Welcome to the Lock and Whis-Key

[A Dialtown ask blog for some Lock and Wisk-key workers and residents of Dialtown. -Open and ready for business- More Info Here]

[lockandwhiskeybartender]

Howdy, Pierre! Can I get aaaaaa,,,,,,

Can I get a. Um.

Gimme a sec.

Can I get uh...

Take your time buddy.

[lockandwhiskeybartender]

[ Looks like the inbox bar is pretty empty, maybe you should fill it up more? ]

[lockandwhiskeybartender]

Hey Pierre!! What sorta movies do ya like? Lately, I've found myself interested in 70s-90s type animated movies.

[ @tre-the-trans-phone-dude ]

"You look like a familiar face buddy! Welcome back to the bar.

Honestly I've been really into sitting at the local cinema, paying for a huge bucket of pop corn, and just sitting in one of theater rooms that isn’t playing anything and waiting to see what happens.

Swear it's like a personal haunted house, I think it knows my face at this point. "

[lockandwhiskeybartender]

Hi there! Does Pierre have a full name?

"I don't know, DO I have a full name?

Or is Pierre just a front?

Maybe my actual name is Zorro and Pierre is an alias."

[lockandwhiskeybartender]

What type of music does Pierre listen to? Any specific bands?

"Why are you talking in third person like I'm not here? Anyways during work it's kinda jazzy I think so I mostly listen to that. Off work though? I dig rock."

[lockandwhiskeybartender]

What’s the strongest thing you sell?

"What's the strongest liquid you can find on the floor? I could probably sell it to you."

[lockandwhiskeybartender]

pride month has just ended, and the people wanna know:

are you queer.

"I'd like to know who these 'people' are, asking personal questions like that at a bar.

Oh wait. It's a bar. People are spilling personal questions all the time! Ha! Okay people sure, I'll spill too. I sure am. Why, are the 'people' interested in me?"

[lockandwhiskeybartender]

would you like a flower...

"Oh! How sweet! I'll be sure to display this on the counter!"

[lockandwhiskeybartender]

hey Pierre! Do you get any consistent regulars here? or is it more of a revolving door

"Of course we have some regulars! Especially with the casino nearby, though we have some people just come on straight from work to drink. But there's enough fresh faces to keep it interesting. You know, visitors, new people just trying their luck. I swear I keep seeing the same faces though for the speed dating though... "

[lockandwhiskeybartender]

So, what's an average day running the bar like? Any odd stories to note?

"Buddy, every day is an odd story. The people of Dialtown are unique as the bacteria you'd probably find on the slot machine handles that want to cling onto your hand for a ride home.

At least it's not boring though! Buttt, usually the average day is picking up mail, giving people drinks, and them venting/lamenting at me if they lost at the casino, or if their lives are just rough."

[lockandwhiskeybartender]

ive. followed this blog for a couple years and ive never seen it actually post wh. hello?????

"I don't know why you're calling my bar a 'blog' stranger, but I'm a busy man tending to different things."

[lockandwhiskeybartender]

what's being hot like

"Phone lord have mercy on me."