emergency friend hologram

worst pirate you have ever heard of

[tichshowers]

Diversity win, the skeleton inside me is non-binary.

[galaxywarp]

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

[ozempicofficial]

[william-s-churros]

i think i saw a movie like this once

[maidslime]

Ok I needed to know the story and

Guy makes a really stupid decision and gets in a car accident -> no real damage from accident but insurance goes up -> starts beating himself up over his stupid decision -> gets depressed -> starts to realize he's single and had crash been worse he'd die alone -> realizes he's never had a relationship or even a crush and starts wondering what he'd want out of a relationship -> starts to realize he doesn't really like girls so he thinks he must be gay -> realizes he likes girls and boys about the same amount, so he must be bi -> later realizes that "same amount" is none at all -> he's ace

[sol1loqu1st]

did you know that you can increase the quality of your quesadilla by adding seasoning

[sol1loqu1st]

did you know that you can decrease the quality of your quesadilla by making a tumblr post while it's cooking and burning it

[only-cat-memes]

Your daily dose of cat memes

[parakeet]

i just found /r/birdloaf

[sandwormb]

12 years old: I’m like half gay half straight ^_^

14 years old: Bisexuality is an extremely nuanced and varied identity. It’s a fluid sexuality. It’s incredibly reductive to describe it as being half of something. Fuck you.

20 years old: I’m like half gay half straight

[koraxmarinus]

the bird namers really knocked it out of the park with this one

[jacqattacq-deactivated20230625]

Never apologize for a late reply. I'm a "pick up where we left off" kinda person.

[neckfat]

[nerdygaymormon]

[dunkthebiscuit]

This is why Pride is not just a party. It's a joyful celebration, but it's also a pointed and colourful two-finger salute to a world that stood back whilst so many of us died. And we'll never go quietly, never again.

[notahorseindisguise]

[theartofmadeline]

happy pride to the gay people in my computer <3

[mishmash-webster]

just had an amazing sleep paralysis experience wherein i looked above my bed and there was a green prompt box thing that said “reveal ghost” and of course my dumbass clicked on it and scary eyes slowly faded in as i tried to squirm around in fear and couldnt move like. man thats stupid you deserve whatever happens to you at that point

[eroscestlavie]

look at tony holding his little Cuck Goblet while thor’s entire pussy pops loud enough to break the sound barrier next to him. we do stan. 

[chimpanzeedotcom]

This is the only marvel post I will ever reblog it’s making me go insane

[hungwy]