

to all the books that i’ve read 1/3rd of

[andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes]

When Florence Welch said "Arms outstretched, back from the dead" and "I knew I came back from the dead to show you how it's done" and "Why did you dig me up for this?" and "Did I get it right?" and "Do you regret bringing me back to life?" all in one song, in six and a half minutes and I'm just supposed to go on with my life as if I haven't been fundamentally changed as person??

[amanitaphalloides]

when heath ledger refused to participate in brokeback mountain skits and said “it’s not a joke to me” that’s how i feel when fast car by tracy chapman is alluded to in almost any context

[shipsandtea]

Do you wanna play mermaids? Yay. Okay so my tail is light blue and I have ice powers. And I live in the Arctic sea and watch British sailors die horrible deaths while trying to find the Northwest Passage.

[quasi-normalcy]

I don't remember finding fart jokes particularly funny even when I was a child.

[quasi-normalcy]

Five year old me, watching a movie with fart jokes: "Oh, how gauche. They're pandering to the lowest common denominator."

[varruthesarru]

[goldensunset]

per my last desperate howl at the heavens,

[couriernewvegas]

trust that garlic and i are well acquainted

[nixscriptum]

[loreleywrites]

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

[2colde]

how it genuinely feels

[inkskinned]

mom can you come get me things are getting bad again and i feel every insult like a sharp tooth and i feel my dreams rotting under my fingernails and i feel too much all the time or else i feel nothing at all and it doesn’t seem to matter if i drink and dance and party or if i stay at home curled up to study

mom are you sure when i was born i was a person and not just a vortex. always hungry. always swallowing. no matter how much goes in me i always end up empty.

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

[whyenn-reader]

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

[moonshynecybin]

have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out

[moonshynecybin]

[devilishdescent]

[magicratfingers]

[probuccalfat]

they should invent a father you can forgive

[philcollinsenjoyer]

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly