Son of Smartasseidon

| Tobi | 25 | May 25th | Mexico | he/him |

[fireemoji1f525]

Hey chat I made another one

[jortwizard]

I am so glad I left the spire. I met a very talented knight, fellow wizards, watched an execution, and ended up with a horde of trinkets I plan on using in a potion that’s gonna change the world. Also spent much time in the ballpit. Would have preferred if it was denim

[grizzwaldtheponderer]

It was wonderful meeting a fellow wizard to share my ponders with yes quite

[jortwizard]

WE PONDERED SO HARD TOGETHER BROTHER

[jazzslug]

my liege has blessed me with his presence

[orange-youglad1]

My toga with many stabbings!! Thank you to all who contributed♡♡♡ We did it! We killed Caesar again!!!

[its-your-mind]

i think something lgbt just happened to me 😳🤭

@necromancerunion 😜😘

[jamifed]

Sauron, Bilbo, and the Ring in the Dashcon Ball pit—

[monstermonger]

He's worried about stepping on flowers. He loves nature. - (ref)

[nalivaa]

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.

[nalivaa]

also another player is an otaku and has consistently celebrated by referencing animes he likes. his childhood best friend scored last game and they did a dragon ball fusion reference

we call him hormiga.

[nalivaa]

also also this is how our team is training for the games

and listen i'm not saying we're winning because of the power of friendship and anime but. the evidence is piling up.

[songsnstars]

working on a bloodymary swap au with a bestie~ The aftermath.

[queenielacy]

Mexico and South Korea playing each other feels illegal. FIFA should have redid the group instead of having two besties play each other.

[lamiafemme]

You really start to understand that the “angry black woman” and “mean lesbian” stereotype only exists to shame us for the fact we get reasonably upset about people wanting to horrifically abuse us indiscriminately. Let’s get meaner !

[br1ghtestlight]

spent MONTHS looking for this stupid tumblr post bcuz i constantly want to reference it and it wouldn't come up no matter what i searched despite it being (what i thought) was a popular well-known tumblr post only to find that the original blog turned off reblogs and deactivated and that it only got 12k notes total. but im posting it anyway to preserve its legacy

[helicalsymmetry]

8 hours of decent sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a beautiful horse and i will never die'

[helicalsymmetry]

2 hours of bad sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a stranded whale and i need to be covered in dynamite in an ill-advised attempt to clear the beach'

[raptorific]

[rose-chateau]

Guys why the fuck are able bodied people like this.

A family friend (don't know her too well) tried to hug me as she was leaving, and I politely tried asking her not to because 1) I'm in pain and 2) my spine is deteriorating due to a chemo drug. I really mean it when I say you can't hug me. But this bitch just went "no I'm gonna hug you" and shook me around and squeezed me like a dish towel while I was trying to push her off, and now a section of my spine and ribs is so fucked up I can't bend it and it really hurts. She literally injured me just because she couldn't take no for a fucking answer.

Like. This is why I have learned helplessness. This is why I give up so easily. At some point, having boundaries and asserting yourself and communicating your needs doesn't do jack fucking shit, because if people want to, they can overpower you and physically harm you in the process anyway. For nothing.

And this is why I don't buy people saying "it's YOUR responsibility to enforce your boundaries; just asking for something isn't a boundary <3." Because I physically can't. Most disabled people physically can't. A person in a wheelchair can't "enforce" someone not touching their chair. Yeah, after it happens, they can maybe avoid that person in the future as a way to "remove that person's access" to the wheelchair user. But at that point, assault has already been committed and it's not about boundaries anymore. It's about human fucking rights. "Don't assault me" is not a fucking boundary. It's an able bodied person's trigger word.

[ennieasys]

Someone moving your wheelchair without your permission is the most fucking terrifying thing.

If I picked you up and moved you without warning or explanation you'd be freaked the fuck out too.

Don't. Touch. The. Chair.

[atomikats]

curiouser and curiouser

[sharrrrknight]

Yknow the lil fanfic trope where a character, usually non-human, purrs like a cat. In this case it would obviously be Rocky but what if it was Grace instead hear me out-