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Friend : Are you still stalking your ex? You : ... no... Friend : on obituary?
You: ... *picture*
narrator: and it was in that moment, he knew, he fucked up
Guys. read it with Morgan Freeman’s voice
Meet Finn the Human. He’ll take you on adventure across the post-apocalyptic Land of Ooo during the day and some naughty adventure across the bedroom during the night making you his Princess Bubblegum. Quest being finding your G spot.
“His mother is of half Italian and half Irish descent, while his father is of half British and half German ancestry.” Never been more horny than the day I discover this
Joker (I need help for this)
Hello My sis want to go watch it, but she’s not fan of MCU and I am. so we don’t enjoy the same type of movie. Well we do love Joker. Him being our favorite since this one >>
Is there MCU fan who did watch the Joker ? As an MCU fan, is it worth it? Is it as great as Heath Ledger’s Joker, or am I going to be disappoint or worse it being boring like Jared Leto’s ? Theater or wait until it gets on tv?
Spider-Man is not a party trick, okay? I’m just gonna be myself.
Can we talk about the fact that Peter Parker copied Tom Holland’s eyebrow “fashion statement”
DISNEY + STORYBOOK OPENINGS
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937) Pinocchio (1940) Cinderella (1950) Sleeping Beauty (1959) The Sword in the Stone (1963) The Jungle Book (1967) Robin Hood (1973) Enchanted (2007)
Jojo Rabbit (2019)
Hannibal Lecter.. That cold gentleman who make you so obsessed about the mystery around him. He never talk about his past, let alone his present. But isn’t it perfect that way. Why looking for the truth? Is he a good guy? In fact he is. He’s so charming as to drink blood and eat the flesh of whoever try to harm you
TOM SAWYER & HUCKLEBERRY FINN in the hood
‘What are you hiding, Peter?’ Peter was always on tip toe with MJ since Homecoming
Why so serious? Why so jealous?(part 1)
Hi, R.A.W here. It’s my first and maybe only try at fan fiction. Sorry for the bad English. Wasn’t my loved subject at school. you can correct me, I’m not that touchy. I hope you enjoy.
P.s let me know if you’d experience something similar irl.
pairing: Thomas S. Holland x Reader
Warning: Don’t know if I will include smut in it or not. may a light smut in part two.
Summary: The reader reunite with ex Tom after a bad break up. They got caught in their desire for each others body. Your best friend called you over for a night out. She was invited to a party by some guys at her job and could bring a friend. You weren't a fan of night out but you wanted to cool down your head a little from what was happening at home. 'It's at Harrison's house. We'll dress there. The party start at ten.' said Natacha, parking in front of a residence you well know. 'What?!! You meant THIS HARRISON!‘ 'I know you would back down if I told you the truth.' 'But... why so early?' 'I 'll help out a little. Harrison isn't as great as he think he is in a kitchen. And you can make something or play with the others... You know make some new friends.' 'Ah!! YOU!!' ' yeah yeah . You love me too.' You were so angry that you didn't watch your step while getting out of the car and slipped on gravel. 'What the hell? Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! you cursed. 'Again!' laugh Natacha.
You felt two hand grab your waist and lift you like you were nothing. You froze and didn't want to turn around to see who did that. Cause that person saw you fell. Not like it was the first time you had your butt of the ground but you weren't in a place you felt comfortable. 'Are you alright?' said the person. And THAT voice. 'oh fuck! you cursed again as you turn around. Yeah. I think my butt is fine, Tom.' Tom's face changed since the last time you saw him. Curiously, he didn't have that mole on his chin you used to love. And his body was wider too in that white shirt. 'That was a lot of cursing, Deadpool', he said trying not to laugh. ' Thanks I don't need help, yell Natasha trying to get all her stuff from the car at once. 'Oh sorry. I didn't see you. I'll lend you a hand.' ‘Such a gentleman. Why can’t Harrison be more like you?’ ‘He is.’ ‘Just not with me, she signed.’
You waited until you got inside with Natasha's makeup suitcase to ask. 'Are you scheming something.' 'I swear on your little brother. I'm not.' she said sincerely. 'So why didn't you tell me Tom will be in that party?' 'I needed you to get out of the house... and introduce me to one of his friend.' 'Why not asking Harrison.' 'He will act like some big brother, making going crazy and I don’t wanna act like a fool in front of his handsome friends.’ 'More insane that you actually are? ... okay okay, I'll help you out.' 'Yay!' 'Help out with what, girls? Harrison and Tom was near them. Harrison gave you both a hug, then grab you by the waist and invite you in his house. ...
'Please! just for tonight. I promise I'll only use one eye shadow, mascara and lipstick', begged Natasha. 'Promise promise?’ 'I swear on the head of your little brother.' 'okay but I'm not fan of that dress.' 'Oh come on! I'm not the only one getting it tonight.' 'I didn't come for that!' 'Whatever. Just be pretty for yourself tonight. And for me. I like to see my friend's cute ass in a dress once in a while.' You both laugh.
*knock on the door* 'No one is naked, you can come in, you giggle.' But that smile runaway when you saw the face of Tom. 'Fuck!' 'Natacha, Harrison is looking for you.' 'Okay. I'm out.' *door close* ' May I help you with some thing?' 'Put on my makeup, you smirked.' 'Alright. I'm pretty confident in my skill. You both laughed.
He sat on the chair in front of you and run his big hand through Natasha's makeup. 'What color for your eyes Ma'am?' 'Whatever suits me.' 'Then blue.' 'That's yours.' 'shuuu. close your eyes.'
Not seeing anything made you so nervous that your heart start to punch your ribs so hard it hurts. You felt the brush on your eye and somehow his breath too, making you swear again. 'your mouth too' 'No! I'll do it myself, you yelled opening your eyes. You jolt. His face was so close to yours. No wonder you also felt the heat of his body. A now body of a man. 'I mean... close your mouth. no cursing, Darling. 'Don't call me that, you defend yourself, embarrassed. His smile fade to give place to a serious face. And you remembered. You remembered that this was the last thing you said to him before breaking up. And what a stupid reason to break up. You were just ignorant at that time. Now you know that it was natural that it hurts the first time and didn’t have to blame him cause you were too scare it would feel the same pain if you do it again. 'Sorry... i didn't... 'I know. And he kissed you. The same sensation of your first kiss hit you like Godzilla beaming your body with all that explosion igniting your senses. His hands on your thigh gave a sly pressure and his kiss intensify making you lose your breath. You retreat, surprised, your eyes wide open.
*door open*
'What is going on here!?' Natacha stomped in the room making them jumped. 'Tom! What did you do to her? 'Nothing, he said, feeling guilty. 'Blue is okay but that's not the way you put on makeup.’ 'How dare you insult my magnificent work? I'm the best makeup artist in the whole world. This is art. You laughed. 'MMmm yeah. Get your little ass out now. She gave me carte' blanche to dress her up.' He looked at you and got up. 'See you soon then.'*door close* 'Are you hiding something?' asked Natacha noticing the redness on your face. 'Not really, you lied. So you did you got for me?' Natasha smile went up her ear. Nothing decent, probably, she thought.....
Tom was waiting downstairs. Again. Waiting was his pet peeve. He played it cool when he heard from Harrison that you were coming to the party two weeks ago. Two fucking weeks. He didn't know really know his actual feeling for her right now. But hearing your name made him kind of furious and excited. He didn't know why but he found himself waiting by the door like Tessa usually waits for him coming back home. It was so frustrating not knowing what was happening to him. And she was there. Butt on the ground. Like always. And found himself kissing her on impulse. It felt so damn good that he nearly loose his mind there. What would happen if she didn't push him? He blushed at that though. And Natacha who as going to take care of her. Oh god! His really gonna loose his mind. Gotta think about something else. People were still coming at the party. Lots of them. He signed and slide in the crowd getting a himself a beer. 'something else... something else...' he repeated to himself. 'Thomas!' 'Oh shit! not her. He saw Janice. That annoying glue, Janice.
There was so much people downstairs that you felt nervous. Mainly in that get up. You were thankful that Natacha choose a dress that was easy to move in and not as short as hers. A light blue skater dress with little lemon green dots and your makeup wasn't too much. Blue for the eyes, mascara, and light pink bling bling for your lips. It was weird to see yourself like that in the mirror. But you loved it. You felt pretty and that felt good too. 'Y/N! He is there. next to Tom.' You turned in the direction Natacha pointed. Tom was now wearing a classic black chess long shirt that he'd fold, letting his forearm showing. A pretty girl was clinging to his arms. Natacha was wearing lightly makeup in comparison. You went to William, ignoring the monster who was throbbing in your heart. Jealousy. 'Hi William. Can I have a word with you? 'Hey Y/N! he kinda screamed while hugging you. Tom was glaring. A little scary to your taste. William was tall so you asked him to lean a little and murmured that you got a friend who wanted to meet him. William knew who you were talking about so reply excited: 'Oh. You're gonna make me the happiest.' Tom's glare felt like Hawkeye shooting electric arrow at you. Scary but arousing. Runaway......
Tom was so furious that he ditched Janice like a genius for once and got out for some fresh air. Why did it have to be William? He was the tallest among his friends. And they all made fun of them when they stand side by side. The tallest and the shortest. Tom was the most talented but height was his embarrassing complex. He signed. Y/N was stunning. More than he had imagine. *door open* It was William with a little shadow with him. He went to them, letting go of all frustration. He's gonna fight for her. 'Hey Tom. He stopped. 'Oh Natacha. ... hum.. Harry is looking for you. 'Now? she lamented. ' Yeah! Now! 'Okay. Tom followed her in the house leaving William smoking. He found her on a chair, Jacob next to her. He went to Ned and asked him to switch place. Jacob shrugged his shoulders and slide to the right. He crouched down next to her. She was looking at Natacha and Harrison, apparently in full argument. 'Jake, don't you think that Harrison has a thing for Natacha?' you asked turning your head and got Tom's face at 5 centimeter apart from yours. 'Fuck!' Your glass of beer slide from your hand and felt on your dress. 'oh fuck'. 'Ah clumsy Y/N is still the same, he laughed. Come with me.' You didn't discuss and just followed him to the kitchen. But he passed the kitchen and went upstairs. maybe in the guess room where you were assign with Natacha. But he also passed it. So it will be his room.
perfect date with chris. goooo ❤️
:0 ! tbh, i hate fancy dates. like everything’s so uncomfortable and awkward and you start overthinking everything and there’s so much pressure, it’s just not my thing. HOWEVER, i do like the idea of just hanging out at home, talking, watching a movie and eating a lot. and laughing!!! just some domestic fluff i think would be 10/10 bc there would be a lot less pressure and it’d just be a casual thing u know??? i’m rambling isjkdfs but yeAH that would be the perfect date for me!!
sleepover asks!!!
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maybe at the person’s house. not mine. Never in the mood to ‘Monica clean’ my room
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