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@lockprick-blog
i still need to do nav and verses but i Refuse
goodforyourbxnes:
Fine, but you’re on doorway watch. If you don’t warn me, you don’t get to complain about bruised foreheads.
Being on doorway watch it basically my job anyway, so fine. But I don’t appreciate being told what I can and can’t complain about.
gunmetalblxck replied to your post: Do you want to help me fuck with North?
I know 479er smuggled North some chicken nuggets, but he’s hiding them from me. I need you to infiltrate his trust and his snack time by figuring out where he’s hiding them. He won’t expect any theft from you because you’re vegan.
Tex, I’m not sure if I can do this for you. There’s a huge difference between a regular prank and full-blown nugget theft. Like, what’s the punchline?
Sidharth Malhotra, Baar Baar Dekho, 2016.
Do you want to help me fuck with North?
Obviously yes. What's the plan?
lockprick:
Sexy. [paps his nose] Anyway, I surprised you didn’t know this about me already.
I’m sorry. I’ve failed you as your husband.Â
Not completely, baby, only mostly. It’s fine.
[drops to his knees with his arms around his shortband’s (short husband’s) waist] How can I ever make this up to you?
Piggy back ride for the rest of the day. [serious nod]
How did you get this hot?
Diet, exercise, occasional surgery, extremely good genes. Mostly that last thing.
@lockprick​ cont from here
[glances at her and the gun, decides she’s a non-threat] [oh boy] Gee, I really thought the pirate joke days were finally behind me. You can’t even see my face.
I’m probably not whoever you think I am. Why don’t you put that gun down before you hurt somebody and we can settle this like civilized people, huh?
Or, I could keep the gun on you while you get to talking and maybe throw in a couple of times how grateful you are that I’m disobeying orders by not shooting you on sight. [that parts not true, but she’s better at lying than shooting]
Who are you, and how’d you get here?
Woah, okay. [chuckles] You know what, that's fair. I respect the dedication.
I'm Rajon. Which doesn't explain anything, but it's the only answer I've got. My ship crashed here. I have exactly no idea what's going on.
lockprick:
Sexy. [paps his nose] Anyway, I surprised you didn’t know this about me already.
I’m sorry. I’ve failed you as your husband.Â
Not completely, baby, only mostly. It's fine.
The fuck?! [she has a gun pointed at him, but she's holding it wrong] [if she fired it, it would miss him and she'd hurt her own wrist with the recoil] Are you one of the pirates?
[glances at her and the gun, decides she’s a non-threat] [oh boy] Gee, I really thought the pirate joke days were finally behind me. You can’t even see my face.Â
I’m probably not whoever you think I am. Why don’t you put that gun down before you hurt somebody and we can settle this like civilized people, huh?
lockprick:
[raises an eyebrow at him] Yes?
Are you going to be alright, dairy boy?
[swoons dramatically leaning more of his weight on york]
I think I’m going through culture shock.Â
Sexy. [paps his nose] Anyway, I surprised you didn’t know this about me already.
mentally i associate carolina with Unsafe and i cant explain why but
turns out i dont remember anything that happened in the popular web video series Red Versus Blue from Roosterteeth
y’all i wish i knew how to edit billy player text so it wasnt so Goddamn Unreadable but im just not that good at this
ok go i won’t let you down
emily’s got no tricks to try but she don’t seem that much to mind she don’t seem to mind that much to me
and you got what the whole world wants so strap that armor tighter on double on down like it’s gonna make you free