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how to find true love and happiness

[okthatsgreat]

i don’t have any other followers it’s actually just you and me here

[cooolpix4u]

[cosmonautroger]

Al Pacino, Dog Day Afternoon, 1975

[future-crab]

The key to writing good fanfiction is to harbor a deeply humiliating desire, and the trick there is that even pretty basic and societally-accepted desires like “being held” and “being wanted” CAN and WILL be humiliating if they’re intense enough. Become so estranged from human connection that the idea of someone playing with your hair fills you with yearning so deep you feel like you’re going to throw up and you will write some banger fanfiction. It might have some other consequences too but idrk about that.

[interdimentional]

[pmamtraveller]

Jane Fisher

[banhmigoddess]

My one boring tip to anyone in their 20s is to resist the temptation to rot in your room every time you get a free moment. Dismiss any neuroses you have about going outside and "being perceived". Be a dictator about it, plan your hangouts like they are binding commitments. No excuses! Go to the bar with your friends. Be kinda hungover at work. Socializing is like exercise; even if you don't feel like you want to, you should still do it because it's good for you.

[pistoletgauche]

[interdimentional]

[jetix]

Wood carved bear bookends, 2025

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[paverics]

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

[cheerfullycatholic]

When medicine is holding the migraine back but you can still kinda feel it in the distance waiting to return

[furtho]

Joy Division in the rehearsal room, Manchester, 1979 (via KAFF_tweets)

[urbanf0rager]

Fence Cats, 2024

Taken with Fujifilm Finepix S9250.

[meowmorials]

2006

[blushingbloom]

horse bridle made from watsonia leaves by Hannah Thornhill

[malleverte]