washed-up grade 9 catboy

Radio | ≥21 | it/its, neopronouns

[catcrumb]

[outofcontextdiscord]

[isabellecantread]

first rule of parasite infection is to have fun and be yourself

[lesbianmasterchief]

second rule is to start being something else

[koeniginderskizzen]

Anyone can become a princess

[pokemonedits-outofcontext]

[fujoshiwarrior]

(replying to my mutual's post about their day) We have to kill the people who make you suffer

[flerns]

im collecting them

[prokopetz]

Web series where the principal characters are constantly having long, emotionally open conversations about their needs and traumas, except it quickly becomes clear that one of them is wildly mistaken about their own motivations, one perfectly understands themselves but is lying on purpose, and one is just kind of saying shit.

[prokopetz]

One of them is conspicuously unfiltered in a way that's initially played for laughs, but it later transpires that they have this tremendous hangup about being perceived as true to themselves and they think oversharing is the same thing as being authentic.

[fairycosmos]

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

[beansfrombeans]

[femmenietzsche]

Uh Oh: The Third Person Omniscient Narrator Of Your Life Just Started Repeating The Opening Paragraphs Verbatim

[girafeduvexin]

Anyway, on fera jamais mieux que ce graphique du LA Times.

[lilietsblog]

may i bring up the tricky&fun "distant adult family member a generation or more senior to you" case because im living with my great aunt now and i am dying

[dawen]

"God? -> yes -> Tu (believe it or not)" made me laugh. because yes! and English did that too! (see old hymns that use Thou for God, because yes, thou was informal. we/they talked about God as a Beloved Family Member and I'm not even sure I believe anymore but I STILL HAVE FEELS about that)

(side note, I find it very funny that English swung so hard towards formality that we lost our informal pronoun, and now we're swinging so hard to informality that a lot of us don't use Mr/Ms/etc anymore, we call our bosses by their first names, etc.)

[salamanding]

waiting room at the sci-fi future elective surgery clinic

version with thought bubble + fundraiser for my gender-affirming surgery which inspired the creation of this piece.

[log6]

I'm not gonna lie the secret to success for a great many people is absolutely stimulant abuse

[luulapants]

Wait hold on what was that

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

[moldavite]

good news. the things that used to upset me no longer upset me. bad news. i'm creating an army of bugs to hurt innocent bystanders

[enkephalinpilled]

[microsff]

When I speak, toads fall from my mouth.

There was a fairy dressed as some kind of fucking royalty. I got cursed for insufficient deference.

As far as I can tell, my toads are not any of the 500-ish known species.

If you have a degree in biology and want to cowrite a paper on new toads, hit me up.