Also Into Cats

She/her, 23

[kairosrhys]

12 soft pastel skies.

Which one do you like most?

[trans-asajjventress]

This continues to be a top contender for favorite tweet

[cheaphalloweencostume]

literally so annoying to be going Through It in a deeply unserious way where like no one needs to be worried about me i’m gonna survive and things are gonna get better like they always do but right now at this very moment it feels like my soul has unmoored and started dissolving in my stomach and its killing me slowly and painfully but also i’m Fine

[cheaphalloweencostume]

after further consideration i think this might just be how january is

[txttletale]

sorry for [remembering a tumblr post about expressing gratitude instead of apologising to make the interaction more positive for the other person] i mean thank you for having a boyfriend who was so easy to run over withmy car and reverse over three times maybe four

[raptorcivilization]

Random fact: They did a study on courtship and mating behavior of American alligators at the St. Augustine Alligator Farm in the early 1980's. This study revealed that, among other things, the majority of alligator sex is gay

[raptorcivilization]

Male/male 1 is when the larger male gator topped, male/male 2 is when the smaller male topped

[werewolf-girlfriend]

[tiredandjaded]

average ao3 "sort by categories" result

[swordbisexual-deactivated202601]

Am I fundamentally broken as a person, or is it just January.

[swordbisexual-deactivated202601]

Motion to cancel January then, we should skip straight ahead to February.

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

[cryptotheism]

This will be the vibe for the foreseeable future

[noelle-ism]

as well as the vibe for the seemingly infinite past

[parkchanwoohoo]

Can someone tell me how good her accent is, genuine question I'm very curious

[targetedknowledge]

[nest-deactivated20181209]

in drawing class yesterday we were doing a critique for our self-portraits, and one girl, who is like the coolest chillest stoner girl type imaginable, had drawn herself at the dentist holding that thing that sucks the water or of your mouth, and one person was like “what’s that you’re holding?” and she said “it’s mister thirsty.” and we all sat there for a second processing, and one boy said “…did you just call that thing mister thirsty?” and she was like “yeah, is that not what you call it?” and everyone shouted NO and she was like “i don’t know what you guys are on. it’s called mister thirsty.”

[macden]

I think about this tweet every time a post starts getting a lot of notes. all timer

[jungwildeandfree]

ok northies this is it. these last five days to the solstice are a motherfucker. everything feels dark and hopeless because the sun's fucked off. but you MUST. i cannot stress enough you MUST hang on until the 21st. the light will come back

[sunny-side3]

[penandinkprincess]

listen i'm not advocating for exotic animals as pets, but i really just feel like cheetahs are probably different

i feel like we need to give them another shot as housebeasts

[penandinkprincess]

this is a critter who wants greenies and then to take a nap on the couch next to me, and i KNOW it

[penandinkprincess]

cheetah in House perfec t size for put inside! inside very Soft and Comfort cheetah sleep soundly put cheetah in House. Put Cheetah In House. no problems ever in cheetah in ho use because good Happy and Satisfy for human where sleep. House yes a place for a cheetah put cheetah in house can trust cheetah for giveing good love to humans in house. friend cheetah

[augustdementhe]

'No, I can't leave, the cat's on me...and I'm literally not physically strong enough to move.'

[dogpuppy]

[worstgirleva]

[worstgirleva]

[wilwheaton]

someone finally admitted it