Human (assumed)

I have the dumb

[peachyswirls]

[theinternetarchive]

System wallpapers from Windows XP's RTM, Build 2600; Microsoft Co., August 24, 2001.

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[aboredneet]

Had a dream last night that I was head of a group of trouble makers on my block and we would get up to mischievous fun all the time, mostly to starve off boredom or help one of our neighbors. Now the cops in the area new me well but nothing I ever did was bad enough for more then a slap on the wrist but recently we had been getting bolder. After some successful vandalism to an abandoned house me and my two closest friends were heading down and we found a gun, of course as a couple of kids we were playing with it but it made me worried so I took it to one of the old guys next door. The old guy was not happy we were playing with the gun so he took it, unloaded it, then through it in a dumpster. Not long after the cops found out and tried to arrest everyone in the building but many resisted but after a rough battle all that was left was me and the other kids. So I hatched a plan I snuck into the police museum across the street with a friend acting as a distraction then used one of there phones to call them to the office. They rushed out locking the door with me hiding inside ready for payback. I started looking for keys of something integral to the function of the glorified gift and snack shop. As I am looking around the back kitchen area one of the donut friers catched fire and I think "perfect, all I have to do now is leave and this place will burn down", but I don't I put out the fire and turn off everything then leave empty handed. I cry as I sneak down the dark alleyways because I know no one would believe I did the good thing and they will still blame me for the bad things, so I just stopped. I stopped doing good things and bad things withdrawing into my empty apartment, over time all the adults come back as the police makes sure no more guns are arround and they were not criminals. The older folks on the block that looked after the kids come to check on me and made sure I was fed but nothing they said would get me to do anything, I simply sat there watching the world go by as I stayed out of it doing neither good nor bad anymore.

[dinkywinks]

this scene from the goes wrong show where they cast two different people as the head and hunky, semi-nude body of the same character during a live theatre production haunts my every waking moment

[gaysemiotics]

Now THIS is physical comedy

[memewhore]

[mortimermcmirestinks]

bud this isn't from 10 years ago this is from almost 20 years ago

[gluecookie]

happy 19th anniversary to freecupholder.exe

[resplendentri]

HAPPY 20TH ANNIVERSARY TO FREECUPHOLDER.EXE

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[mlembug]

"the average income in <X> is <Y> of <currency>" cool, what's the median

[unyielding-pussy]

Average isn't useful here. however, after a little bit of research, apparently the median income in the US is $24,327, which means the reality is actually much worse than this meme makes it seem. yay!

[asteroidtroglodyte]

[wirelessmousegirl]

According to time magazine, median annual rent is $13,896, which means rent alone is 57% Of the median annual income, awesome!

[football-in-tuxedos]

One of the things you'll learn in statistics is that while both average and median have their places, averages are EXTREMELY easily jerked around by extreme outliers, so if someone uses the average on a dataset that likely has some extreme outliers (like income, which would have a handful of people who make 9 digits per year) then you gotta assume they're lying to you.

[jdebbiel]

Favorite works of 2025

[theprofessional-amateur]

Do we count this as a passive rickroll?

link to post

[swordofwit]

A very important addition from Rian Johnson himself

[pukicho]

The masculine urge to eat food to live

[veiledbyart]

My prediction for episode 7. He'll be fine guys no worries.

Don’t use or repost my art without permission.

[taylornprice]

foraging finds

[decomposedmaw]

the little traveler

[achillesvevo-deactivated2020090]

[yamitamiko]

me, holding a pizza box and shouting: SUE!

customer walks up

me: sue?

customer opens the box, frowns, and sticks her finger in the pizza: i didn’t order pepperoni

me, with a voice devoid of any emotion: ……. sue?

customer: oh! no i’m (name)!

the actual sue, materializing at my elbow: is that a pizza for sue?

me: would you like some free breadsticks to eat while we remake you pizza? another customer touched it

‘another customer’ sheepishly mumbles sorry

sue, who has clearly worked with the public: you take as long as you need to, honey

[tinyhipsterboy]

me, shouting at the top of my lungs: ICED VENTI VANILLA LATTE FOR JENNIFER

male customer standing right in front of me turns to look

me: jennifer? iced vanilla latte?

customer says nothing, takes the drink, shoves straw in, takes a long sip

customer: i wanted this hot. i ordered a small hot decaf skinny vanilla latte.

me: are you jennifer?

customer: no, i’m daniel

[pg-chan]

Some people wonder why people fight wars, but I have no trouble imagining reasons for people to just haul off on each other. 

[swoapeater]

No one sees my art when I post it on @the-evil-pineapple-offffical so viola here you go

[satan-offical]

Chat look at this art

[swoapeater]

Satan what have you done everyone is reblogging this help. SATAN IM NOT READY FOR FAME

[satan-offical]

Chat reblog this at minimum 100 times each

[ink-the-artist]

My Local Gas Station

[sistersorrow]

The gas station spectral borzoi explaining to me for the fifth time that I can’t exchange a can of premium unleaded for life advice

[dailycatsblog]