Sleepy Princess

[gaypasta]

i love u biiiitch | eddie + text posts

[fridgebride]

i just realized stan’s empty seat at the restaurant is between richie and eddie so i have concluded that he’s actually alive and well and just faked his own death because he didn’t want to have to deal with that

[fridgebride]

au where stan actually does come to derry and shows up to the jade, sees the empty seat between them and turns around and leaves

[toadsrbutch]

I now pronounce you “bf and gf... butchfriend and girlfemme”

[brucie-deactivated05092020-deac]

how i sleep knowing i will pirate every single thing released on disney plus

[bebe-benzenheimer]

how y’all gonna sleep after your computers are infected with a bazillion viruses and the feds gon’ bust your asses

[onemoretallymark]

how i sleep when I'm pirating disney with a vpn and anti-virus protection.

[ms-demeanor]

How I sleep after pirating everything from D+ while using an antivirus, VPN or proxy, and a cantenna to rip off the free wifi at Downtown Disney. If you can’t get wifi directly from the house of mouse McDonald’s will do.

[chocolatechipbutterflyprincess]

How I sleep knowing I’m pissing off all the Disney bootlickers by pirating:

[lolfactory]

[joekeerys]

Man, he had hated it when Richie called him Eds…but he had sort of liked it, too. 

[programmerhumour]

Relatable

[association-of-free-people]

🤔

[elpatron56]

[firstdegreeliberty]

Best part tho?

[twoofcups]

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

[b0ggyb1tch]

[dadmech]

[twinky-dinky-doo]

[bimboid]

[snoutstriker-deactivated2021061]

[prideandprejudice2005]

[liberal-memes]

[princessnijireiki]

This is Adam Erickson, pastor at the Clackamas United Church of Christ in Milwaukee, Oregon!

[saxgoddess25]

Oh finally. A real Christian.

[irlsuccubus]

Who the fuck ripped this fat vape at silent hill I’m trying to find my dead wife

[paleville]

[uncutgems]

Sweet Brown Snail by Jason Rhoades and Paul McCarthy

[cullen-trash]

Effervescent

[theremharths]

The way Chris Fleming holds himself when he’s playing an Unlikable Cis Man character is like…… the perfect form of physical comedy

[theremharths]

[sapphicamydunne]

When Mitski says “Mom, am I still young? Can I dream for a few months more?”

[medusas-trophy-wife-deactivated]

butch lesbians are under such a bizarre fucking microscope on this site with ppl analyzing their every move debating if it’s gender nonconforming enough or not like i really have three messages in my inbox rn telling me i’m not butch because i like cooking which is apparently feminine just shut up you clowns

[medusas-trophy-wife-deactivated]

*prepares food once and is immediately transformed into a 1950s housewife*

[medusas-trophy-wife-deactivated]

i’m a butch lesbian not a cishet man lol i’m not going to eschew or despise basic life skills just to live up to an unhealthy idea of heteronormative masculinity. what next? y’all gonna get mad at butches for bathing regularly lmao

[medusas-trophy-wife-deactivated]

I swear this is my last addition to this but this shit is in the same vein as weirdos on here trying to revoke our butch cards or whatever when we’re sensitive and open about our emotions because so many of y’all think butch masculinity is a direct imitation of cishet men when it’s never been that. it’s no wonder so many of y’all think butches are scary and toxic without ever having really known one when the second we deviate from heteronormative masculine ideals you flip ur collective shit because this whole time you’ve just been viewing us as pale imitations of straight men

[lesbianherstorian]

from an article about lesbian comic robin tyler performing at the san francisco international women’s day celebration, published in the berkeley barb vol. 30 no. 14, march 1980