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No show today, the desk anchor frew up.

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our reporter is going bald. like to slap his bald head reblog to slap his bald head

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In honor of the passing of David Lynch, tonight's show will be live from the Black Lodge.

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i cant 😭😭😭 report the ads that is. tumblr's only option is to pay to go ad free but i found your blog bc i saw one of the clickbait ads and well... clicked on it, and it brought me here 😭😭

DUUUUUDE THAT'S SO MUCH WORSE? i took special care to make sure newsville wasn't a real place and that the callsign WHAT isn't in use so that i wasn't impersonating any ACTUAL journalists. and then someone essentially impersonates my joke blog for clickbait ads? hell on earth

PLEASE file a ticket with staff about both the ad content and the fact that the ads brought you here (https://www.tumblr.com/support). i'm planning to send in one about it too, because this isn't okay and it isn't Functional Website Behavior.

@staff @support @wip @cyle if you check ur mentions, please look into this. i want to go back to making zero note posts about my job!

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whoever's in control of the ads of this... "Local News" app... can you get them to stop using naked newborns as their thumbnail?

hi, breaking character for a second bc WHAT?

i'm a member of a small town news production crew and i wanted to make jokey posts about the wild things i experience on the job. when i saw the @ was open i grabbed it bc i love a good url and that is a good url. i'm not related to the app you're talking about at all so this was TOTALLY out of left field LMFAO

i guess report the ads? i haven't even seen the ads you're talking about bc i'm swamped with the ads for poorly written romance novels 😭🫣 so i don't have any control over what you're mentioning, but that's gross and i'm sorry you're dealing with it. sorry i can't be of assistance also!

[justghoulishthings]

BREAKING NEWS: I GOIG TO FUCKING GET YOU

[juelzsantanabandana2]

[localnews]

all requests to replace the meteorologist's "good word" segment with a "bad word" segment will be denied. we can't afford those kinds of fines and you know it

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WHAT Action News would like to apologize for including the line "here it comes" in the copy used before footage of a violent train derailment

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who the hell brought a metal pole to set

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apologies for the technical difficulties, the weatherman started to pull down his shirt collar on camera and we decided nobody needed to see his six-pack.

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Tonight on the 6:00 news we'll have a review of Martin Scorsese's recently uncovered film, Goncharov.

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Today's 11 PM show features a special guest: whoever the hell won't stop calling master control during the newscast.

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In lieu of the 11 PM show, we will be broadcasting that video of the desk anchor trying to ride a skateboard that he didn't want us to show anyone under any circumstances.

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Attention all producers:

The new A-block MUST go death then weather. Thank you for your cooperation.

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Breaking news

What the fuck is happening ever

[localnews]

Unfortunately, all the pre-production for today's show has been torn asunder. We apologize for the technical difficulties.