I'm too old for this

31, ex catholic, feminist.

[meangirlnurse]

*listens to your thoughts*

[bi-ace-acle]

💖What if i lightly touched your heart and we're both listening to our connected stethoscopes? 💖

[botanyshitposts]

this morning my coworker and I were evaluating some beans and I said ‘man these beans look pretty good’ and he was like ‘meh I’ve seen better’. top ten exchanges that have happened for thousands of years in every language ever spoken

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[lestatscunt]

Jam for GQ

[itsalwaysdark]

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

[tourdion]

classic post rant quora phrase

[wifehaver103947]

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[cummunismkillls-deactivated2019]

Girl what am I being sold here?

[regularlesbian]

Solidarity

[noisepuppy]

I asked if this was an art installation and a Danish person said "no this is quite a serious impedance"

[pnglove]

© saweeeties

[gayestcowboy]

one of my strongly held beliefs is that self driving cars should not exist. i don’t care how good the technology gets, i will not trust it. if you want transportation that you don’t have to be in control of, you should be in support of better public transit. you want trains.

[alhashimis]

Sepideh Moafi as Dr. Baran Al-Hashimi THE PITT (S02E06)

[scribeherself]

I think one of the gentlest things in the world is when a friend just gets your weird little brain. like you say half a sentence and they finish it. you reference something incredibly niche from seven years ago and they’re already nodding. they understand your strange vocabulary for emotions that don’t have real words yet. it’s being seen and known and still loved. maybe especially because you’re known. god. what a gift.

[ianthewife]

free my girl she did all that and should’ve fucking done even more

[sodiumfreakbyeguysiloveu-deacti]

so called "free thinkers" watching a game of tennis

[hometoursandotherstuff]