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[valiicnt]

mia:

[stops] [her frontward momentum almost makes her topple over but this is important]

[cups his face] Babe. Sweetheart. That’s disgusting.

          [ laughs and swirls her right out of the way ]  [ of what? who can say ] 

                considering all you know ab-about me, are you sh-shocked?

[lipglossandouzo]

[steadies herself on his shoulder] [if he keeps twirling her around,  she’s going to upchuck on these people’s fancy workout Nike's] 

Rai, this is the single worst thing I’ve ever learned about you. I’m not shocked, but I am disappointed. 

[fiireriides-blog]

lipglossandouzo replied to your post: ‘ the most fucked up part of adult life is how…

[drops some shopping bags on the floor] I just spent $300 on lingerie and I’ve never felt more powerful in my life.

I mean, I support you, of course, of course, but do you even have $300?

[lipglossandouzo]

Listen, that doesn’t matter. I’m invincible and death can’t touch me. [she’s joking, but also just a little bit serious] 

[valiicnt]

mia:

Mmmm. [makes grabby hands at him]

Carry me. There’s ‘nough room for both'fus. [both'fus— hot new summer contraction coming to a theater near you] [she’s talking about her bed]

               i-if you puke on me, we b-b-both die tonight.     [ he does indeed lift her and carry her to the bed, where he tucks her and himself in ]  [ and then curses and gets up to turn out the lights and take off their shoes ]

[lipglossandouzo]

Heyyyyy where’re you goin”? [she doesn’t actually lift her head to check though]

[by the time he comes back to do her shoes she’s..... definitely quiet] [asleep? passed out? who knows]

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

horses have more legs than we know

im shaking what the fuck does this mean what do you know that we dont

[copycaat]

lipglossandouzo replied to your post: hatake kakashi doesn’t trust horses. they’re big…

Mia thinks horses are terrifying. they’re so big……… suspicious

          a horse slaps ya girl’s ass in the bar wyd

[lipglossandouzo]

put yr hands up and back away slowly

[valiicnt]

lipglossandouzo:

[squeezes his hand when he shit talks himself]

You mean like pre-dawn morning or real person morning? Cause health nut morning is probably the first.

          [ casually steals a dude’s watch with his free hand and checks the time ]  oh shit, it’s like 4:30. i’d be waking up if i’d gone to bed, so don’t call this “health nut morning”, holy shit. more like “massive jerk” morning.

[lipglossandouzo]

[stops] [her frontward momentum almost makes her topple over but this is important]

[cups his face] Babe. Sweetheart. That's disgusting.

[valiicnt]

lipglossandouzo:

[nods and hums in affirmation]

Are you gonna stay?

          i-i-if you want me to, sure. i’ll crash on the floor. or your bath tub. or, he-hell, i’ll snag your bed since there’s no way you’re getting there tonight.  [ pets her hair, affectionately ]  d-drunk ass. 

[lipglossandouzo]

Mmmm. [makes grabby hands at him]

Carry me. There's 'nough room for both'fus. [both'fus— hot new summer contraction coming to a theater near you] [she's talking about her bed]

[valiicnt]

lipglossandouzo:

I think you can do whatever you put your mind to babe.

[links their fingers and walks with him towards the smell of shitty burnt coffee]

          n-not in a place full of people that actually give a sh-shit about themselves.  [ he’s shaking minutely but honestly? follows her along pretty sedately, even though he’s still kind of grooving ]  does this mean it’s morning. 

[lipglossandouzo]

[squeezes his hand when he shit talks himself]

You mean like pre-dawn morning or real person morning? Cause health nut morning is probably the first.

[fiireriides-blog]

lipglossandouzo:

That makes it so much worse. I’m going to serve some dude at the bar tonight and imagine him in this nipple hell.

[evil grin] Oh, at least one dude. Probably more.

[lipglossandouzo]

[wrinkles her nose] Do you at least Lysol it between guys?

[fiireriides-blog]

Vigorously. I run a very cleanly operation.

[lipglossandouzo]

I... Have you ever had a client who literally got off to dirt? Like wanted you to pour dirt on them or something?

