The: GentlemanBastard

Just your average tiny book fandom

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Brothers Beddict by Nether83

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All my life I have dreamed of you.

Sapphique.

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“Black Coral”

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Knight of High House Death

commissioned artwork by  Mrakobulka

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Holy shit this is so good

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“Young and idealistic, they stepped onto blood-soaked ground, in the wake of the sacrifices made by their fathers and mothers, their grandfathers and grandmothers. It is the horror of war that, with each newly arrived generation, the nightmare is reprised by innocents.”

-The Sha’ik Rebellion, Illusions of Victory. (House of chains)

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Another good quote from the malazan series.

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“Look, the seas grow calm once more. A most worthy lesson, I think. Nothing lasts for ever. Not violence, not peace. Not sorrow, old friend, nor rage.”

— Steven Erikson, Toll the Hounds (The Malazan Book of the Fallen, #8)

[tremorlor]

Tehol: Where are our weapons?

Bugg: We don't have any, master.

Tehol: None? Did we ever?

Bugg: No. Some wooden spoons...

Tehol: Are you adept at them?

Bugg: Very.

[cronopio]

Karsa Orlong by Sam Burley

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(source)

[sathinfection]

Hi my name is Locke Lamora and I have unremarkable brown hair (that’s how people forget my name) that’s long enough for a tail now since I haven’t bothered with a haircut in several books and bright gray eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look skinny (AN: if u don’t know how many times I was poisoned get da hell out of here!). I’m not dating Sabetha but I wish I was because she’s a major fucking hottie. I’m also an evil wizard and I’ve never been to magic school (I have amnesia and my body is stolen). I’m from fantasy Venice (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly doublets. For example today I was wearing a doublet with a stiletto in the sleeves, black hose and polished shoes. I was walking outside Karthain. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of Bondsmagi stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

yet another My Immortal parody (via sathinfection)

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“Vitelli’s out of it. That bumblebee laid down arms at the first sign of inevitable crushing defeat. Can you imagine such a cowardly creature!?”

-Malcolm Reynolds, Captain of the Firefly, Serenity

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Silanah vs Raest

[theunwitnessed]

Kalam and Quick Ben

by Michael Komarck

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rad.

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I cleared my throat and recited my pass phrase. Each word appeared on my display as I said it. "No one in the world ever gets what they want and that is beautiful."

Ready Player One by Ernest Cline

[corporal-nobbs]

Shadowthrone

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Some cool fan art for y'all