[ashstfu]

THE TIME WILL PASS ANYWAY !! THE GRIEF IS NEVER ENDING BUT SO IS THE LOVE !! TO BE LOVED IS TO BE CHANGED !! ITS GOING TO BE OKAY BUT ITS GOING TO BE DIFFERENT !! KNOW ITS FOR THE BETTER !! YOU ONLY HAVE TO LET THE SOFT ANIMAL OF YOUR BODY LOVE WHAT IT LOVES

[tritiumsun-deactivated20231023]

My Reddit feed glitched and gave me this masterpiece.

[toskarin]

me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm

[nightblossom05]

How can you expect me to do my 9-5 when I've got a lot on my mind and well... in it

[ovur]

Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine..... to wash down the figs..!

[lizardsexposed]

[noroithecurse2005-deactivated20]

neil gayman epic divorce mitski war crimes grusk baby nic cage joe exotic george bush star war fucking namjoon bts what the fuck i don't care anymore every time i go on twitter i want to become a russian orthodox monk

[butchflirt]

We didn’t start the fire

[ripe]

do you vibe with them? do their vibes feel like home to you?

[thatsbelievable]

[supergameboytwo]

put me back in the water until im al dente

[sidestepup2thestreets]

what did the french trademark lawyer say to her wife

[sidestepup2thestreets]

je ™

[oumaimas]

lately there have been too many days like in a row

[kermitreactions]

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

oh to be gay and unhinged 

[bingokill]

in a lighthouse?

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

yeah in a lighthouse

[aerthemis]

i’m a simpel man, i see moss i go touch

[anem0nesiac-deactivated20231104]

the trolley has now become an unstoppable trolley mech

you can choose not to pull the levers but you’ll miss out on the opportunity to hit stuff with your sick-ass robot arms

[argumate]

dude with the levers should look happier.

[mother-sauces]

How dare you demand emotional labor from Shinji Ikari

[corsolanite]