Lotteries

A Chronicle of Scratch Offs, I Guess. Also, That’s my Cat. .

[logicallyalien-blog]

One of the Choices in Desire and Decorum should definitely be “Throat Punch Duke What’s-His-Face”. This Fucking Bitch, Bro...

[logicallyalien-blog]

Miss. Parsons and Mr. Chambers. Yisss.

[incorrectunsolvedquotes]

Demon: I am going to murder you!

Ryan: Let me ask Shane.

Demon: That’s not how this works…

Ryan: He said no.

[logicallyalien-blog]

Squirtle is my Sprit Animal. Get yours today at CrochetbyBetsyShop.com

[logicallyalien-blog]

Never EVER fuck with the KGB: the end.

[helenamayhathaway]

Listen, Buzzfeed Unsolved investigating Goatman’s Bridge is modern art.

[unsolvedoutofcontext]

For @apopheniah