Asgardâs best dad/mom:Â
Summer road trips in the family RV featuring gas station slurpees, backseat driver Sigyn, and professional enabler, Angrboda.
Embarrassing family photo sessions every Yule.
âOf course the horse girl wants to ride you, sweetie, Mummy told you she would. Just say neigh next time she asks, right?â
Friday night living room sleepovers complete with movie marathons, popcorn, and camping in the backyard.
Pie-eating contests.
Pie-throwing contests.Â
âFenrir, donât bite the mailmanâyou poop on him, weâve been through this, buddy, come on.â
Hel gets a âBabyâs First Pyreâ in her room when she turns 2.
Horrible dad jokes at all times.Â
âGender? I hardly know âer!â
Gives the best hugs in the universe.
âJorm, I told youâthe poolâs fine for now, you can terrorize the oceans when youâre older.â
âWho wants a tattooâ? Shit, Sigyn, Iâm kidding!â









