I've really not got any fucking idea

Can we not go 2 months without a disaster

[mikuheritageposts]

italians dni

[svndvn]

drew this when I was severely sleep deprived

[sandmandaddy69]

[ivy-saurs]

randomly remembered this tweet and had to stop myself from bursting out laughing

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

canadian guy who’s only played bioshock, metro 2033, fallout 4, doom 2016, nier automata, dishonored, machinegames wolfenstein, dark souls, and prey 2017 upon seeing any other video game for the first time:

[egirlbutternubs]

Actually if you look at his username you’ll see he’s played at least one other game

[mademoiseli]

The notes are broken. This is what tumblr is all about apparently.

[atonau]

THE NOTES ARE BROKEN!  This has been reblogged so many times, Tumblr just shrugged and said “infinity”

[thetwilightroadtonightfall]

‪concept: khux but everyone has fingers‬

[kostecko27]

What

[thetwilightroadtonightfall]

allow me to explain with a quick visual:

[echoheart0324]

[e-102]

me leaving the theatre with two roasted turkeys in my shoulders

[e-102]

i don’t understand what this post is saying, why would i be leaving the theatre with uneaten turkeys. where did i get them from. what the fuck was i talking about.

[phishs-world]

You don't understand your own post?

[e-102]

i don’t understand anything

[thoodleoo]

there are a lot of really good ancient roman laws but i think my favorite is that, if you got struck by lightening and died, you couldnt have a proper burial because it meant that the gods hated you

[ancient-rome-au]

“Jupiter cancelled him and we’re not going to question that”

[antique-scarecrow]

genuinely asking: how would these laws apply to that guy who got struck by lightning on seven separate occasions but survived every time?

[nanarchy]

I think I would have assumed Zeus was trying to fuck him.

[antique-scarecrow]

worst possible response thanks so much

[innumerable-voices]

Walking around in Pokémon legends ZA having not kept up with new releases in near a decade and having never seen 3D modeled Pokémon out of battles means running into Pokémon and going "hey I recognise you from porn"

[innumerable-voices]

It's a really excellent game tho, like rough around the edges but it's the first time a game has made me actually feel like a Pokémon trainer as it's shown in the anime

[innumerable-voices]

If you hit a Pokémon with a ball when they're facing away from you you have an increased catch chance

They call this a "backshot"

[jdawg696911]

Captain Picard tries out his new trampoline on the bridge

[seraphinial]

[tiny-tf-faces]

I assume you like onions

TRUE! Raw onion is one of my favorite snacks!

[glacia-posts]

No way. Have you ever mentioned that on your tumblr before? I thought it was really really random that I imagined you munching on a raw onion but now I think you might have mentioned it before and I subconsciously remembered it.

[lofi-hearts]

Who are you, Tony Abbott?

[tub-blog]

It Begins

And the ultimate bloging begins

[haely]

SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP. Sorry I know you’re only 16 or something. I just lost my cool there. 🫩

[t4timekeeper]

i dont like it when people take an evil character and they make them some flavour of bigot to like, “amp up” their villainy or whatever. esp when it’s tonally inappropriate. like that one post was right it IS always funnier when characters who suck are inexplicably allies

[t4timekeeper]

i like how half the tags on this post are kaido of the beasts

[ashenmind]

there’s definitely a gulf between someone who knows how to play chess and someone who plays chess, but it’s nothing compared to scrabble

[ashenmind]

[ashenmind]

specifically, “uwu” is being added to the international english scrabble dictionary, which is apparently a big deal because uuw is a terrible tile combination otherwise

[sparrow-va]

(via @airlock)

[r0zeclawz]

reading dnis is a great way to learn words that no one has ever used and might not even be real

[itsjunetime]

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling