Witch Bitch

Happy mother’s day, I accidentally got my fucking mother killed. Cheers!

Sugarbuns, if you are not already drunk off your ass I will personally hold you down and pour a gallon of the highest alcohol content everclear I can find down your throat. Ain’t nobody deserve to be conscious after that statement

I’m drunk, but not drunk enough. So you do whatever the fuck you want.

Sweetie, I am going have to bite my own tail to keep from taking you up on that suggestion. But I will do my best to insure you are so drunk that it takes you a week to remember that your socks go on before your shoes.

I hope you bite through it. Though, that sounds like a fantastic idea.

#nsfw #reply

Happy mother’s day, I accidentally got my fucking mother killed. Cheers!

Sugarbuns, if you are not already drunk off your ass I will personally hold you down and pour a gallon of the highest alcohol content everclear I can find down your throat. Ain’t nobody deserve to be conscious after that statement

I’m drunk, but not drunk enough. So you do whatever the fuck you want.

#Anonymous #ask #I'm going to finish a whole bottle of vodka

wow just remembered that shit hurted

Don’t need to tell me twice

Happy mother’s day, I accidentally got my fucking mother killed. Cheers!

#Loki.txt

I woke up and there was a water bottle on the floor next to me… I was like oh damn drunk Loki is looking out for hungover Loki… thats nice. I took a big swig and that shit was straight tequila. I hate myself.

Sorry Sugar buns, my mistake. You wanted to use the tequila bottle in a fight and there was still tequila in it. Then I got it mixed up with all the other liquor in water bottles…and the water in water bottles…. Um… you may want to see if the guy in the basement is actually just unconscious.

I can’t believe you made me remove the tequila first. I can’t believe I let you.

Also fuck the guy in the basement, my biggest concern is what appears to be “lemonade” sitting a few feet away from me.

#I can still sire #ask #anonymous

I woke up and there was a water bottle on the floor next to me... I was like oh damn drunk Loki is looking out for hungover Loki... thats nice. I took a big swig and that shit was straight tequila. I hate myself.

#loki.txt

if I catch you with drugs, you better count me in

Pay me

#ask #anonymous

you, in the slutty outfit, you're not getting pregnant on my jungle gym

Me, hanging upside down with tits hanging out: Who said anything about me getting pregnant?

The problem with saying “fuck you” or giving the middle finger salute to certain people when they annoy you is, they keep taking it as an invitation.

That’s because your wording is wrong. If you start telling them to “shut up or fuck me” they either have to a) shut up or b) perform. Either way, you win. And in my experience, if they do neither, then the next phrase of “Well then, fuck you” comes off more as a threat, than an invitation.

I shall keep this in mind, though it probably means I’l be getting a lot more exercise. Shutting up, will not be their preferred option. If the little bear is taking me down all the time how am I gonna have enough energy for my sweet Sugar buns? I’ve already slunk past my second millennia, and well, time tells as they say.

Oh you know... fuck you, fuck me, fuck them. You get it all done at once; no need to waste your energy twice.

The problem with saying “fuck you” or giving the middle finger salute to certain people when they annoy you is, they keep taking it as an invitation.

That’s because your wording is wrong. If you start telling them to “shut up or fuck me” they either have to a) shut up or b) perform. Either way, you win. And in my experience, if they do neither, then the next phrase of “Well then, fuck you” comes off more as a threat, than an invitation.

I can’t believe Thor is stealing my.......... thunder

#Loki.txt

mesopelagic

i am just, a horrid little beast and i am, going to cause a ruckus

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Let’s play: is this my horse gear or my BDSM gear