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@localcryptiq
by Andrea Sutinen
In Kalinigrad, a pedestrian passed through a car standing at a pedestrian crossing, waiting for the green light.
i aspire to be this petty someday
âyou got room here? can i just move right through here, seeing as you are standing on the pedestrian crosswalk? thanks.â
I was just talking about this video an hour ago.
if someone asks you what big dick energy is send them this video
me: *searches for a post i know for a fact is on my blog*
tumblr: âsowwy, we didnât find anyfing wike that :(((((â
me:
When just 100 companies are responsible for 71% of global emissions of course rice is the damn problem đ
Better tell over 50% of the human race they canât eat their main staple crop anymore because a bunch of bigwigs love oil more than reason
Mickey Mouse says:
I'm bad at art but someone make some "help Hong kong" art with micky, get it goin
Is this what you're looking for?
Hey, boost this? Actually?
Disney is fucking huge in China so yeah. Fuck shit up.
never thought Iâd be saying this in the year 2019 but Charlie the Unicorn updated today
wow were NONE OF YOU dedicated enough to stay subscribed to filmcow
i love my friends currently three of the are pelting the other with snickers bars and screaming âFOR SHAMEâ and my friend sitting next to me was like âa STONING? and i wasnt INVITED?â
earlier my friend pulled out his knife to jokingly threaten our other friend (who started the snicker pelting) so i pulled out mine and a third person, unrelated, also pulled out a knife,
âboys will be boysâ applies here theyre sprinkling sugar packets on eachother now and my one friend just screamed âCUT A LINEâ and shes trying to snort it now
apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesnât have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it âDavidâs jitterbugâ (for those of you that donât know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said âexcuse me I have to take thisâ and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office
this is the phone. he apparently was in the middle of a meeting with the department the other day and got annoyed so he pressed a button, said âI have to take thisâ and left
Davidâs co-workers probably: âThis is a valid tactic to embarrass him into buying a mobile phone, right?â
David: âBold of you to assume that I get embarrassed.â
Once again its 3am and this washing machine wizard haunts me
My parents continuously tell me that my generationâs humour makes no sense and I still refuse to ever explain it to them
so i have twitter now
idk why i never linked this here but im mostly going to be active on twitter save for the few times i may be bored and scrolling through this hellsite
if you like my art congrats youll find it on my twitter from now on https://twitter.com/local_cryptiq
Mwa. I kis u.
Iâm not a brave man. Iâm not a violent man. But I am a man who knows my strengths, and Iâm prepared to use them.
So if I encounter any ICE agents in my neighborhood, I will smile and waive and as soon as they make eye contact I will engage in the most aggressively friendly chitchat ever witnessed on my block.
I will ramble on and on about whatever pops into my head. I will ask them about their day, their hobbies, their home life, and their personal backstory until I find a common area of interest, and then I will crank my smalltalk game UP TO ELEVEN.
I will force them to look awkwardly at their wristwatch DOZENS of times without taking the hint. I will ask seemingly simple questions that do not have ANY simple answers. I will pretend to wrap up the conversation with, âAnywayâŠâ and then segue DIRECTLY into another topic.
Because every minute an ICE agent wastes chatting with me is a minute that theyâre not targeting my neighbors and disrupting their lives.
Iâm no superhero, but I do have a super power, and Iâll use it to fight oppression in any way I can.
Love you, Dave
@flavoracle Iâm not a brave man, and I suck at small talk, but I would say I can be violent, what should I do? Because Iâm not brave enough to act out but I wanna help
I mean, Iâm not gonna ask anybody to engage in violence, but if youâre looking for something to do, what about this?Â
Get a copy of the song, Cotton Eye Joe. Carry around a big, loud speaker. If you ever see ICE show up in your neighborhood, start playing it at full blast.Â
Best case scenario? You can motion for them to come over your way and challenge them to a dance off. (Probably not likely, but it never hurts to dream.)Â
Worst case scenario? They think youâre weird and like Cotton Eye Joe.Â
Likely scenario? If youâve let your neighbors know ahead of time that hearing Cotton Eye Joe means ICE is in the neighborhood, it may give them the head start they need to avoid harassment.Â
Now you might be thinking that picking Cotton Eye Joe is a really random choice, but consider the following reasoning:Â
The song has a very loud, clear, and distinctive opening, so it gets the message across right away without spending time on any kind of introÂ
The song was once popular enough that people can easily recognize itÂ
While the song is catchy, itâs not very likely to be anyoneâs favorite, so you donât have to worry about ruining it for themÂ
The opening line âFitâadnât is nonsensical enough to be used as a secret tipoff if youâre unsure whoâs listeningÂ
Itâs upbeat enough that it likely wonât get on your nerves too fastÂ
When played really loud, it becomes nearly impossible to talk overÂ
Would this actually work? Honestly, I have no idea. Iâm no expert in active resistance. But I figure itâs worth putting out there. And who knows, maybe it could catch on.Â
Stay safe everybody.Â
âFitâadnâtÂ
The tags that @anautisticaquarius added to this thread are just too good to stay hidden, so I took a screenshot to share with the rest of you :)
[sees someone reblog my Original Content without any tags] please tell me what youre thinking
The Area 51 raid was like, the absolute opposite of Dashcon. Like this was an event that was comically not supposed to work, but you crazy sons of bitches actually managed to show up and just throw an alien-themed party while armed gaurds stood angrily on the sidelines. It was JUST as stupid as the memes said it would be and nobody thought anything would happen
Well done