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hi ive moved rodrick !!!!
hi ive moved rodrick !!!!
hi ive moved rodrick !!!!
hi ive moved rodrick !!!!
hi ive moved rodrick !!!!
hi ive moved rodrick !!!!
hi ive moved rodrick !!!!
hi ive moved rodrick !!!!
guys ,,,, guy s,,,, trick from arkangel is jus t aU RODRICK ! ! !
❤ ! ! !
ID : WHERE’S THE SOAP ? ? ? : RICHIE TOZIER
@lodedbucks / / STARTER !
❝ how do I put this delicately um…Oh yeah, you’re garbage and I hope you shit your pants and die. ❞
BLINK ONCE ... BLINK TWICE ... BLINK THRICE ! “Holy -- HOLY SHIT ... ” This kid wasn’t fucking around . This was not ... one of Greg’s friends like he had previously , STUPIDLY , thought . No , this kid would kick Greg’s fucking ass . Shock freezes over bully exterior .
- ̗̀ ▌ @lodedblamed` ! ` ! ! !!╰ ! ╰ canon starters ▌ ̖́- ̖
“Come on. COME ON-- ! Oh, use your muscular legs ! ” Voice filled with mock && cruelness only an older brother towards a little brother could have . One scrawny pallid hand on younger’s forehead , keeping him just out of reach . Nails dig into forehead && teenage brother wiggles && waves PRECIOUS DIARY right in front of . ENOUGH AMMO IN THIS BABY FOR AT LEAST UNTIL HE MOVES OUT . “COME ON , DON’T YOU WANT IT ? ! ”
- ̗̀ ▌ @bleechleech ` ! ` ! ! !!╰ ! ╰ canon starters ▌ ̖́- ̖
“You NEVER sign up for anything at school, you fly below the RADAR. That way, you never raise anyone’s EXPECTATIONS.”
❤ for a canon starter ! ! !
random starters from “elf”.
001. ❛ i just like to smile ! ❜
002. ❛ don’t be a cotton - headed ninny muggins . ❜
003. ❛ things worked out pretty good , they gave me a restraining order . ❜
004. ❛ no , no there isn’t . ❜
005. ❛ YOU SIT ON A THRONE OF LIES ! ❜
006. ❛ so , do you wanna go eat food ? ❜
007. ❛ i really wanted to see you . ❜
008. ❛ I KNOW HIM ! ❜
009. ❛ the best way to spread christmas cheer is to sing loud for all to hear ! ❜
010. ❛ you smell like beef and cheese . ❜
011. ❛ i think you’re beautiful . ❜
012. ❛ SANTAAA !! OH MY GOD !! ❜
013. ❛ why are you smiling like that ? ❜
014. ❛ YOU DID IT ! congratulations ! ❜
015. ❛ everybody looks like they wanna hurt me . . . ❜
016. ❛ you have such a pretty face . ❜
017. ❛ hey , buddy , wanna pick some snowberries ? ❜
018. ❛ i’m sorry i ruined your lives . ❜
019. ❛ SON OF A NUTCRACKER ! ❜
020. ❛ i like to whisper , too ! ❜
021. ❛ i’m in a store and i’m SINGING ! ❜
022. ❛ i’m in love and i don’t care who knows it ! ❜
023. ❛ i thought maybe we could make ginger bread houses , and eat cookie dough , and go ice skating , and maybe even hold hands . ❜
024. ❛ i’m a human . . . raised by humans . ❜
025. ❛ good news ! i saw a dog today ! ❜
026. ❛ it looks like a christmas tree . ❜
027. ❛ have you seen the toilets ? they’re GINORMOUS ! ❜
028. ❛ call me elf one more time ! ❜
029. ❛ is syrup made of sugar ? ❜
030. ❛ there’s room for everyone on the nice list ! ❜
ID : BEAUTIFUL PERFECT : HEATHER HILLS
a scowl unlike any other , piercing into the soul of a boy you could firmly say you loathed. how dare he show his face this monday morning ?? an irriational annoyance already crawls up your spine , & the poor punk hasn’t even spoken yet ! ❛ ❛ don’t even talk to me , heffley. ❜ ❜ stone cold , but the disappointment in tone still lingers. blonde had only wanted a pleasing evening in a gorgeous dress !
to laugh , to listen to a good band , to eat from that damned chocolate fountain. who the hell told this guy she liked justin bieber anyways ?? ❛ ❛ you totally ruined my birthday. ❜ ❜ fury had struck her that night , her mighty shout of fury had boomed & she’d been OH SO EMBARRASSED. don’t even bother to share a gaze with the other teen , clutching textbooks firmly in hand. ❛ ❛ just go away. ❜ ❜
@lodedbucks
SHE GETS YOUR HEART POUNDING . BEATING ‘GAINST YOUR RIB CAGE LIKE YOU DO WHEN YOU’RE ROCKIN’ OUT ON THE DRUMS . Hard , fast && loud . You can practically hear it all in your ears . Time slows down when she talks && background blurs leaving only you two && blocking out the rest of the world . He shifts , nervous , hands sweaty && not to get all SAPPY or anything but Rodrick Heffley thinks she might be even MORE beautiful when she’s angry.
He remembers that hot , sticky July well , clear as crystal . A SWEET SIXTEEN HE && NO ELSE WILL FORGET . IT ROCKED ! ! ! At least to him anyways . I mean , until the very end , anyways . Greg told him that Holly said that she spent THREE HOURS crying trying to get CHOCOLATE out of her dress . NICE GOING , HEFFLEY ... YOU JERK .
“I just wanted to say i’m--i’m...” YOU NEVER SAY THE S - WORD . You’d choke back your gag for ... for Heather Hills . “...Sorry.”
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