[valiicnt]

lipglossandouzo:

’M fine. [she’s not super coordinated] [even with Rainer’s help, more gets on her face than in her mouth, but it’s something] [and! she’s not choking on it!] [that’s always a plus]

          [ so proud ]  [ blots at her face with his sleeve ] 

          h-how did you end up being the one that b-brings out my latent nurturing instincts. 

          w-w-wanna blanket?

[lipglossandouzo]

[nods and hums in affirmation]

Are you gonna stay?

[valiicnt]

lipglossandouzo:

[laughs deep in her gut, swaying, but she’s good] [like, half as drunk as her associate over here] I think if you threw a rock you’d hit five people who teach scam classes for it, and two vegans.

          do y’think i c-could fuck any of ‘em in the bathroom?

          [ he would be obscenely lucky to even get a phone number ]  ugh, do they at least give out free c-coffee at this thing? i want my fifteen bucks’ worth. 

[lipglossandouzo]

I think you can do whatever you put your mind to babe.

[links their fingers and walks with him towards the smell of shitty burnt coffee]

[fiireriides-blog]

lipglossandouzo:

That makes it so much worse. I’m going to serve some dude at the bar tonight and imagine him in this nipple hell.

[evil grin] Oh, at least one dude. Probably more.

[lipglossandouzo]

[wrinkles her nose] Do you at least Lysol it between guys?

[fiireriides-blog]

lipglossandouzo replied to your post “Feel this fabric. Now imagine it rubbing against your nipples….”

I think it would chafe so bad you wouldn’t have any nipples left.

What if…. that’s the goal.

[lipglossandouzo]

[sighs] [not just a regular sigh either, this is soul deep]

What if I quit and found a job that didn’t involve costume consultations for a dominatrix? [she would never leave] [the pay’s too good]

[fiireriides-blog]

To be fair! This isn’t for me to wear, it’s for clients to wear. There’s a difference. I don’t want my nipples chafed.

[lipglossandouzo]

That makes it so much worse. I'm going to serve some dude at the bar tonight and imagine him in this nipple hell.

[valiicnt]

@lipglossandouzo replied to your post: Where’s the glitter and why is everyone sober?

Oh my god. Rai. Rainer. [tugs on his arm] [hopefully that doesn’t make him fall face first on the floor] [whisper-shouts because a regular whisper wouldn’t be heard over the speakers] We paid fifteen bucks a piece… to party with health nuts.

          [ he comes close, but luckily his catlike reflexes and a really buff dude with a sympathetic grimace saves both of them ]  [ rainer eyes him up and gives him a toothy grin, not even upset when the guy darts off ] 

          he-hey mia, do you think any of them do tantric?

[lipglossandouzo]

[laughs deep in her gut, swaying, but she’s good] [like, half as drunk as her associate over here] I think if you threw a rock you’d hit five people who teach scam classes for it, and two vegans.

[valiicnt]

lipglossandouzo:

[weakly pushes his hands away] [whines, her eyes still closed] Whaaaaaa?

          mia, mia~  [ presses the water bottle into her hands and does his level drunken best to make sure she doesn’t spill it everywhere]  d-drink this water, alright. jesus, y-y-you’re wasted. 

[lipglossandouzo]

'M fine. [she's not super coordinated] [even with Rainer's help, more gets on her face than in her mouth, but it's something] [and! she's not choking on it!] [that's always a plus]

[fiireriides-blog]

lipglossandouzo replied to your post “Feel this fabric. Now imagine it rubbing against your nipples….”

I think it would chafe so bad you wouldn’t have any nipples left.

What if…. that’s the goal.

[lipglossandouzo]

[sighs] [not just a regular sigh either, this is soul deep]

What if I quit and found a job that didn't involve costume consultations for a dominatrix? [she would never leave] [the pay's too good]

[valiicnt]

lipglossandouzo:

[makes a protesting noise and clings to him when she’s moved, but she doesn’t fully wake up] [honestly, it’s a good thing Rainer’s here because she’s just a smidge….. dangerously wasted] [lmao]

[he doesn’t have to carry her far. her apartment is Tiny]

      [ makes sure she’s propped up there on her side, pets her hair some more, and then extracts himself to get a two bottles of water and an advil ]  [ he’s gonna see if he can shake her awake enough to … drink some of the water ]

[lipglossandouzo]

[weakly pushes his hands away] [whines, her eyes still closed] Whaaaaaa?