Incorrect Buzzfeed Unsolved Quotes

What do you mean Ryan and Shane never said these? SUBMISSIONS OPEN (icon credits go to ghostwheeze)

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Shane, before any risky situation: Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.

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Sara: Why are you two here?

Ryan: I'm here to help!

Shane: I'm here to make things worse!

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Shane: My criminal record?

Shane: The only crime I’ve committed was killing it on the dance floor haha.

Shane: Well no, actually. I have killed a man.

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Ryan: Ah yes, my train of thought.

Ryan: Or as i like to call it, the anxiety express.

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Shane: If I was a skeleton, I would say "that rattles my bones" in response to literally everything.

Ryan: I'm sorry, IF you were a skeleton?

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I found your blog and I feel like it's nice bc most unsolved are specific to supernatural and I'm too much of a scaredy cat to watch that. I love that your posts are not specific to supernatural and just generally apply to unsolved!! So thank you!

thank you for this message!! im really glad you’re enjoying my blog 💗💗

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The quotes on this blog just radiate Ryan and Shane and I can’t imagine them with any other duo. Thank you for this fan service dear

im glad you’re enjoying it!!!

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I just found this page and my GOD this is BEAUTIFUL

im glad you like it!

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i I love this so much

thank you!!

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guess who’s back 

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Hey am I allowed to draw mini comics of your stuff or something? I love this blog and it’s super inspiring <3

sorry this is late but sure!

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Shane: The rich should get robbed at least once a week.

Ryan: Why?

Shane: Builds character.

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Shane: So when do you think we’ll see a big hairy boy?

Ryan: Please call them bears.

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Ryan: I am at a loss for words!

Shane: [narrating] Despite being at a loss for words, Ryan yelled at me for the next ten minutes.

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This. Is. The best page I’ve come along. I’m laughing so hard. Thank you.

hfaj im glad i made you laugh 💓💓💓

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[game night]

Ryan: [grabs Shane by the arm] Alright, everyone partner up.

Ryan: [whispering] If we lose, you’re out of my will.

Shane: I was in your will?