Welcome To The Abyss

[hydro-homies]

[horrorandhalloween]

by Andrea Sutinen

[unusualrussia]

In Kalinigrad, a pedestrian passed through a car standing at a pedestrian crossing, waiting for the green light.

[sexhaver]

i aspire to be this petty someday

[fennecfucks]

“you got room here? can i just move right through here, seeing as you are standing on the pedestrian crosswalk? thanks.”

[catherynbrained]

I was just talking about this video an hour ago.

[mashedpotatosalad]

if someone asks you what big dick energy is send them this video

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[cryptidquinn-deactivated2021071]

me: *searches for a post i know for a fact is on my blog*

tumblr: “sowwy, we didn’t find anyfing wike that :(((((”

me:

[gahdamnpunk]

When just 100 companies are responsible for 71% of global emissions of course rice is the damn problem 😒

[professorsparklepants]

Better tell over 50% of the human race they can’t eat their main staple crop anymore because a bunch of bigwigs love oil more than reason

[kurlyfryz]

Mickey Mouse says:

[draconicmonsterfucker-deactivat]

I'm bad at art but someone make some "help Hong kong" art with micky, get it goin

[kurlyfryz]

Is this what you're looking for?

[kurlyfryz]

Hey, boost this? Actually?

[fags4cowboys]

Disney is fucking huge in China so yeah. Fuck shit up.

[alloverthegaf]

never thought I’d be saying this in the year 2019 but Charlie the Unicorn updated today

[alloverthegaf]

wow were NONE OF YOU dedicated enough to stay subscribed to filmcow

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

i love my friends currently three of the are pelting the other with snickers bars and screaming “FOR SHAME” and my friend sitting next to me was like “a STONING? and i wasnt INVITED?”

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

earlier my friend pulled out his knife to jokingly threaten our other friend (who started the snicker pelting) so i pulled out mine and a third person, unrelated, also pulled out a knife,

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

“boys will be boys” applies here theyre sprinkling sugar packets on eachother now and my one friend just screamed “CUT A LINE” and shes trying to snort it now

[anotherpapercut]

apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

[anotherpapercut]

this is the phone. he apparently was in the middle of a meeting with the department the other day and got annoyed so he pressed a button, said “I have to take this” and left

[beka-tiddalik]

David’s co-workers probably: “This is a valid tactic to embarrass him into buying a mobile phone, right?”

David: “Bold of you to assume that I get embarrassed.”

[novis-canis-deactivated20200504]

Once again its 3am and this washing machine wizard haunts me

[xxtc-96xx]

My parents continuously tell me that my generation’s humour makes no sense and I still refuse to ever explain it to them

[localcryptiq]

so i have twitter now

idk why i never linked this here but im mostly going to be active on twitter save for the few times i may be bored and scrolling through this hellsite

if you like my art congrats youll find it on my twitter from now on https://twitter.com/local_cryptiq

[kedamonokult-deactivated2023030]

Mwa. I kis u.

[la-laborista-republiko]

[flavoracle]

I’m not a brave man. I’m not a violent man. But I am a man who knows my strengths, and I’m prepared to use them.

So if I encounter any ICE agents in my neighborhood, I will smile and waive and as soon as they make eye contact I will engage in the most aggressively friendly chitchat ever witnessed on my block.

I will ramble on and on about whatever pops into my head. I will ask them about their day, their hobbies, their home life, and their personal backstory until I find a common area of interest, and then I will crank my smalltalk game UP TO ELEVEN.

I will force them to look awkwardly at their wristwatch DOZENS of times without taking the hint. I will ask seemingly simple questions that do not have ANY simple answers. I will pretend to wrap up the conversation with, “Anyway…” and then segue DIRECTLY into another topic.

Because every minute an ICE agent wastes chatting with me is a minute that they’re not targeting my neighbors and disrupting their lives.

I’m no superhero, but I do have a super power, and I’ll use it to fight oppression in any way I can.

[outerspace-froggy-deactivated20]

Love you, Dave

[sunflower-key]

@flavoracle I’m not a brave man, and I suck at small talk, but I would say I can be violent, what should I do? Because I’m not brave enough to act out but I wanna help

[flavoracle]

I mean, I’m not gonna ask anybody to engage in violence, but if you’re looking for something to do, what about this? 

Get a copy of the song, Cotton Eye Joe. Carry around a big, loud speaker. If you ever see ICE show up in your neighborhood, start playing it at full blast. 

Best case scenario? You can motion for them to come over your way and challenge them to a dance off. (Probably not likely, but it never hurts to dream.) 

Worst case scenario? They think you’re weird and like Cotton Eye Joe. 

Likely scenario? If you’ve let your neighbors know ahead of time that hearing Cotton Eye Joe means ICE is in the neighborhood, it may give them the head start they need to avoid harassment. 

Now you might be thinking that picking Cotton Eye Joe is a really random choice, but consider the following reasoning: 

The song has a very loud, clear, and distinctive opening, so it gets the message across right away without spending time on any kind of intro 

The song was once popular enough that people can easily recognize it 

While the song is catchy, it’s not very likely to be anyone’s favorite, so you don’t have to worry about ruining it for them 

The opening line ‘Fit’adn’t is nonsensical enough to be used as a secret tipoff if you’re unsure who’s listening 

It’s upbeat enough that it likely won’t get on your nerves too fast 

When played really loud, it becomes nearly impossible to talk over 

Would this actually work? Honestly, I have no idea. I’m no expert in active resistance. But I figure it’s worth putting out there. And who knows, maybe it could catch on. 

Stay safe everybody. 

‘Fit’adn’t 

[flavoracle]

The tags that @anautisticaquarius added to this thread are just too good to stay hidden, so I took a screenshot to share with the rest of you :)

[captain-k8kat]

[simkjrs]

[sees someone reblog my Original Content without any tags] please tell me what youre thinking

[theofficialvincenzo]

The Area 51 raid was like, the absolute opposite of Dashcon. Like this was an event that was comically not supposed to work, but you crazy sons of bitches actually managed to show up and just throw an alien-themed party while armed gaurds stood angrily on the sidelines. It was JUST as stupid as the memes said it would be and nobody thought anything would happen

Well done